Black Tulip
Not so delicate flower
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If it is any consolation: I am still wiping the tears from the skydiving joke.
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Black Tulip said:If it is any consolation: I am still wiping the tears from the skydiving joke.
pop_54 said:Sorry girls I'll try to behave
One for oggie and MG.
Why don't Jewish guys take to Morris Dancing?
You have to be a complete prick to do that!
minsue said:Oooh, Pops! A simultaneous post! Was it good for you?
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perdita said:Pops, love, yours are the only jokes I read, and they always give me a larf.
Perdita
Dingus Guy said:Why do Jews like bagels so much?
Because they are too cheap to afford the whole roll.
Now...what is the difference between a guy with a patch and a penis?
One has an eye that shoots semen and the other one looks like a seaman.
Just being playful, no offense, except for the bad joke.
Dingus Guy said:My brother used to wear one for a few years when I was a youth.
I used to love to snap the band behind his head. Made the most lovely fleshy snapping sound.
On an another note:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
Dingus Guy said:Pirate Jokes
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”