Official Notice: Holiday Contest + 5th Anniversary = Big Prizes!

[Guest]

whoops! correction tatelou-I meant to say I have read your winter holiday/anniversary contest entry for 2003 and enjoyed it very much. this contest is all holidays not just christmas. sorry girl for error. Plus I wish everyone good luck with their stories. I bet you can all picture yourselves counting that 500 bucks!

Thanks MR. G. My story was kind of pertaining to Christmas, so don't worry yourself about it. It's set in Scotland, in the days leading up to Christmas.

Nope, I'm not counting that money, believe it or not, that isn't why a lot of us join in these things. I did it for the adrenaline rush and the camaraderie that is usually prevalent here. I enjoyed being part of the Halloween Contest and when I saw some of Og's posts about this one, the lure was too strong for me to ignore. It's all your fault, Og.

I write a lot, usually around 2,000 words per day (since NaNoWriMo, anyway - yep, that forward momentum is still going!) and every word I write is closer to my ultimate goal of being a legitimately published author. I write what I want to write and for my own enjoyment and for the feeling of self-expression I get from writing that I can't get from anything else. Anything else really is a bonus.

Lou, a hot blooded woman.

 

[oggbashan]

It's all your fault, Og.

Lou, a hot blooded woman.

That's what they all say.

Og

 

[Mhari]

If you think your story got whacked by one of them 1-stick carryin' trolls, check your scores again. Several votes disappeared off my tally either last night or today sometime, with my score going up as well. So I guess Laurel did some work correcting the bad votes. Or whatever you wanna call them.

 

[MR. Gibson]

mhari you look like a wise wizard judging by your picture you have. why don't you make those lit trolls disappear? you would be doing all of us a favor




Mr. Gibson' sexy tales. turn me on here!

 

[Mhari]

mhari you look like a wise wizard judging by your picture you have. why don't you make those lit trolls disappear? you would be doing all of us a favor

LOL. If I knew how to do that, I'd've done it already.

 

[Satin Kitty 69]

I just activated my public comment board, and posted on Deadly Joker's & Sarahhh's. Odd place for it though, at the bottom of the story. It doesn't help in selecting a story, but still may influence voting.

What does everyone think?

 

[Dirt Man]

this might be true if anyone was even reading my story.

If you think your story got whacked by one of them 1-stick carryin' trolls, check your scores again. Several votes disappeared off my tally either last night or today sometime, with my score going up as well. So I guess Laurel did some work correcting the bad votes. Or whatever you wanna call them.

But unfortunately nobody is reading my non-erotic contest entry. It's just holding where it is, and barely a 4.5 or slightly under.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: this might be true if anyone was even reading my story.

But unfortunately nobody is reading my non-erotic contest entry. It's just holding where it is, and barely a 4.5 or slightly under.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

Dirt Man,

Stand up and shout! I just checked the Non-Erotic section and your story now has 25 votes.

YOU'RE QUALIFIED!

I'd drink a beer in honor of this magic moment, but it's so damn late (or early depending on your point of view) here in Big D, a cup of coffee will have to do.

Rumple

 

[Dirt Man]

Re: Re: this might be true if anyone was even reading my story.

Dirt Man,

Stand up and shout! I just checked the Non-Erotic section and your story now has 25 votes.

YOU'RE QUALIFIED!

I'd drink a beer in honor of this magic moment, but it's so damn late (or early depending on your point of view) here in Big D, a cup of coffee will have to do.

Rumple

Thanks Rumple. Now if I could only get the score up a little, eh. LOL

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Dingus Guy]

Grateful to Laurel

Just wanted to thank Laurel for posting my story mere hours after I submitted just 10 minutes b4 deadline. It is amazing that I received over 25 ratings in just the first day. Thank you all for reading my story, I am presently shocked how much it's been liked. Anyway, I wanted to express my thanks for allowing me to make the contest curfew.

Marty the Midget's Erotic Christmas

 

[*Catbabe*]

You weren't alone Dingus Guy

We must have submitted our stories within minutes of each other.

Thanks to Laurel for posting my story about fifteen minutes after I submitted it. Going through that many stories must be an incredible amount of work. I appreciate it.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Makes three of us! I was almost certain it wouldn't make it... Thanks, Kitty Mama.

 

[*Catbabe*]

Okay....so next time we all need to start earlier to save Laurel some last minute pain

 

[Dingus Guy]

Pain is good

Gives a nice endorphin rush.

 

[gauchecritic]

Damn, I knew I should have written the humorous one over the weekend. didn't think I'd have time.

Gauche

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Pain is good

Pain is good

If you say that sort of thing around here much, you're gonna be attacked. Not necessarily in a bad way.

 

[*Catbabe*]

Re: Pain is good

Uh oh!!

Better tie Lauren up for safety reasons

 

[Wills]

Re: Re: Pain is good

Uh oh!!

Better tie Lauren up for safety reasons

Why for safety, let's just tie her up

Will's

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL

 

[*Catbabe*]

Re: Re: Re: Pain is good

Why for safety, let's just tie her up

Will's

Shhhhhhh Wills, I was trying to be tricky

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Pain is good

Shhhhhhh Wills, I was trying to be tricky

So, what's new about that?

 

[*Catbabe*]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pain is good

So, what's new about that?

Don't listen to her Wills.


Damn....where did I leave that gag?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: Re: Pain is good

Why for safety, let's just tie her up

Will's

Damn straight, Will's.

I mean, who the hell is this Safety? Why should we do all the work of holding Lauren down while we bind her with knotted ropes,, lash her tight with leather straps, secure her snugly with chains, and all that other good stuff (besides the obvious reason), only to let some amorphous, non-descript bottom-feeder named Safety enjoy the finished product?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I mean

 

[champagne1982]

Help!

The Snippettsville Group entry into the winter holiday contest needs you





To read, vote and comment Snippettsville Christmas Bonus Issue