March Poetry Contest Discussion Thread

[Tathagata]

You must have some clue as to what you just said. Don't you know that we'll now be very aware of what you're calling us? If you call me a lady, then I'll be wondering how freakin' old you think I am! Insane man... boy... uh... gentleman.

Relax M'am

 

[WickedEve]

Relax M'am

You have now been moved to the top of "The List." And no, it's not a good thing.

 

[Tathagata]

You have now been moved to the top of "The List." And no, it's not a good thing.

If I had a nickle for every time I've heard that in my life...

 

[WickedEve]

If I had a nickle for every time I've heard that in my life...

Yes, but this time you're on the bad monkey list. That's much worse.

 

[Tathagata]

Yes, but this time you're on the bad monkey list. That's much worse.

 

[WickedEve]

Oh, forget it! You cannot be threatened, can you?

 

[Remec]

But you are pretty. And it took me three years to say it to you, lol. But I thought it right away.

Pardon the butt-in, but I just felt like I had to say,"Me too." <g> Thought it right away, that is...pretty and sexy and, dunno if this makes sense, sort of powerful...

Anyways...as you were...<smile>

 

[WickedEve]

Pardon the butt-in, but I just felt like I had to say,"Me too." <g> Thought it right away, that is...pretty and sexy and, dunno if this makes sense, sort of powerful...

Anyways...as you were...<smile>

Oh, power... I like that. Okay. I'll think power as I'm on my way to the dentist this morning. I have such a dental phobia!

 

[Remec]

Oh, power... I like that. Okay. I'll think power as I'm on my way to the dentist this morning. I have such a dental phobia!

I can certainly understand that. Had to have deep scaling done just recently, and go back at the end of the month to have a hole (not really a tooth anymore) filled and made usable again. <shudder>

Yeah...just think to yourself...I can handle this...and if that idiot hurts me too badly, I'm gonna take these shapely legs and kick the crap out of him...hehehe <BG>

pardon me now while I pause to review your legs and wipe my drooling mouth as unobtrusively as I can manage

 

[WickedEve]

I can certainly understand that. Had to have deep scaling done just recently, and go back at the end of the month to have a hole (not really a tooth anymore) filled and made usable again. <shudder>

Yeah...just think to yourself...I can handle this...and if that idiot hurts me too badly, I'm gonna take these shapely legs and kick the crap out of him...hehehe <BG>

pardon me now while I pause to review your legs and wipe my drooling mouth as unobtrusively as I can manage

I had to sit with my mouth wide open for an hour. I kept telling myself that it was good practice for marathon sucking. It didn't work.

 

[Remec]

I had to sit with my mouth wide open for an hour. I kept telling myself that it was good practice for marathon sucking. It didn't work.

I can see why. I mean, you still have to want whatever is coming into your mouth, right? (Well, maybe if you were indulging in non-consent fantasies, but even there you have some say in things...<g>)

 

[Angeline]

You is purdy two.

I told J. that I didn't care if he had to lie. I just wanted to hear it! I told him that last year and he refused. He had some long explanation why. Anyway, there was more to it--like tears. So, I've spent all this time working out and trying to improve. Why? I want him to lust in a really dreadful and unfulfilled way. Am I cruel? Yes.

Not cruel, human.

 

[Angeline]

All right, you poets. I am going to eat dinner and then close the polls and put the finalist thread together. But not until after I get my paws on some food.

 

[WickedEve]

All right, you poets. I am going to eat dinner and then close the polls and put the finalist thread together. But not until after I get my paws on some food.

Paws? I knew it!

 

[Angeline]

Paws? I knew it!

dog.dog.dog.

I was sittiing in our car while ee was in the grocery store a little while ago, and I was next to a car with a dog in it that was just howling away. I wanted to join in.

 

[WickedEve]

dog.dog.dog.

I was sittiing in our car while ee was in the grocery store a little while ago, and I was next to a car with a dog in it that was just howling away. I wanted to join in.

You and the dog were both left in the car? Did ee bring you back a treat for being a good girl?

 

[Angeline]

You and the dog were both left in the car? Did ee bring you back a treat for being a good girl?

A diet coke.

 

[Tathagata]

A diet coke.

My wife would have taken that as some sort of hint

 

[Angeline]

My wife would have taken that as some sort of hint

I might have too, if I hadn't requested it.

 

[Tathagata]

I might have too, if I hadn't requested it.

So I'm watching the Popes funeral..and they've got some guy that sounds like Ray Romano doing commentary.
It's fuckin unnerving


Morning Neshemoleh

 

[Angeline]

So I'm watching the Popes funeral..and they've got some guy that sounds like Ray Romano doing commentary.
It's fuckin unnerving


Morning Neshemoleh

Namaste' sweety.

Not to be disrespectful, but every time I looked at it, all I could think was Popestock...

 

[Tathagata]

Namaste' sweety.

Not to be disrespectful, but every time I looked at it, all I could think was Popestock...

there's something to be said for ritual

(i do know what you mean however. )

My bitch is..I don't need someone to analyze every moment for me and tell me whats going on..

 

[Angeline]

there's something to be said for ritual

(i do know what you mean however. )

My bitch is..I don't need someone to analyze every moment for me and tell me whats going on..

Well some of us do, yknow.

And all I can say is "too male," it's all too male. But you know me, I have um issues with organized religions--all of them.

 

[PatCarrington]

Well some of us do, yknow.

And all I can say is "too male," it's all too male. But you know me, I have um issues with organized religions--all of them.

i prefer disorganized religions too.

 

[Tathagata]

Well some of us do, yknow.

And all I can say is "too male," it's all too male

feminazi