March Poetry Contest Discussion Thread

[*Catbabe*]

oh shut up.

That works better Ange if you say while slapping him upside his head.

 

[Angeline]

That works better Ange if you say while slapping him upside his head.

He has to ask nicely for that.

 

[Guest]

This just in.................Violence breaks out in the PDF.

 

[Tathagata]

That works better Ange if you say while slapping him upside his head.

stop givin away my secrets

 

[Tathagata]

oh shut up.

some one needs a nap

 

[Angeline]

This just in.................Violence breaks out in the PDF.

Yeah, like you wouldn't join in the slapfest.

 

[Angeline]

some one needs a nap

no. i'm agonizing over the froggy poem. must write froggy poem.

Like this.

 

[Rybka]

I nominate you to do the next contest, you really seem to have everything figured out!
. . .

Besides, if the light is stuck on red, and the policeman is waving you on to go, and there is not another car in site do you listen to the light or the human being in charge and your own reason?


besides, this is not tax day. There is not a line at the door for people who were planning on voting at the last minute as stated on the polls. Don't worry so much.

You don't want me to do a contest. . . Have you forgotten "FOAF" already? Nobody likes my contests!

I've never seen a car "in site". I have seen them "in sight" and "on site" though!

I'm not worried, Anna. Just practicing being obnoxious for tomorrow's reviews.

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And yes, In my own fishy way, I do love AngleIron. . . and the two other immoderators (whatever their names are. . . Whicker Chair and Runnin' Hyde, or whatver. - I suffer from Ol'timer's when I remember to.) too.

 

[*Catbabe*]

Please don't be offended Ange, but I would like to offer some thoughts on your froggy poem so far.

I think it's very green but there isn't nearly enough tongue.

What if you tried it like this:

 

[flyguy69]

Please don't be offended Ange, but I would like to offer some thoughts on your froggy poem so far.

I think it's very green but there isn't nearly enough tongue.

What if you tried it like this:

Fifteen more and you have a 21 tongue salute!

 

[Angeline]

You don't want me to do a contest. . . Have you forgotten "FOAF" already? Nobody likes my contests!

I've never seen a car "in site". I have seen them "in sight" and "on site" though!

I'm not worried, Anna. Just practicing being obnoxious for tomorrow's reviews.

*****

And yes, In my own fishy way, I do love AngleIron. . . and the two other immoderators (whatever their names are. . . Whicker Chair and Runnin' Hyde, or whatver. - I suffer from Ol'timer's when I remember to.) too.

See? I know you're just grouchy because it's mud season.

 

[Angeline]

Please don't be offended Ange, but I would like to offer some thoughts on your froggy poem so far.

I think it's very green but there isn't nearly enough tongue.

What if you tried it like this:

I'll think about it. I've written some pretty weird challenge poems in my time here--including the Disco Inferno one and that one about the Pillsbury Doughboy (whom I despise), but I dunno about a frog poem with tongues in it...although I have tongue-kissed a few frogs in my day, but never mind that.

 

[4degrees]

how's this one?

 

[flyguy69]

how's this one?

I guess those herbal supplements really work!

 

[WickedEve]

how's this one?

It's sad, but this is the highlight of my day.

 

[Reltne]

how's this one?

That's why I always wanted to be an orca!

 

[Angeline]

It's sad, but this is the highlight of my day.

You look very cute in that av. There sure are some very attractive poets on this forum if I may say so. And that Lauren is so hawt she's smokin.

 

[Tathagata]

You look very cute in that av. There sure are some very attractive poets on this forum if I may say so. And that Lauren is so hawt she's smokin.

Hold still you have a little brown on your nose there......

 

[flyguy69]

You look very cute in that av. There sure are some very attractive poets on this forum if I may say so. And that Lauren is so hawt she's smokin.

i think that was Reltne that was smokin'

 

[WickedEve]

i think that was Reltne that was smokin'

It looks as though his face has been smoked.

 

[Reltne]

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It looks as though his face has been smoked.

HEY! That is not my fault! It is as close as I can get!
My picture was actually used in an old Air Force poster titled something like, "Sleep well, your Air Force is on Guard", but I can't find it anywhere! I have Googled all over the place, but can't find it!

 

[WickedEve]

You look very cute in that av. There sure are some very attractive poets on this forum if I may say so. And that Lauren is so hawt she's smokin.

Thanks. It's not easy to be 39+ and take a cute picture. I had to use smoke and mirrors and no natural light! And finally, after 5 years and 3 months, You-know-who said, "You're pretty." You'd think I'd be happy, but after 5 years and 3 months, it just pissed me off! No wonder I have a complex about my appearance.

He even said, "Don't faint" after the compliment. Dog, dog, dog.

 

[WickedEve]

HEY! That is not my fault! It is as close as I can get!
My picture was actually used in an old Air Force poster titled something like, "Sleep well, your Air Force is on Guard", but I can't find it anywhere! I have Googled all over the place, but can't find it!

I like old men. I'll print that av out and hang it on the ceiling over my bed.

 

[Angeline]

Thanks. It's not easy to be 39+ and take a cute picture. I had to use smoke and mirrors and no natural light! And finally, after 5 years and 3 months, You-know-who said, "You're pretty." You'd think I'd be happy, but after 5 years and 3 months, it just pissed me off! No wonder I have a complex about my appearance.

He even said, "Don't faint" after the compliment. Dog, dog, dog.

I have a friend whose husband sent her a dozen roses at work. Very romantic, right? He put it on her credit card. They're divorced now.

But you are pretty. And it took me three years to say it to you, lol. But I thought it right away.

 

[WickedEve]

I have a friend whose husband sent her a dozen roses at work. Very romantic, right? He put it on her credit card. They're divorced now.

But you are pretty. And it took me three years to say it to you, lol. But I thought it right away.

You is purdy two.

I told J. that I didn't care if he had to lie. I just wanted to hear it! I told him that last year and he refused. He had some long explanation why. Anyway, there was more to it--like tears. So, I've spent all this time working out and trying to improve. Why? I want him to lust in a really dreadful and unfulfilled way. Am I cruel? Yes.