Nipple Stretching

[Lizzie_Borden]

H'mmm... I have a fancy for a pair of nice looking arm binders from China. Mind you, if the customs do look at them, I'm not greatly stressed.

I sent a genuine old Scottish school tawse to a friend in Canada recently. Customs did open that!

Is it worse that I also got a "Quarantine Matters!" leaflet, and I immediately thought of Steve Irwin pawing through my pervy items?

*gets all squicked at the thought*