My Secret Erotica Plotlines...

[Seattle Zack]

Seattle Erotica: I'm too depressed to fuck ....

Denver Erotica: I can't fucking breathe!

Caddyshack Erotica: Be the fuck, Danny. Be the fuck.

Scarface Erotica: Say hello to my lit'le fuck!!!!!!!

Feline Erotica: Let's fuck ... after my nap.

Canine Erotica: Do you wanna fuck? Wanna fuck? Wanna fuck? Oops.

 

[Guest]

 

[McKenna]

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[Icingsugar]

French Erotica: Le Fúck.

Indeed.

Vincent & Jules Erotica

"And you know what they call my ten inch cock in Paris?"

"They don't call it your ten inch cock?

"No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a ten inch cock is."

"Then what do they call it?"

"They call it a Royale with cheese."

"A Royale with cheese! What do they call a fuck?

"A fuck's a fuck, but they call it 'Le Fúck'."

 

[Guest]

Cake homme: that was way good. I always wonder who's going to give me the first grin of the day.

Perdita

 

[OldnotDead]

Gone with the Wind Erotica:

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a fuck.

and let's not forget . . .

As God is my witness, I will never go without fucking again!

 

[Guest]

Shakespeare Erotica :

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Shakespeare Erotica :

"Pray now, fuck and forget"
K Lear, Act iv, Sc.7

"Love all, fuck a few, do wrong to none"
All's Well, Act i, Sc.2

"Some fuck great, some achieve greatness in fucking, and some have fucking thrust upon them"
Twelfth N, Act ii, Sc.5

"This is the very ecstasy of love"
Hamlet, Act ii, Sc.1
no need to modify that one

"Fucking sought is good, but given unsought is better"
Twelfth N, Act iii, Sc.1

"Still in thy right hand carry gentle penis"
Henry VIII, Act iii, Sc.2

"How hard it is for women to keep me hard?"
Jul Caesar, Act ii, Sc.3

I'm proud of you for not stooping so low as to use the obvious quote. BUT, since you didn't, I'll force myself to do the dirty deed.

"To fuck, or not to fuck. That is no question."

RF

 

[gauchecritic]

and let's not forget . . .

As God is my witness, I will never go without fucking again!

I've always depended on the fucking of strangers.

Gauche

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: Re: Shakespeare Erotica :

I'm proud of you for not stooping so low as to use the obvious quote. BUT, since you didn't, I'll force myself to do the dirty deed.

"To fuck, or not to fuck. That is no question."

RF

Alas poor Yorick, I fucked him Horatio.

Gauche (stooping to conquer RF)

 

[Icingsugar]

"They call it a Royale with cheese."

I just now realised that I wrote "with cheese" there.

Yuck.

/Ice

 

[MorganHawke]

Silver Screen Erotica

Silver Screen Erotica -

The Matrix:

- Morpheus: I can only show you the pussy. You're the one who has to fuck it.

- Agent Smith: "Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at it's beauty? It's genius? Billions of people just living out their lives... Fucking... "

- Morpheus: "Unfortunately, no one can be....told what fucking is... You have to see it for yourself."

- Neo: "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're fucking or still masturbating?"

- Trinity: The fucking is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And it will find you. If you want it to.

~~~~~~~~~

Highlander: "I can fuck only one."

Star Wars: "Use force Luke..."

Lord of the Rings: "One fuck to bind them..."

Southpark: "Fucker!"

~~~~~~~~~

The Princess Bride:

- Inigo: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You fucked my father. Prepare to die.

- Miracle Max: "Don't rush me sonny. You rush a fuck, you get rotten fucks. You got money?"

- Westley: "I myself am often surprised at life's little fucks."

- Princess Buttercup: I'm fucking myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."
- The King: "Won't that be nice, eh?"

~~~~~~~~~~~

Addams Family:

- Pugsley: Are they fucking?
- Wednesday: Does it matter?


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[oggbashan]

NaNo Validation erotica: Yes you've won, er no you can't prove it, yes you can, no you're fucked, or are you?

Og