Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread
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"Find" them? Create them. Tho' that isn't the point of your new, soon to be, thread, is it?Well... As that very well will be my first thread..
I would love for all ye clever and saucy people, to add pictures, whenever you find them
- yes, I am looking at you @THROBBS
I do have a heap of erotic art books, but not as much "ancient".
Plenty o' Japanese shunga.
Wait! Did she just talk to me!?!!!
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*Ponders what uninvolved third parties would think if they were listening in to various debaucherous sexcapades from my past 
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Wow that’s really good!!!
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Very nice. I didn’t know there was an erotic art poll. I’m disappointed I missed it!
It’s also strangely difficult to find the entries even with the thread in front of me
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Thank you.Very nice. I didn’t know there was an erotic art poll. I’m disappointed I missed it!
It’s also strangely difficult to find the entries even with the thread in front of me
The "poll" is long over. Though one can still vote on works posted "up front", much like the stories.
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I wanted to see the erotic entriesThank you.
The "poll" is long over. Though one can still vote on works posted "up front", much like the stories.
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The "nominees" for the 2021 "Readers' Choice Awards" (erotic art division).I wanted to see the erotic entries
Though not technically "nominated" — they had the highest scores. Harvested from the highest scores for each month. 2022 is extra screwed up, as submissions have been lagging by months! There are far fewer images included.
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When the fuck did we start carbon-dating kinks?!
Spankings are just soo… beginning of time. And whipping… *shudders* that’s way too medieval. Ropes… now that I think of it… pirates totally played out all things rope in the 1700s. Lam3.
Old kinks? I have always been into ye olde non-consensual ravish play.
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I fucked a guy once that said (to my horror) “oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, OH BABY, OH BABY, OH BABY…!” as he came.
He had an accent.
A drawl.
So basically it sounded…
LIKE I WAS SHAGGING ELVIS!
And i got the giggles. And i had to choke them back because we were mid sex act. Which, my weird raspy choking sounds made him even more worked up, so as he got louder, i stifled belly laughs? Poorly.
And this actually WAS a reason that I wouldn’t talk to him, moving forward.
The fact that he drank *while* driving didn’t deter me.
Nope.
But cumming like Elvis? Getthefuckouttahere
And that young man’s name was Justin Bieber. And now you have… dramatic pause… the rest of the story.
You inspired Baby, Baby by fucking Justin Bieber. You, Trekka, are a monster.
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Oh boy. She’s resisting.
This could get good…
Playing right into it…
And she said Sir. However, I feel like this is some kind of entrapment.
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I know what you MEANT.
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That's a dealbreaker for me, if I can't laugh in bed with my partner, we have no business being together. As erotic and sexy and intense as sex can be, it is also inherently ridiculous. You are putting part of your body into (or against or whatever) another person. It's a funny act that we treat with a degree of seriousness reserved for holy things. The very least we should be able to do is laugh about it.I fucked a guy once that said (to my horror) “oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, OH BABY, OH BABY, OH BABY…!” as he came.
He had an accent.
A drawl.
So basically it sounded…
LIKE I WAS SHAGGING ELVIS!
And i got the giggles. And i had to choke them back because we were mid sex act. Which, my weird raspy choking sounds made him even more worked up, so as he got louder, i stifled belly laughs? Poorly.
And this actually WAS a reason that I wouldn’t talk to him, moving forward.
The fact that he drank *while* driving didn’t deter me.
Nope.
But cumming like Elvis? Getthefuckouttahere
Lesson learned while the tv was left on and in doggy MST3K came on and neither of us wanted to laugh and insult the other until a really good joke made us both lose it. After that we watched the rest of the movie, turned off the tv and got back to serious business.
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Yes, this! I love to laugh and there are no limits. Inappropriate situations and during sex are some of my favorite times.
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MST3K is brilliant…
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Yep. It’s getting you plenty of tail I betThank you.
SHE talked to me too!!!!
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Muff, even.
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MUFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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