NOT the oggman’s LITEROTIC/A.I.R. AHland Halloween Contest 2011 Support Thread

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Did you do the same thing today that Scouries got burned for or not? It's a simple question. You shouldn't find an honest answer all that difficult.

And are you off the topic of the thread even now or not? That's two simple questions.

Why can't you stop from being the anal pain-in-the-ass that you are in not minding your own business?

Why are you such an asshole?

Why are you always posting 24/7?

Why don't you have a life?

Why are you so fucking miserable that you must take your misery out on everyone that post here?

Five simple questions.

 

[sr71plt]

You should answer the two questions first, shouldn't you. This is YOUR bad behavior we're discussing here.

You sound sort of desperate and cornered, to me.

 

[scouries]

With the demise of Gabby yours truly will have to maintain this thread in the coming days (until we can get another [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE] employee up to speed).

I just checked the oggman's LITEROTICA section of tthe contest and quite frankly am not surprised at the paucity of entries from any of the popular, recognizable names of LITEROTICA.

Here's the list of LITEROTICA entries as of today:

2011 LITEROTICA Halloween Submissions

A Message of Love TrentEvans
Marian the Librarian ejls
Morrigan's Curse madam_noe
Trick or Treating a Witch nvioxos
The Rainbow Tree Haunted House jolinesleepless
Grim AccentsNTattos
Spicing Up the Brew sr71plt
The Halloween Tease kinpatsu
Momma's Pussy Ignoble
A Reeeally FILFY Story alexxxis
Mother-in-law Peeping for Halloween SuperHeroRalph
Paul's Lucky Night? trobson808
The Lamia MissClearmont
Dying to Remember mollyj
Halloween Swing DG Hear
A Halloween to Remember sherylwaters
Naga Massage Review manyeyedhydra
The Waxing Moon Flying_low
Sea Dog Cemetery pinata
Moan electric1
The BIG Bad Wolf TlovesB4ever
Imagine sr71plt
Hostel Ghosts oggbashan
Peek-a-boo KennyWright
Trick and Treat misstite
Candy for Candy pinata
Possessed honey28

ALTS, clowns and toadies! Outside of Dr Heat I don't see any of the top 100 most 'favorited'. Here's the top 20 for comparison purposes:

20 Favoritest Authors

1.Many Feathers (2869)
2.Slickman (2739)
3.scouries (2642)
4.alwayswantedto (2617)
5.BarondeSade (2603)
6.rgjohn (2596)
7.Selena_Kitt (2399)
8.Goldeniangel (2347)
9.Daniellekitten (2190)
10.Elianna (2174)
11.sarahhh (2158)
12.TryAnything (2135)
13.JazCullen (1964)
14.youbadboy (1868)
15.nikki_2021 (1795)
16.SecretFantasy69 (1794)
17.Ahabscribe (1774)
18.Tx Tall Tales (1734)
19.secretme (1733)
20.wishfulthinking (1662)

I'll be posting the A.I.R. entrants later this week - so far we've got some great stories by popular authors!

And in categories that interest our readers.​

 

[sr71plt]

ALTS, clowns and toadies! Outside of Dr Heat I don't see any of the top 100 most 'favorited'.

Well, I'm #108. With your help, I might make it into the top 100 by the end of this contest. Then you'll need to adjust to talk only about the top 50.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, I'm #108. With your help, I might make it into the top 100 by the end of this contest. Then you'll need to adjust to talk only about the top 50.

At one time, after I posted my story about the Favorite Author list in 2008, I was #24 on the Favorite Author list. Then, since I haven't posted a BostonFictionWriter story in a few years, I've fallen to around 90 something.

However, come closer to the screen so that everyone doesn't hear. Hey, backup, not that close. Gees, I thought you were going to try and kiss me. Gross. Eww.

Anyway, you'll be the first to know that, as of January 2012, I'll be resurrecting my BostonFictionWriter name. Yeah, it's official. BostonFictionWriter is back!

I know, I'm just as excited as you are. Yep, I'll be posting several hundred stories in 2012 under the BostonFictionWriter name. Wish me luck.

"Good luck, Freddie. I've missed your BostonFictionWriter character. You're such a talented writer. I wish I could write stories as well (or as good) as you."

"Thank you, Pilot, my most loyal fan. Hopefully, by faithfully reading all my stories, you too, can, one day, become a better writer."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You know, Scouries, just wondering, with Gabby unemployed and looking for a job, I have an opening...under my desk, that may interest her.

Also, my Tempurpedic bed has sufficient room beneath it that I can stuff her underneath, when I'm not using and abusing her, er, I mean, of course, when she's not working.

Also, I have several walk-in closets where she'd be comfortable staying, when not out and about.

Let me know.

 

[scouries]

I see the two frauds have posted on my thread. With gabby gone I now don't even hear about their content second hand. PTL!

I'd be willing to bet though that after my last post that they're both trying to explain why they aren't among the TOP 20 even though they've written more stories than almost anyone else on the list.

I guess they still haven't figured out the QUALITY part.

is this man a fraud after all?

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. crackmaster a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW
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[TxRad]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: RID LITEROTICA OF FAKE CONTESTS.


No one "enters" scouries fake contests. He just steals the stories from the REAL Contests or the New story page and says people entered his fake one.

So:

DON'T BE FOOLED.

All his "Contests" are Fake. All his "Lists" are fake. All this bullshit is about scouries ego and nothing else. He has never won, nor even placed in a real contest. Last year he even nominated himself for a year end award. The only votes he got was from himself and his alt.s He has nothing to do with Lit and Lit certainly has nothing to do with him.

 

[sr71plt]

My third Halloween contest entry (probably posting tomorrow) will be Nonerotic, Scouries. The whole series is dedicated to you, because you begged me to post a lot of contest stories in minor categories.

Too bad posting of the story will come as a surprise to you, since you have me on ignore and can't read this post.

 

[scouries]

from the GB

Halloween kisses...

halloween trick or treats

​

 

[scouries]

I go away for a minute and two more ignored ones show up ... sometimes you just have laugh. I wonder if I added up all the 'favorites' amassed by my ignored ones if they'd come close to my total... You know I think I'll get Jacqui to run the numbers...

one trick pony? Fess up… is this man a fraud after all?

dumb … dumb … dumber…
​

 

[TxRad]

Oh look the liar is back. On your other thread you said you were through here. Another lie to add to the long list.

Since you are your blowup doll then why are you still here?

The truth really hurts doesn't it.
__________________

 

[TxRad]

Since most of your votes and favorites are made by you, not to mention all your comments on your own stories, I wouldn't brag about it all that much.

Poor scouries, if it's not all about him and his ego then it doesn't exist. He brags about all the crap he does because it's all a fantasy he's trying to make real.

 

[Spacefender]

You know I think I'll get Jacqui to run the numbers...]

Is this the name of his new blow up doll? Apparently he recovered from Gabby's demise rather quickly.

 

[scouries]

from lady reiha

Scene from a Halloween story out today?​

 

[michchick98]

Since most of your votes and favorites are made by you, not to mention all your comments on your own stories, I wouldn't brag about it all that much.

Poor scouries, if it's not all about him and his ego then it doesn't exist. He brags about all the crap he does because it's all a fantasy he's trying to make real.

And you know his head is exploding because he supposedly has us on ignore. Now that the GHP alt is gone, he can't read what we're saying and it probably really burns his ass.

As far as his bragging goes, I've been saying it for awhile now: if he has to scream and shout to people about how great he is, chances are, he isn't so great.

Still waiting for him to enlighten us about his successful real world publishing.

And Tx, any bets on how soon we see sarahhh miraculously recovered and back on the scene?

 

[scouries]

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. crackmaster a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

[size=+2]...And Then, I Met Her Mother[/size]
bySuperHeroRalph

You always get a chuckle when you come across one of our little ralphies stories. This guy’s got a one track mind! Mom this, mom that! I think this is his fifteenth or twentieth “mom” story this year.

Unfortunately A.I.R. only accepts one mom story per author which means that this one will not be eligible for any prizes in the A.I.R. Halloween Contest.
​

Jacqui O

 

[scouries]

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

[size=+2]

LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD

[/size]

The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided last year that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

the [size=+2] MANU [/size] award

These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. We will be awarding the ninth MANU this month. Who will join this exclusive group and become the ninth winner of this award? Send us your choices.


[size=+2]

the MANU

LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD

[/size]

Just Plain Bob (post #491)
Many Feathers (post #171)
rgjohn (post #330)
SamuelX (post #228)
Sarahhh (post #87)
scouries (post #387)
Slickman (post #290)
TryAnything (post #359)

​

[size=+2]Jacqui O.[/size]
Acting President, A.I.R.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. crackmaster a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

[size=+2]...And Then, I Met Her Mother[/size]
bySuperHeroRalph

You always get a chuckle when you come across one of our little ralphies stories. This guy’s got a one track mind! Mom this, mom that! I think this is his fifteenth or twentieth “mom” story this year.

Unfortunately A.I.R. only accepts one mom story per author which means that this one will not be eligible for any prizes in the A.I.R. Halloween Contest.
​

Jacqui O

(sniff, sniff) I love my mother.

The last thing my mother said to me before she died was Freddie, er, I mean, Susan, sorry, I mean, Ralpie, make sure you immortalize me by writing lots of Mommy stories.

Wow. She floored me that her dying wish was for me to write Mommy stories.

Don't you feel bad, now, Scouries talking about my dead mother?

If she wasn't stuffed and sitting in my living room, I wouldn't know what I'd do without her. It's like she never died, you know.

"C'mon, Mom. It's time for your bath. You're begining to smell again. I'll tell you a story, while washing your tits."

 

[scouries]

“Since A.I.R. doesn't exist, this 'announcement' is bullshit…A.I.R. Awards? There’s no such thing!”

oggie looking for the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS

Gawd! The things the QUEEN makes our poor English friend say in order for him to get his annual LITEROTICA Annual Awards ‘oggie payback prize’.

She actually stuck him in the ‘review’ category THIS TIME? And then made him cast the votes himself?

Does the man have no shame at all? I know the old sod is suffering but surely the oggman isn't that hard up...

Next he'll be telling everyone there's no MANU AWARD...​

 

[TxRad]

“Since A.I.R. doesn't exist, this 'announcement' is bullshit…A.I.R. Awards? There’s no such thing!”

oggie looking for the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS

Gawd! The things the QUEEN makes our poor English friend say in order for him to get his annual LITEROTICA Annual Awards ‘oggie payback prize’.

She actually stuck him in the ‘review’ category THIS TIME? And then made him cast the votes himself?

Does the man have no shame at all? I know the old sod is suffering but surely the oggman isn't that hard up...

Next he'll be telling everyone there's no MANU AWARD...​

All of the above post is lies and crap. There is no such thing as A.I.R. and there never has been. It is more of scouries bullshit to fuck with the readers, owners, and writers on Lit. It all to stroke his own ego by associating his name with the good writers on this site. If you'll notice, he has never won any contest or even placed for that matter in any contest except his own fake one.

And no, he won't be telling everyone about your other fake award. I'll be doing that. The so called Manu Award is another Fake list to inflate scouries ego. It is one of many fake lists he has up in the FeedBack Forum.

Lies and fraud are his stock and trade. His one aim is to bring Lit, the AH, and the contests down. He can't write well enough to win so everyone has to suffer for his bullshit. If he put half the effort into his writing that he does into his bullshit, he might have a chance.

 

[scouries]

[size=+2]the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

would like to congratulate Many Feathers, MugsyB, theravenfox, PepperPace, Rehnquist, serena, and Dr Heat, all former A.I.R.Award Winners, on their having won prizes in the recently concluded The 12th Annual Literotica Awards.

It's simply another confirmation of the quality of A.I.R. winners.

Congratulations all!!!!​

 

[scouries]

We bagged one of tthe big boys!!!!

Welcome REHNQUIST!!!!

The Blood Orange Moon by Rehnquist©

Introduction: This happened in four steps, truth be told. The night before the final installment of The Lazy Lemon Sun was published--and about four days too late to do anything about it--I realized I didn't really give closure to Mommy Dearest. Then, it was posted, there were quite a few people who noted this and asked for some more. Next, Scouries posted a comment asking that I consider writing a story for the Halloween contest. Finally, I spent my half hour drive to the courthouse trying to figure out how to do all of these things.

That's where this came from.

Thus, if you really like it, please thank Scouries and those others who (rightfully) wanted me to end this properly and mikothebaby, who I've stolen from the Stangmeister to edit this and get rid of the (more than justified) complaints about my typos. ("Bear" hands? Are you fucking kidding me? How did I miss that one, for Chrissake!)

On the other hand, if this sucks, just blame yours truly.

Seeing as this is in the Halloween Contest, your votes and comments would be greatly appreciated. I ignored a lot of clients to get this out so quickly, so at least for them you can let me know if it was worth it.

Oh, and it should go without saying, this isn't in the same vein as The Lazy Lemon Sun, but it'll sure help you keep up if you've already read that one.

Thanks!


And no it's we who thank you! Welcome to the contest!!!!​

 

[michchick98]

This contest is in no way affiliated with Literotica. Don't believe otherwise.

If A.I.R. is an official contest, but branched off from Literotica (and according to you at one point "supported by Laurel") where can readers go to vote on the entries? In all the times you've publicized this contest, scrubbies, you have yet to show any contest pages or voting links. I mean if A.I.R. is so concerned with letting the readers be more involved, then there should be user friendly pages to read, vote and comment on the entries to your contest.

What are your results based on? Do you use numbers from the OFFICIAL Literotica contests or your own? If you use your own, where can these numbers be seen? After all, you are all about transparency, right? If you use Literotica numbers, then as far as I'm concerned (and others, I'm sure) this contest is as fake as your royalties.

And if your contest is so great, how come we have yet to see anyone besides you even acknowledge winning it? Oh that's right, BECAUSE IT'S FAKE!

 

[scouries]

another AHland loser lands ...