Objet d'sex

[DVS]

DVS: What are you doing? You're not allowed to go back to the original subject. This thread is entirely for pseudo-flirting between WSO, Sandman and I and for arguments between Quasi and Artina.
The Earl

OK...I thought people were rather anal when a thread swayed from the original topic into oblivion. But, I forgot that this thread involves WSO. My apologies to the chef of gab.

OK, now someone want to bring me up to speed?

 

[Guest]

Actually........

DVS........

To let you in on a little secret. (Shhh) If you read this entire thread backwards, you'll find out that it's a really....really....pornographic story. (Written in Swahili of course).

But for those of us in the know....it's been extremely arousing.

I remain,

 

[wildsweetone]

lol i bet he's reading it too

at least he didn't see BJ's thread


DVS did you just call me ANAL?

 

[DVS]

lol i bet he's reading it too

at least he didn't see BJ's thread


DVS did you just call me ANAL?

Just got past the shotgun posts and am now in the facial hair area of the thread.

So, the ultimate submission for a woman is to have a man with a day old beard give her fantastic tongue service?

The thought of whisker burn on the insides of your thighs, but remembering the reason it is there and getting wet all over again at that thought...

BJ's thread?

 

[Guest]

whisker burn...

Ahhh those college memories...

Had a sorority sister whose boyfriend had severe 5 o'clock shadow... we had a song for her... and since it's seasonally appropriate...

*clearing throat*

Lisa the red-chinned nympho
Had a very shiny chin
And if you ever saw it
You knew why Scott did grin

All of her fellow Tri-Delts
Used to laugh and call her names
They never could understand
Scott and Lisa's kinky games

Then one oversexed drunken night
Scott came to say
"Lisa with your chin so bright,
Won't you suck my cock tonight?"

Then Scott really loved her
As he shouted out with glee,
"Lisa the red-chinned nympho,
Don't you dare stop blowing me!"

I am embarrassed that I remember all the words...

Pass the eggnog...

b

 

[DVS]

Re: whisker burn...

Ahhh those college memories...

Had a sorority sister whose boyfriend had severe 5 o'clock shadow... we had a song for her... and since it's seasonally appropriate...

*clearing throat*

b

Interesting that you 'cleared your throat before singing that song about "throatal expressionism".

Any idea where this red chinned hummer is nowdays?

 

[DVS]

lol i bet he's reading it too

at least he didn't see BJ's thread


DVS did you just call me ANAL?

OK...I thought people were rather anal when a thread swayed from the original topic into oblivion. But, I forgot that this thread involves WSO.

Above is my original post, and in this post you will note I talk about anal people in the first sentence. The second sentence is where I brought in your nick...WSO. This would then lead you to the resulting conclusion that I would not include you in the group mentioned in the first. Notice the word 'But' at the beginning of the second sentence. If you look it up, you will find its main meaning is to separate topics, as opposites or as one being an exception to the rest.

So, with this in mind, one would think I was calling all others anal, EXCEPT for you.

Now, when referring to anal, I usually don't call someone ANAL...I do someone ANAL! Two completely different thoughts and one more fun than the other, by far.

Oh, I found BJ's thread.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Is this where the free ANAL VIBES are promoted?

DVS, am I to ASSume you consider electric butt plugs to be objets d'sex? Or do you regard them as rectal chastity devices?

Seriously, does anyone think chastity belts are sexy?

Excuse me butt I have better things to do than be a nasty anal person. ( And I'll bet Quasi does too...like filing those cute lil' horns of his. Horns are sexy.) So I'll go wax my soulsword elsewhere and hang some Christmas ornaments on the spikes in my Iron Maiden now.

Be of good cheer, all.
AH

 

[DVS]

Re: Is this where the free ANAL VIBES are promoted?

DVS, am I to ASSume you consider electric butt plugs to be objets d'sex? Or do you regard them as rectal chastity devices?

Yes, my fun is very electric. No need for chastity.

Originally posted by Artina Heartflash
Seriously, does anyone think chastity belts are sexy? AH

Personally, I see no need for them, but I know there is a group who think they are sexy.

Now, if there is one that has vibrating plugs and electrical stimulation I might like it. But, I don't think that would be considered chastity.

 

[wildsweetone]

Above is my original post, and in this post you will note I talk about anal people in the first sentence. The second sentence is where I brought in your nick...WSO. This would then lead you to the resulting conclusion that I would not include you in the group mentioned in the first. Notice the word 'But' at the beginning of the second sentence. If you look it up, you will find its main meaning is to separate topics, as opposites or as one being an exception to the rest.

So, with this in mind, one would think I was calling all others anal, EXCEPT for you.

Now, when referring to anal, I usually don't call someone ANAL...I do someone ANAL! Two completely different thoughts and one more fun than the other, by far.

Oh, I found BJ's thread.

and you call me 'the chef of gab'

 

[Artina Heartflash]

MASKS!

I think masks are sexy---so long as they don't remind me of evil or something negative. Mardi Gras, BD leather ones, superhero surreal appeal...
But can anyone with a fetish for gas masks explain why they are so appealing?

LIVE FAST, LOVE HARD, DIE WITH YOUR MASK ON.

 

[wildsweetone]

i don't know about gas masks being appealing... if anything they seem to delineate a feeling of scary sci/fi in me. hmm

now i've just had another thought.

Bubbles are sexy

Any kind of bubbles. Bubble bath, bubbles kids blow with dishwashing detergent, bubbles in bottles of wine...

 

[DVS]

Re: MASKS!

..But can anyone with a fetish for gas masks explain why they are so appealing?

just a guess, but maybe the apeal of gas masks in sex is for breath play. Not one of my favorites, for sure, but there are those who like it.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Bubbles of fantasy

i don't know about gas masks being appealing... if anything they seem to delineate a feeling of scary sci/fi in me. hmm

now i've just had another thought.

Bubbles are sexy

Any kind of bubbles. Bubble bath, bubbles kids blow with dishwashing detergent, bubbles in bottles of wine...

What about Monster Bubbles? Bubbles of sea foam do it for me. A diver's mask blowing bubbles? Bubble gum? (I know a forklift driver who's sexy when he chews Bazooka.)
Excuse me. I think I'll go watch my "Gods and Monsters" DVD... I like the hose on the gas mask...and the scar on the guy's groin. Ahrg.

AH

 

[Alex756]

back to the pony tails

Is it the pony tail itself? or is it the removal of the clip or whatever that is holding the hair up? If you thinnk of all the times in movies and videos girls pull whatever out of their hair to let their hair free. I realized on multiple occasions I have written a guy removing a clip or something from someone pony tail. I don't know just a thought.

--Alex756

 

[SlickTony]

You watch the faces on the bass players in a symphony and see if they don't look happy.

Practically every bass player I've ever seen looked as if he (they're mostly he s) was having fun in a totally physical, noncerebral way.

Silk. Thin silk is sexy. Thanks to about four years total of lactation, my tits will never perk again, but I feel sexy when my nipples are poking through silk. And it's great fun handling a man who's wearing silk boxers and watching his cock burgeoning under silk. I am in the continuing process of gradually replacing my husband's sensible cotton jocks with silk boxers.

 

[TheEarl]

Anal? You're calling me anal? Okay, I cna see that .

Alex: Personally the ponytail thing is revealing the back of the neck. Ideal for kissing.

Although if you don't know the girl withthe ponytail, this is where sexual harassment lawsuits come in.

The Earl

 

[DVS]

Alex: Personally the ponytail thing is revealing the back of the neck. Ideal for kissing.
The Earl

Also, most animals use doggie style for sex. Many animals also bite the neck of the female during the act. I like seeing a bare neck, during the doggie style, so I don't get a mouth full of hair when I decide to kiss, lick or bite her neck.

And, in the doggie style position, the ponytail can also be something to hold on to to keep aboard, so to speak.

And, for some reason, when I see a ponytail, I think of a cheerleader. Must be something from my past.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

sexual hairassment

if you don't know the girl withthe ponytail, this is where sexual harassment lawsuits come in.

The Earl

LOL!!! And not just from the fillies. I toyed with a male co-worker's mane one time, making a pony tail of it. He didn't mind---just sat there chewing on a bubblegum-filled blowpop and grinning---but my supervisor saw me currying on and called me into his office and reprimanded me for sexual harassment. Prolly jealous because he himself was bald.

Yes, I do have a fetish for head hair...

 

[TheEarl]

i don't know about gas masks being appealing... if anything they seem to delineate a feeling of scary sci/fi in me.

Okay, gas masks? Each to their own I suppose, but I just get a weird picture of screwing Darth Vader.

There's probably a standup routine in there somewhere. I can just see Eddie Izzard talking about having sex with Darth Vader.

The Earl

 

[jon.hayworth]

Long hair - Motorcycles - Buns - Anal

Takes me back to when I was a motorcycle courier, I used to drool over this beautiful blond riding a baby 500cc Moto Guzzi, I often used to see riding around the City of London. Sometimes if I was "empty" - waiting for another job - I would follow her for a while. Just for the joy of watching her wonderful curvaceous arse. My cock getting harder all the time.

The disappointing thing was - she was gay so no chance of getting her pants off and my hands on her buns - all I could do was look and daydream - still it broke the boredom on quiet days.

jon

 

[Guest]

back of neck

*fanning self*

kissing, nibbling, light bites on the back of the neck during sex....... you know what I like...

pulling on my ponytail... definitely a way to abruptly end an encounter with me. But then, restraining me in any way is out of bounds for me.

Tony-

with you on the silk thing.. although, while I also nursed for a long time, my nipples have had the opposite response... they are perpetually erect. makes for interesting moments in meetings when I take my suit jacket off and reveal my girls in all their glory in a sweater. ... I am ashamed to admit that I have used this strategically to my advantage a couple of times.

b

 

[DVS]

Re: back of neck

*fanning self*

kissing, nibbling, light bites on the back of the neck during sex....... you know what I like...

pulling on my ponytail... definitely a way to abruptly end an encounter with me. But then, restraining me in any way is out of bounds for me.

Oh, POO! You had me going there, until that last paragraph.

 

[cherrylips_au]

Okay, gas masks? Each to their own I suppose, but I just get a weird picture of screwing Darth Vader.

There's probably a standup routine in there somewhere. I can just see Eddie Izzard talking about having sex with Darth Vader.

The Earl

But doesn't the mystery of who Darth Vader is (ok before it's revealed) plus all that heavy breathing do something for you?

But then it's a little like an obscene phone call.... heavy breathing,
and mystery as to who they are.

Not something I'm into but can understand some of the appeal.

 

[SlickTony]

sexual hairassment

Egads, shades of Belab!

I'm not saying, Bridget, that my nipples don't erect--they can do that just as well as they ever did. However, the breasts themselves have just never been the same.