Lord Pmann wants to discuss Sapiosexuals

[Sundayschild]

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[hotwords229_A]

Everyone will know his dick by the grill marks left across it.

Do you primarily fuck charcoal or propane grills? Please don’t say butane, because it’s a bastard gas.

As long as my meat stays warm and juicy . . .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As long as my meat stays warm and juicy . . .

I was once asked by an ER doc if I straddled a toaster

(I am one of the good ER stories)

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like if someone is proficient at window licking, it’s indicative of them being good at licking other things.

I feel as if this is the lowest of thresholds one can have.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was once asked by an ER doc if I straddled a toaster

(I am one of the good ER stories)

I need more info on this one.

Yet another reason I wouldn’t last a day as a nurse.

Can you imagine you in a sexy nurse uniform? So many heart palpitations . . .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel as if this is the lowest of thresholds one can have.

Dude.
You put your dick in a vacuum cleaner. This is just the human equivalent of that

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I feel as if this is the lowest of thresholds one can have.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

 

[Sundayschild]

Dude.
You put your dick in a vacuum cleaner. This is just the human equivalent of that

Re the Henry Hoover - as Russell Brand once said - it will cause confusion if you put a face on a machine that sucks..

 

[Lord Pmann]

Re the Henry Hoover - as Russell Brand once said - it will cause confusion if you put a face on a machine that sucks..

I regret nothing. There was consent on both sides. The bitch wanted it. You should’ve seen the way she was showing off her hose. She practically threw herself at me.

I mean, please name me ONE reason why a vacuum cleaner would be wet and dry if not to use for pteen’s first blowie?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I do adore a window licker.

 

[Sundayschild]

I regret nothing. There was consent on both sides. The bitch wanted it. You should’ve seen the way she was showing off her hose. She practically threw herself at me.

I mean, please name me ONE reason why a vacuum cleaner would be wet and dry if not to use for pteen’s first blowie?

Or why the instructions - while they clearly say not to insert anything in the nozzle - somehow have a winky face next to the guidance

 

[Lord Pmann]

Or why the instructions - while they clearly say not to insert anything in the nozzle - somehow have a winky face next to the guidance

It wasn’t really a “no means no” kind of thing.

I fucked that vacuum all summer.

 

[Trekka]

I have been attracted to many a dumbfuck.
I always thought Elaine shoulda gone for Puddy on Seinfeld.

 

[Sundayschild]

I have been attracted to many a dumbfuck.
.

Hi!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have been attracted to many a dumbfuck.
I always thought Elaine shoulda gone for Puddy on Seinfeld.

 

[JaniesGun69]

I’m definitely attracted to intelligence, but I wouldn’t use such a pretentious, self-important title to make myself feel special about it.

 

[JaniesGun69]

Also, I get the feeling that the Venn Diagram of “people who refer to themselves as sapiosexual” and “people who blather on about being an empath” is pretty close to a single circle.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, I get the feeling that the Venn Diagram of “people who refer to themselves as sapiosexual” and “people who blather on about being an empath” is pretty close to a single circle.

I’ll certainly be posting this later.

I also believe the following to be true:

Neediness is directly correlated to the number of times one declares themself an empath.

 

[Trekka]

Hi!

hey there. you can copy my homework if you want. *waggles eyebrows*

let's skip class

Neediness is directly correlated to the number of times one declares themself an empath.

"...one declares oneself an empath."
Fixed it for you.

*struts for the sapiosexuals*

 

[Lord Pmann]

hey there. you can copy my homework if you want. *waggles eyebrows*



let's skip class



"...one declares oneself an empath."
Fixed it for you.

*struts for the sapiosexuals*

You used no capital letters. Sapio my ass.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

You used no capital letters. Soap up my ass.

Kinky. And needy.

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

I used to call myself a sapiosexual, but eventually stopped when I realized it takes more than brains to get me going. The definition in itself can be very shallow, leaving us wondering where to put the pretentious egghead know-it-alls with little to no socialization?

I enjoy intelligence, but only if it's used strategically. I adore wit, a dark sense of humor, coherence (i.e. don't sporadically flounder about copious amounts of voluminous verbiage to portray oneself to be an erudite prick), clear & respectful communication, curiosity, inquisitiveness, and - best of all - creativity. All of these lovely traits boost your average nerd's creativity in the bedroom, leaving us with endless possibilities that have the potential to yeet our souls into the shadow realm.

Lit has a lot of dummies I'll admit, but every now and then I cross paths with someone who can type/speak in full sentences and hold a conversation longer than 60 seconds.

 

[Trekka]

You used no capital letters. Sapio my ass.

i actually thought about this very thing, prior to posting, and decided against capitals. wanted to preserve my own e.e. cummings-kinda lowercase-based typing style. it adds flair. i eschew capitali...........ZATION.

who aint all sapio now?! ;-)

Kinky. And needy.

with daddy issues. bonus.

 

[cascadiabound]

People who characterize themselves as sapiosexuals has been a bit of a red flag for me pretty much as long as I've been on Lit... an early encounter in my PM box when I was new with a so called Dom portraying himself as a sapiosexual (when he spent 99% of his time in AmPics -ha!) both made me feel an idiot and like I should somehow submit instantly since I was making posts about trying to figure that out (did I mention I was new?)
Anyway... in my book anyone who feels the need to self identify as a sapiosexual or an empath overtly is more than likely an asshole, idiotic on important indices, insecure or needy.
I find myself agreeing more than not with Pmann's opening post assertion.

Also...I like Trekka's assertion of lowercase delibertness as no indication one way or the other of intellect.

 

[Endless_Night]

Cascadia! *waves*

I haven't seen you in forever. I hope all is well.

Also...I like Trekka's assertion of lowercase delibertness as no indication one way or the other of intellect.

I found this both clever and ah-musing.

Take that stickman.