My Secret Erotica Plotlines...

[gauchecritic]

Exhibitionist Erotica - Fuck I'm good, I hope somebody's watching this.

Paranoid Erotica They're all out to fuck me.

Freudian Erotica - So. You want to fuck your father?

Cartesian Erotica - Extend this.

Toaist Erotica - I dreamt I was fucking, when I woke up I could not be sure I wasn't being fucked.

Regression Erotica ******* (definition deleted. Lit Rules )

Yorkshire Erotica - How much?

Gauche

 

[Icingsugar]

Lazy Erotica:

"You be on top."
"No, you be on top."
"No, you."
"You."
"You."
"You."
"Oh, forget it..."
"Yeah. What's on the tube?"

 

[Guest]

L.A. erotica: Let'd do fucking. Next Monday, 3:20pm?

San Francisco erotica: You voted for Arnold? Fuck me anyway, but we never met.

 

[Guest]

Southern Erotica: Fuck me and then get me a beer. Oh, and while you are sitting in my lap fucking me, make sure your head doesn't block the tv, the race is on.

 

[McKenna]

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[Black Tulip]

Exhibitionist Erotica - Fuck I'm good, I hope somebody's watching this.

Paranoid Erotica They're all out to fuck me.

Freudian Erotica - So. You want to fuck your father?

Cartesian Erotica - Extend this.

Toaist Erotica - I dreamt I was fucking, when I woke up I could not be sure I wasn't being fucked.

Regression Erotica ******* (definition deleted. Lit Rules )

Yorkshire Erotica - How much?

Gauche

Jungian Erotica: Accept the fact that your shadow wants to fuck your mother.

Bio-energetical Erotica: Feel that fuck, let it travel through your body!

Gestalt Erotica: The only fuck is the fuck right here and now.

Psychoanalysis Erotica: My first fuck screwed me up.

Feminist Radical Therapy: I take care of my own fuck.

 

[Wills]

Idaho Erotica: “Where the men are men and the sheep are fucking scared.”

I just spilt my coffee

Will's

 

[gauchecritic]

Realty (estate agent) Erotica - Lrge cck. prpl glns. neatly kept hair to frnt and rr. Would suit spinster.

Carsales Erotica - One lady owner. Original foreskin. double testicles. Spurts long and hard. Good ride.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Sex and the City Erotica: Hi, I'm Samantha, want to fuck?

 

[OldnotDead]

Republican Erotica : Fuck the middle class

Democrat Erotica : Fuck the rich

Lower class Erotica : We're fucked

Blair Erotica : Bush fucked me

Clinton Erotica : Let's fuck

Male Dog Erotica : I'm not sure what it is, but I'm going to fuck it.

Pierce, I usually like your stuff, but I think you got a couple of things wrong here . . .

Republican Erotica: You may fuck the middle class, but only the ones of the oppositte sex and you have to marry them first. Oh, yes, and you cannot tell, but you may leak it.

Democratic Erotica: Fuck the rich. . . Twice, if you are not married to them.

Clinton Erotica: Honey, it's not a fuck, if you suck. And if you suck and don't have to swallow, then it's not sex. So maybe it's not Erotica at all. Let's ask the lawyers.

the Male Dog, you got EXACTLY right.

 

[OldnotDead]

Idaho Erotica: “Where the men are men and the sheep are fucking scared."

Reportedly applies to Australia and New Zealand too.

<ducking>

Pierce, you're feeding me all the good lines today . . . .

Australian Erotica: Tails of Kiwis and their sheep.

New Zealand Erotica: Tails of Kiwis and their sheep and the Aussies thus born.

Running . . . .

 

[Quasimodem]

Haitian Erotica: I'm fucking cursed! A Zombie's cumming!

Erotica of the Andes: I shall dally here with the Llama-Ffuckers.

Pompeian Erotica: We're all fucked. Vesuvius is cumming!

Hawaiian Erotica: Flowered Leis and Marble Head.

 

[Black Tulip]

Haitian Erotica: I'm fucking cursed! A Zombie's cumming!

Erotica of the Andes: I shall dally here with the Llama-Ffuckers.

Pompeian Erotica: We're all fucked. Vesuvius is cumming!

Hawaiian Erotica: Flowered Leis and Marble Head.

 

[Icingsugar]

Patriotic Erotica: Ask not how your country can fuck you, but how you can fuck your country.

Maslow Erotica: Air, food, fucking, shelter, security... wait, can we go back to fucking?

Doomsday Erotica: "Hey, you SAID if I was the last man on the planet..."

Idiot Erotica: "I got a round peg. But that ain't no square hole."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Literotica Erotica

Newbie: Hey, Sven, MG, how the fuck long do I have to wait for my fucking story to get posted?

AH Irregulars: Oh, you poor, sad-ass fucker. Believe us, you are ever more fucked. We're so fucking sorry. Now excuse us while we get the fuck outta here.

RF

 

[gauchecritic]

Kennedy Erotica: Ich bin ein fucker.

Alt. Kennedy Erotica: Now fuck me, back and to the left.

MLK Erotica: I have a fuck.

Arnie Erotica: I'll be fucked

Gauche

 

[Quasimodem]

Eskimo Erotica: Inuit and outta it! Inuit and outta it.

Cowboy Erotica: Riding bareback 'til your chaps are rawhide.

Aboriginal Erotica: Wampum squaw, there's no TP.

Pilgrim Erotica : Coming in Mayflower, they got off their Plymouth Rocks.

 

[Guest]

Venetian blind-date erotica: Get in the gondola; leave the mask on.

 

[Icingsugar]

Kennedy Erotica: Ich bin ein fucker.

Alt. Kennedy Erotica: Now fuck me, back and to the left.

"I choose to fuck you in this decade and do the other things, not only because you are easy, but because I am hard."

 

[McKenna]

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[sweetnpetite]

Billy Crystal and Robert DeNiro erotica: "Fuck this/Fuck that"

 

[sweetnpetite]

sequal erotica, "that was good, let's fuck again!"

 

[sweetnpetite]

L.A. erotica: Let'd do fucking. Next Monday, 3:20pm?

San Francisco erotica: You voted for Arnold? Fuck me anyway, but we never met.

what- not "noonish"?

 

[The_Fool]

Gone with the Wind Erotica:

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a fuck.