NOT the oggman’s LITEROTIC/A.I.R. AHland Halloween Contest 2011 Support Thread

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ScouriesWorld

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!

aliens are not nice...

[size=+3]Where do you stand????[/size]

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

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i can't seem to find little ralphie on my "favorite" author list. what gives???

Hey, listen up, Scouries, I'll b celebrating my 1,000th story soon. AndTheEnd, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester and presently, SuperHeroRalph. They are all me…Asshole!

Not BOSTONFICTIONWRITER…

ralphie … ralphie… ralphie…

…Who do you think you’re fooling????

JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!!!!​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[michchick98]

…Who do you think you’re fooling????

Obviously he's fooling you.

 

[scouries]

My Pledge To You!!!!

...from the pen of jrs esq. sept 25 2011...

Adding scouries makes the threads he started vanish too...

Yes oggie it’s extremely good advice you’re giving you fellow golden agers. And I encourage all of our older Ahland club members to follow it. ‘Yesterdays people’ we call you around the office. The ‘lost generation’!

A group of senior citizens who yearn for the good old days … a group frightened of the future. Who believe you can simply push a button and anyone you disagree with will disappear. The by ignoring what's going on around you means it doesn't exist.

A group of lap dogs led by the oggman (his avatar proclaiming his view of himself). His brave army consisting of mr cut-and-paste ‘fake graph’ thread bumper and the dumb texan and his brilliantly conceived illustrations (borrowed from Dixie).

A group who cringe en masse when they even hear the word ‘change’. A group dedicated only to the 'status quo'!

A group supposedly interested in encouraging contest participation and helping authors. And yet whenever one of the ‘greats’, one of our readers ‘favorites’ show up, they draw their swords and start slashing feebly at the air.

And of course that’s why A.I.R. was born.

And to those of you who wish to follow ScouriesWorld that choice is yours too.

FYI:the ScouriesWorld threads continue to be the most popular on the site. Whether it’s the 1000+ Vote thread, the 100+ Comment thread, the A.I.R. thread, the non-oggman thread, the Art thread or the original the SCOURIES reader - for both fan and serious scholars thread, we will continue to strive to entertain, challenge, amuse, and educate our readers while working to make LITEROTICA an even better site.

That is my pledge!​

And I’m:

 

[scouries]

Will this girl be in my Halloween epic?

Will there even be a Halloween Contest entry from yours truly?​

t.ba.soon by:

 

[michchick98]

You keep believing that your threads are most popular, sunshine. Whatever makes you feel better at the end of a long day of ego-maniacal, delusional postings.

And let's try this: I've suggested it before. Since a good majority of the AH has you on ignore anyway and most of them don't see your over-the-top promotions and in your face fake contest, why don't you stick to your own threads in STORY FEEDBACK and leave the AH alone. You hate it so much, yet you continue to post here. You leave us alone, we leave you alone. That's how that works.

I know you can't do it. You've never been able to because then how would you get the few people who actually don't have you on ignore to pay attention to you. Your ego won't allow you to not post here.

 

[scouries]

I noticed three threads today complaining about the voting and comments button not working (one in SF and two in AHland). There may be more in other forums.

And yet once again we get only silence from the PALACE!

It’s been a long term complaint of mine of course. This unwillingness on Prince MANU’S part to share what’s going on.

…well sometimes…

Every change he initiates has to be a surprise. Never any discussion or explanation of what changes he’s contemplating or planning. No asking of what we think of them. No desire for feedback.

Then they’re foisted on us without any explanation and often without any warning.

How difficult would it be for him to simply make a post explaining what’s happening when a case like this one arises? Give us the whys and wherefores. Tell us when the problem is likely to be resolved.

How hard would it be for him to give us a monthly (or quarterly) update on what he’s planning and the time frame involved? On why he’s contemplating these changes. Asking what the users of the site think of both the contemplated changes and which ones we believe are the most important and should be prioritized.

This is a better way! It’s the modern way. And almost invariably it produces better results in a timelier manner. ​

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I noticed three threads today complaining about the voting and comments button not working (one in SF and two in AHland). There may be more in other forums.

And yet once again we get only silence from the PALACE!

It’s been a long term complaint of mine of course. This unwillingness on Prince MANU’S part to share what’s going on.

…well sometimes…

Every change he initiates has to be a surprise. Never any discussion or explanation of what changes he’s contemplating or planning. No asking of what we think of them. No desire for feedback.

Then they’re foisted on us without any explanation and often without any warning.

How difficult would it be for him to simply make a post explaining what’s happening when a case like this one arises? Give us the whys and wherefores. Tell us when the problem is likely to be resolved.

How hard would it be for him to give us a monthly (or quarterly) update on what he’s planning and the time frame involved? On why he’s contemplating these changes. Asking what the users of the site think of both the contemplated changes and which ones we believe are the most important and should be prioritized.

This is a better way! It’s the modern way. And almost invariably it produces better results in a timelier manner. ​

I'll speak to my loverboy, again, and see what he can do for you.

 

[scouries]

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. crackmaster a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

Of course, it's an incest story. ... I'm sure Scouries will be jumping all over this post….I'll only be posting 4 stories…I sincerely hope that this is a contest where more writers will participate. Typically its always the same few writers entering the theme contests. Wouldn't it be more fun if there were 500 contest entries from 500 different writers?

First I’d just like to congratulate you on your self control - 4 is good (at least much better than 25!). You may get to keep you’re A.I.R. Award after all!!!!

And yes it is always the same few writers who enter (both under their own names and under their multiple ALTS). Of course you and your SURVIVALIST friends have to take some responsibility for this state of affairs – your past flooding of the themed contests with your entries chased away many. However at least you have taken a small first step in addressing this problem.

However, it should be noted that 500 stories from 500 different authors would require that you only enter ONE story!

As to you entering another INCEST story: You’ve still failed to address the question of why you’ve entered so many of these stories this year. It goes against the SURVIVOR scoring system. And even stranger is the fact that you’ve been such a loud, even strident, voice against stories in this category in the past.

Apparently, according to you, she does!!!

It’s one of the reasons I know you’re not my now dead friend freddie – he never would have entered the INCEST stories you’ve entered this year. He would have been too embarrassed!​

 

[scouries]

QUOTE Since this needs a bump to stay above that other thread let me just say this for the record :

omg!!! this scouries is sooooooooo hot!!!​

thank you my dear...

 

[scouries]

... these babes really like me!

I chanced on a post today that caught my interest.

Unfortunately the thread itself was discovered by ace and quickly became a gay whining thread and then a loverboy/ace attack each other thread.

It was this part of the original post that interested me: ... if I posted it under different categories, I'm afraid that would confuse people. I mean, chapter 1 is about a vampire drinking cow blood, and some kids playing. A few chapters in, there's gay vampire S&M sex.

The question that immediately sprang to mind was: Would LITEROTICA accept a story in which a non-human had sex with a horse or a dog? Would the ban on bestiality apply or wouldn’t it because no human was involved?

Could the vampire fuck the cow?

And if so how far could you take it. In many non-human stories (I believe) these wolfman creatures fuck hot babes. Both in their wolf form and in their human form. Could you describe this wolfman guy screwing a real wolf? And could he only do it as a wolf or could he do it as a man?

And what about if you brought a group of Amazon like female warriors to Earth from some far-off planet. Human looking but non human. Could they mate with horses? With dogs? Where is the bestiality line?

ScouriesWorld

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!​

 

[sr71plt]

Well, I guess if the vampire was the cow's brother, you might have a chance of writing it up--probably not too well, though. Maybe Lovecraft would too--but he'd have to somehow fit it into his one-note samba.

 

[scouries]

ace in his younger cia days?

I think I'll make my first entry in the Halloween contest a GM incest one--in appreciation for Scouries begging me to enter several stories this time. And maybe follow that up with a nonerotic one.

Well I didn’t exactly beg you to enter more than one story in the contest but what the hell – you can’t be worse than the motley crowd of ALTS and golden ager AHers that showed up for the last one.

But why not go whole hog and enter a non-human, gay, incest story?

As for the non erotic one promised in your post I’m relatively confident you can successfully produce non-erotic erotica. Heck you’ve been doing it for over five years now on LITEROTICA.

And seeing I’m a nice guy I’m even willing to help you out with some advice from LITEROTICA’S #1 Author. Yes, yours truly!

My advice is: Please do not do one of those funny (ha! ha!) Bible stories of yours again. That last one cost the site an average of 73,216 viewers per day over the ten days after that story appeared.

And for once forget about trying to show off! This is not a preppy’s school essay aimed at the elite that our readers want to see. Relax a bit before you start. Think entertainment. Ditch the pipe and smoke a joint before you settle down in front of your computer.

And I for one don't think you can be as bad a writer as you seem. The thing you have to realize ace is that if something isn’t working your best bet is to try something else.
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[scouries]

This is a chapter 1 of one of the top rated non-human stories. I clicked it open randomly. I don’t know the author and have nothing against him/her. I haven’t read the full story – just the first 500 words or so. In fact I’ve lost the name of it. I opened it because I wanted to get an idea of what was going on in the non-human literotica world these days. Maybe I’m wrong I thought to myself…

To be fair to the author his/her introduction mentions that while this is a new story it would be advisable (but not necessary) to read two previous stories (which in fact turn out to be 14 different submissions)…

But imagine you’re a LITEROTICA reader looking for a little erotica on a late Fall evening. This story happens to be at the top of the NEW STORY page …You click open this story… your girlfriend is nestled up next to you on the couch … you want to warm her up a bit…

WTF???? This is erotica? You’re going to get laid reading this to your sweetie?

Chapter 1: The world of Gao and Angelique Yuen was turned upside down in the wake of Shen's twisted plans. The ambitious Were had created a pack of unnatural Alphas that he thought he could control. He was wrong.

Shen had a mate, Clara, who he had hidden away for decades in an effort to maintain his secret plans. He knew that if she was ever near his Alpha, he'd be able to detect her feelings and compel her to reveal Shen's schemes. Part of Shen's plan was to capture Angelique to bait Gao, knowing that Gao would do anything to protect his mate. Shen used his pack of Alphas to kidnap Angelique in broad daylight, and took her to his secret residence where he also kept Clara locked away.

Gao, David and his mate, Amarilis concocted a plan to rescue Angelique and eliminate Shen in the process. During their rescue, Clara revealed herself to Shen as an Alpha female for the first time and used their mated bond to inform him that she was the one who was always in control of his creations. Those thoughts filled Shen's head with shock and disbelief. He wanted to speak but Gao didn't give him the chance. He ripped out Shen's throat and left him to die.

I don’t have any idea if this is a well written story or a poorly written one. Nor do I have any idea if there is a market for this kind of stuff. To me that’s not the issue. The issue is: what’s it doing here?

ScouriesWorld

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!

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[sr71plt]

Well I didn’t exactly beg you to enter more than one story in the contest but what the hell – you can’t be worse than the motley crowd of ALTS and golden ager AHers that showed up for the last one.

But why not go whole hog and enter a non-human, gay, incest story?

Good news. That's exactly what my first entry is. The title is "Imagine." It should be in the out-of-the-gate list.

Thanks for the invite.

And I'm pleased you read my religious ones. I'm sure they are what has put me on the Nonerotic category top-ten popular author's list (#7 on the "today" list at the moment).

It's nice to be a versatile writer. Too bad you can't do it.

 

[scouries]

VIEW POST...

ace in his younger cia days?

Yes, I'll admit it - I opened your latest post.

Then I just had to check out your claim... And I've been laughing ever since! You're versatile all right!

NON-EROTIC Most Popular Authors last 30 days

1 Samuelx
2 BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
3 Schuppinzigh
4 DG Hear
5 Goldeniangel
6 magmaman
7 WFEATHER
8 The Wanderer
9 sr71plt
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[sr71plt]

Thanks for acknowledging how well my religious stories were doing with the readers here (although I'm sure that's not what you thought you were doing as you have just finished attacking them as being unpopular.) What I said, though, was that I was #7 on the "today" list for Nonerotic. Being #9 for 30 days is even better, though, as it shows staying power.

Too bad you're a one-trick pony (and can't even make the top of the Incest list except in short gulps).

Come on, why don't you enter a gay, incest, nonhuman story in the contest and then we can compare? (No, I didn't think so.)

 

[michchick98]

Of course, the top 10 is good enough for him, but not for anyone else.

 

[scouries]

Sometimes you have to laugh…

I clicked open the AWARDS forum this morning (only because I saw someone had made a post on the discussion thread). There’s been so little talk about these awards that I’d forgotten they were still on. 2010 seems so long ago…

Anyway I found the discussion thread and immediately discovered that absolutely no one was discussing the contest – the post today was made by an Asian escort service!

Then I clicked open some of the voting threads and discovered that history may be made this year. One author may accomplish something never done in the history of LITEROTICA - sweep all the important categories!

jaz's victory pose...

Poll: ** The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Most Original Sex Scene **
Laurel 08-18-2011 07:19 AM
by Laurel 5 2,920
Poll: ** The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Most Literary--Genre Transcending **
Laurel 08-18-2011 07:13 AM
by Laurel 0 1,175
Poll: ** The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Sexiest Male Character in a Literotica Story **
Laurel 08-18-2011 07:12 AM
by Laurel 0 2,439
Poll: ** The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Sexiest Female Character in a Story **
Laurel 08-18-2011 07:09 AM
by Laurel 0 3,611
Poll: ** The 12th Annual Literotica Awards: Most Influential Writer
Laurel 08-18-2011 07:06 AM
by Laurel 0 2,423

And guess what category our winner writes in? Yes, you guessed it –

[size=+2]NON HUMAN!![/SIze]

One odd thing I noticed – this author who is going to win every major award the site has to offer for some reason is not a nominee in the non-human category. How is that possible?

[size=+3]ScouriesWorld [/size]

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!​

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, well, this is another Lit. contest that hasn't quite awakened to the reality yet that it's gone the way of the dodo bird--mainly because of the obvious manipulation that can be done.

 

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

[size=+3] Rehnquist[/size]

Most Comments: 7 days

• 1.The Lazy Lemon Sun Ch. 03
• 2.The Lazy Lemon Sun Ch. 02
• 3.The Lazy Lemon Sun Ch. 01
• 4.The Lazy Lemon Sun Ch. 04

So just how can we get guys like this to enter LITEROTICA’S themed contests?

Over the past twelve months this LOVING WIVES category author has produced 4 mega hits in a row - “The Bar and Grill”, “What You Wish For”, “The Damp Grey Gone”, and now “The Lazy Lemon Sun”.

He has now joined DanielQSteele (and perhaps even surpassed him) as one of the most commented on authors on the site. The 17 submissions that make up the four blockbusters have now accumulated upwards of 3000 comments!

15 of the highest rated LW 30 stories over the last 12 months are his!

Yes he has won an A.I.R. Award but he’s continually rejected calls to enter the LITEROTICA portion of the contests.

I invite all LITEROTICANS to join the movement to draft this brilliant author into the contest scene. I know that almost all of us (outside the oldboys/girls AHland clique) want to see the quality of work submitted to the contests improved. And the only way to do it is to get the big guys interested.

Why don’t you send this author an email or PM asking him to help make LITEROTICA a better place.

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[scouries]

I'll do my part!!!! What about you?

[size=+3] Rehnquist[/size]

Comment posted on this brilliant authors latest story:


LITEROTICA needs you!!!!!

Dear Sir,

I'd like to congratulate you on another extraordinary story. This story, along with your previous ones (“The Bar and Grill”, “What You Wish For”, “The Damp Grey Gone”), has elevated you into the very top rank of authors here on the site.

I'd like to ask a favor: As you know LITEROTICA runs themed contests from time to time. This weekend the annual HALLOWEEN contest starts and I'm hoping you'll consider entering a story in it. We desperately need the top authors like yourself entering stories in it because I'm afraid these contests have fallen on hard times.

A man of your standing, a member of the 1000+ Vote Club and 100+ Comment Club as well as an A.I.R. Award winner, can only add luster to this now sadly tarnished contest. And with you entering I'm sure many other top authors who've hesitated in the past, might be willing to take the plunge.

Of course the question of your participation is up to you but I believe that LITEROTICANS from around the world would welcome your entry.

Thank you.
James R Scouries​

 

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I'd like to echo the boss's words - WE NEED MORE OF THE GIANTS IN LITEROTICA CONTESTS

And we could start with some of these guys:

Top 20!!!!

20 Favoritest Authors
(end of 3rd Quarter 2011 - the second figure shown is the 12 month gain)

1.Many Feathers (2862) +860
2.Slickman (2734) +661
3.scouries (2634) +874
4.alwayswantedto (2590) +906
5.BarondeSade (2589) +741
6.rgjohn (2583) +799
7.Serena_Kitt (2393) +444
8.Goldeniangel (2342) +452
9.Daniellekitten (2187) +309
10.Elianna (2163) +505
11.sarahhh (2157) +104
12.TryAnything (2112) +648
13.JazCullen (1944)
(exact gain figures unknown but a minimum of +684 since February 2011 and a minimum of +862 since the end of Q3 2010)
14.youbadboy (1858) +546
15.nikki_2021 (1788) +611
16.SecretFantasy69 (1782) +219
17.Ahabscribe (1768)
(exact gain figures unknown but +508 since February 2011 and a minimum of +686 since the end of Q3 2010)
18.secretme (1724) +365
19.Tx Tall Tales (1720) +638
20.wishfulthinking (1655) +451​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

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QUOTE ace Who me?

Not exactly!​