Lord Pmann Wants to Start a Cult

[Lord Pmann]

Things are getting a little out of hand here. @Lord Pmann I think I need to put a pause on our negotiations for now.

Look… let them get all frenzied up. They’re all very horny and you can tell these people haven’t had sex in years. So, once we get them used to the hierarchy and some occasional sexy time, they’ll be massaging our feet in no time.

Don’t pull out now (heehee).

 

[Wand3rlust]

Best cults are run by their administrators.

Yes. I know.

 

[Indie]

That’s the spirit.

Not your table. @morelikeasong s table.

 

[Indie]

I'm not a follower.

I'm an advisor. I'll advise you all over the place..

Yes ma'am.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Look… let them get all frenzied up. They’re all very horny and you can tell these people haven’t had sex in years. So, once we get them used to the hierarchy and some occasional sexy time, they’ll be massaging our feet in no time.

Don’t pull out now (heehee).

Losing it..........

 

[Lord Pmann]

Losing it..........

Look, if you’re gonna admin this place into shape, then do it. I’m really here for the money and sex.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Look, if you’re gonna admin this place into shape, then do it. I’m really here for the money and sex.

Sorry are you joining @morelikeasong and @Indie 's cult?

We may have an entry level position for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sorry are you joining @morelikeasong and @Indie 's cult?

We may have an entry level position for you.

Unless it’s a rear entry position, I’m not interested.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Unless it’s a rear entry position, I’m not interested.

I'd need to point you in the direction of @Indie If you're interested in the rear.

Now you just have to front up the joining fee.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'd need to point you in the direction of @Indie If you're interested in the rear.

Now you just have to front up the joining fee.

I’ll learn to suck my own dick before I cough up money to join any cult.

And trust me, it is not easy to suck your own dick. Not easy at all.

 

[Indie]

I’ll learn to suck my own dick before I cough up money to join any cult.

And trust me, it is not easy to suck your own dick. Not easy at all.

Psst. It's worth it.

 

[Indie]

I'd need to point you in the direction of @Indie If you're interested in the rear.

Now you just have to front up the joining fee.

Will you be my wingwoman?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’ll learn to suck my own dick before I cough up money to join any cult.

And trust me, it is not easy to suck your own dick. Not easy at all.

Skills - can suck own dick
Temperament - may need a firm hand

OK.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@deefalttwunnyfor has a cock like that. We’ve discussed this before. It’s as wide as a beaver’s tail. Like 5” wide. But it’s also as flat as a beaver tail (steamroller incident as a child).

It’s true. One time in college this girl let me try the back door as it were. She was shitting pancakes for weeks

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s true. One time in college this girl let me try the back door as it were. She was shitting pancakes for weeks

Oh wow.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s true. One time in college this girl let me try the back door as it were. She was shitting pancakes for weeks

One has to wonder how you knew this...
How intimately do you follow the bowel movements of lovers? Or was this a bit of an edge case?

 

[Lord Pmann]

One has to wonder how you knew this...
How intimately do you follow the bowel movements of lovers? Or was this a bit of an edge case?

This is a good point. I feel it was unlikely she would disclose this information freely.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

One has to wonder how you knew this...
How intimately do you follow the bowel movements of lovers? Or was this a bit of an edge case?

This is a good point. I feel it was unlikely she would disclose this information freely.

Do you guys not drain your toilets and disable them prior to bringing home a new partner for the first few times? You can learn soooooooo much about them by their bowels

 

[Apisto42]

This brings up a good question though. What are facilities going to be like in the cult compound? Stalls? Trough? Japanese bidets?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you guys not drain your toilets and disable them prior to bringing home a new partner for the first few times? You can learn soooooooo much about them by their bowels

You can just turn the water off at the wall
Most people can't figure it out past that

 

[luv2custrip]

Mee too

Thanks Bubba. Please contact me for further details.

 

[Wand3rlust]

@morelikeasong and @Lord Pmann

Losing control.....

 

[morelikeasong]

@morelikeasong and @Lord Pmann

Losing control.....

The merge is not yet official. MY followers are increasing by the day and well managed by my firm but gentle touch

 

[morelikeasong]

Put in for a interview please . You are pretty.

Merely pretty? I hope you’re more prepared than that come time for your interview

 

[Lord Pmann]

@morelikeasong and @Lord Pmann

Losing control.....

We aren’t losing control. We are letting the subjects see the alternatives out there. And it’s not so flash. Soon, they’ll be begging for my swift wiener of justice. (Yes, I understand the implications of calling one’s wiener swift and I said what I said)

The merge is not yet official. MY followers are increasing by the day and well managed by my firm but gentle touch

Merely pretty? I hope you’re more prepared than that come time for your interview

He’s gonna need to send a dick pic to make up for that slight.