Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[TunnelKing089]

Oh I really like a good game of pool too,or billiards some call it.I'm old school give me 16 balls not that fast easy 9 ball stuff either.And a side note any ladies who are good at pool are nice as well lol.

 

[jaF0]

You just like jamming balls with pointy sticks.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

And like most other things, Jarts were perefectly safe when used as intended. Horseshoes could do a lot of damage too if they hit you in the wrong place, but only fools stood in their path.

If the directiosn say "Go stand behind this target while the opposing team throws weighted, heavy, pointed lead tipped projectiles at you, yeah I'd say that was a product that was not well thought out in the beginning. Slapping a small warning sticker on it wasn't enough, but then again it should be an obvious set up for danger.
I say this as a kid who grew up riding in the open bed of trucks at full speed and the fenderwell of the tractor.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Ofc he is. Just not to his dms.

 

[Strixaluco]

What?!
Where do I get a card that only requires 10 stamps?

I have to say though that incels seem to think 10 is enough. So in that sense the artist was accurate...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have to say though that incels seem to think 10 is enough. So in that sense the artist was accurate...

I say that is way too many. Five noble deeds should at least equal a blowjob, no?

 

[pandaburr]

- Uses the word "wifey"

Yes to this one. So much yes. This would be on the serious end of the spectrum for me.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

- Anthropomorphizes themselves and talks about themselves in the third person as an animal or "beast."

OMG YES!

 

[Trekka]

Anthropomorphizes themselves and talks about themselves in the third person as an animal or "beast."

*caterwauls loudly in protest

 

[Trekka]

OMG YES!

*hisses!

 

[Trekka]

See here’s the thing tho.
It’s about why no one will to talk to you.

And if someone had a whole inbox fulla pony play AND they could write?!

Oh hell.
I would talk to them for days!
Tell me all the things!

So many new vocabulary words to learn… my sexual literacy would just… !

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes to this one. So much yes. This would be on the serious end of the spectrum for me.

To be fair, hubby is equally as obnoxious to me.

 

[pandaburr]

To be fair, hubby is equally as obnoxious to me.

I agree completely.

 

[Lord Pmann]

- Anthropomorphizes themselves and talks about themselves in the third person as an animal or "beast."

I truly think that people who seriously refer to themselves as a nickname or in third person lack self-awareness. The beast comment makes me laugh. Like, in what world does one live that they think this is appealing to a partner?

Pmann really wants to know.

 

[Cat]

I truly think that people who seriously refer to themselves as a nickname or in third person lack self-awareness. The beast comment makes me laugh. Like, in what world does one live that they think this is appealing to a partner?

Pmann really wants to know.

But kitty cat wanna play... Do you not wanna play with little kitty cat ?

(Oh gosh... No... On so many levels!)

 

[Trekka]

I truly think that people who seriously refer to themselves as a nickname or in third person lack self-awareness. The beast comment makes me laugh. Like, in what world does one live that they think this is appealing to a partner?

Pmann really wants to know.

Lololololololol no you don’t
You realllly don’t wanna know

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I truly think that people who seriously refer to themselves as a nickname or in third person lack self-awareness. The beast comment makes me laugh. Like, in what world does one live that they think this is appealing to a partner?

Pmann really wants to know.

Well the furry and furry adjacent communities are big on it, some of the 'kin' types too. I've run into a lot of them in nerd circles and just kinda learned to shrug it off. Ykinmk is a mantra

 

[jaF0]

:: Gets down on all fours and bays at the Moon ::

 

[ydahecnot]

Yes to this one. So much yes. This would be on the serious end of the spectrum for me.

No kidding, snookums

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

***quietly determines to stop using the word hubby***

 

[Cat]

But also I’m not fucking kink shaming. You wanna bear those teeth, do it!

Hey.. what makes other people tick, that is good for them!

Like @PlayfulLilDarlin said: Your Kink, Not My Kink.

Roar, growl, bare your teeth and ask for all the belly rubs in the whole world

 

[Nevyn_Black]

You know, in the end, everyone has their own interests and their own preferences. What you think of as a reason to not talk to someone, is the same reason another will approach them. So who gives a fuck why women wont talk to me? If they choose to talk to me, great. Its not my job to entertain or impress. I'll do my own thing and if it might interest someone, feel free to drop me a line. *tips hat and departs*

 

[Dribble]

I have been called worse. Don't go crying to Lit if you back me into a corner and I decide to go beast mode.

 

[jaF0]

Why do they get so annoyed when you try to sniff their butts?

 

[Trekka]

Animal/beast play just seems majorly early-2000s to me somehow.

…..

When the fuck did we start carbon-dating kinks?!

Spankings are just soo… beginning of time. And whipping… *shudders* that’s way too medieval. Ropes… now that I think of it… pirates totally played out all things rope in the 1700s. Lam3.