KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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Shhh
I think that something that's very important for you to keep in mind when you're writing a story is that the reader is not there with you. I can't see your face, your body, or hear your voice. You write, I imagine, exactly like you speak. This is good and this is bad, too.
It's good in that you have your voice and your style already there. Your writing has that distinctive voice that makes things highly interesting and highly personable. You definately don't have a problem with word choice, colorful vocabulary, or bending the language to suit the needs of the story.
However, based on what I've read, you should get out of first person. You are, at times, completely incomprehensible. I had no idea what you were talking about or what was going on in the sentence. Quite frequently I found myself examining the words to figure out the meaning. The punctuation drew attention to itself, something that should never happen, and the grammar was, at best, haphazard.
This paragraph gave me a lot of trouble. "But breast size notwithstanding, nipples are the thing. Sensitive nipples. I love women with responsive, sensitive nipples and Mary's were, as I said, dramatic. She was only wearing a light tee shirt, so I was already aware that she was not wearing a bra. But when she saw my cock bulging inside my pants, I swear her nipples swelled visibly...I mean, I watched them swell...they began growing, puffing, swelling...call it whatever you want...and in the span of four seconds sand-dollar size areolas were standing out from Mary's small, firm breasts with eraser point nipples tilted skyward against the fabric. "
You start off with two incomplete sentences, then slogged through a slew of run-on. Why is this a problem? It's confusing. In a good piece of writing you never notice the words themselves. You never notice the punctuation. You never notice the grammar. You don't have to figure these things out to arrive at the meaning. Now, you're not as bad as all that, it wasn't too difficult to figure out what you were saying, but the fact is that I read it twice to completely comprehend it.
Writing is all about one thing, communication. You are communicating with a person that you don't know and never will know (theoretically). This is the only reason to use grammar and punctuation. The challenge is to keep your vernacular and still maintain perfect clarity. And yes, clarity must be perfect or your reader isn't into the story, s/he's looking at the words themselves instead. Is this the goal you're aiming for when you write? Somehow I doubt it.
What I find interesting is that the front half is difficult to read, but the back end isn't that bad. You get into the sex and you quit using run-on sentences. You keep your asides to a perfect balance of vernacular.
As far as the ellipses go, you'd be better off to lose them. They aren't words. They are, like capital letters and the long repitions of letters to indicate orgasm or moaning, a writer's gimmick. They are the lazy way of describing something. Why add words when using ... gets your point across, right? Why use adjectively phrases when a simple -ly word will fit? Why use a descriptive clause when a couple of adjectives will do the same job? Why bother with using a character's point of view when the narrator can impart information more efficiently? Ellipses have no feeling to them. There's no connotation, no meaning, no way to modify them with adjectives or adverbs, no sound, no feeling in them. They indicate omission. While you're at it, get rid of your dash as well. Use periods or remove the thoughts. You're doing them wrong and they're extremely confusing.
I think that something that's very important for you to keep in mind when you're writing a story is that the reader is not there with you. I can't see your face, your body, or hear your voice. You write, I imagine, exactly like you speak. This is good and this is bad, too.
It's good in that you have your voice and your style already there. Your writing has that distinctive voice that makes things highly interesting and highly personable. You definately don't have a problem with word choice, colorful vocabulary, or bending the language to suit the needs of the story.
However, based on what I've read, you should get out of first person. You are, at times, completely incomprehensible. I had no idea what you were talking about or what was going on in the sentence. Quite frequently I found myself examining the words to figure out the meaning. The punctuation drew attention to itself, something that should never happen, and the grammar was, at best, haphazard.
This paragraph gave me a lot of trouble. "But breast size notwithstanding, nipples are the thing. Sensitive nipples. I love women with responsive, sensitive nipples and Mary's were, as I said, dramatic. She was only wearing a light tee shirt, so I was already aware that she was not wearing a bra. But when she saw my cock bulging inside my pants, I swear her nipples swelled visibly...I mean, I watched them swell...they began growing, puffing, swelling...call it whatever you want...and in the span of four seconds sand-dollar size areolas were standing out from Mary's small, firm breasts with eraser point nipples tilted skyward against the fabric. "
You start off with two incomplete sentences, then slogged through a slew of run-on. Why is this a problem? It's confusing. In a good piece of writing you never notice the words themselves. You never notice the punctuation. You never notice the grammar. You don't have to figure these things out to arrive at the meaning. Now, you're not as bad as all that, it wasn't too difficult to figure out what you were saying, but the fact is that I read it twice to completely comprehend it.
Writing is all about one thing, communication. You are communicating with a person that you don't know and never will know (theoretically). This is the only reason to use grammar and punctuation. The challenge is to keep your vernacular and still maintain perfect clarity. And yes, clarity must be perfect or your reader isn't into the story, s/he's looking at the words themselves instead. Is this the goal you're aiming for when you write? Somehow I doubt it.
What I find interesting is that the front half is difficult to read, but the back end isn't that bad. You get into the sex and you quit using run-on sentences. You keep your asides to a perfect balance of vernacular.
As far as the ellipses go, you'd be better off to lose them. They aren't words. They are, like capital letters and the long repitions of letters to indicate orgasm or moaning, a writer's gimmick. They are the lazy way of describing something. Why add words when using ... gets your point across, right? Why use adjectively phrases when a simple -ly word will fit? Why use a descriptive clause when a couple of adjectives will do the same job? Why bother with using a character's point of view when the narrator can impart information more efficiently? Ellipses have no feeling to them. There's no connotation, no meaning, no way to modify them with adjectives or adverbs, no sound, no feeling in them. They indicate omission. While you're at it, get rid of your dash as well. Use periods or remove the thoughts. You're doing them wrong and they're extremely confusing.