Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[jaF0]

Fur? Sure!

Like, fer shure.

 

[Indie]

…..

When the fuck did we start carbon-dating kinks?!

Spankings are just soo… beginning of time. And whipping… *shudders* that’s way too medieval. Ropes… now that I think of it… pirates totally played out all things rope in the 1700s. Lam3.

I think I love you.

 

[Cat]

…..

When the fuck did we start carbon-dating kinks?!

Spankings are just soo… beginning of time. And whipping… *shudders* that’s way too medieval. Ropes… now that I think of it… pirates totally played out all things rope in the 1700s. Lam3.

.... carbon dating kinks...

Well.. I am sure that there are some archeologists or historians out there, more than willing to teach us about the earliest sightings of different kinks.



I mean... If we had to take the scientific route

 

[Trekka]

I think I love you.

Ahoy

.... carbon dating kinks...

Well.. I am sure that there are some archeologist or historians out there, more than willing to teach us about the earliest sightings of different kinks.

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I mean... If we had to take the scientific route

FOR SCIENCE!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Too much kink shaming going on here this morning for my preference, @Lord Pmann! That’s why I won’t talk to you

 

[jaF0]

Mine are shameful








Ohhhh, wait ......

That's an L, not a K.

 

[Cat]

.... I think I fell down a rabbit hole..
Science is awesome!!!



Also... I might have to up the ante a bit, in regards to my yoga.. some of those ancient people.. they are truly creative!!!

 

[Cat]

IKR. Lol. It’s a me thing though: I think my carbon dating is related to a guy I fucked in 2003 who wanted me to bark as he came.

... you should bark... As he came...

🖌

Do not mind me, I am just curious! I like learning about kinks

 

[LadyLascivious1]

See here’s the thing tho.
It’s about why no one will to talk to you.

And if someone had a whole inbox fulla pony play AND they could write?!

Oh hell.
I would talk to them for days!
Tell me all the things!

So many new vocabulary words to learn… my sexual literacy would just… !

Exactly!

And on the less verbose side… have you seen Hugh Hackman as Wolverine? That man can growl in my ear all night long. No words necessary. Primal can be hot.

But kitty cat wanna play... Do you not wanna play with little kitty cat ?

(Oh gosh... No... On so many levels!)

I think someone is talking more about hindsight regrets for their Lit username now

 

[peekingone]

.... I think I fell down a rabbit hole..
Science is awesome!!!

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Also... I might have to up the ante a bit, in regards to my yoga.. some of those ancient people.. they are truly creative!!!

Might do more yoga if this is the next session

 

[Trekka]

IKR. Lol. It’s a me thing though: I think my carbon dating is related to a guy I fucked in 2003 who wanted me to bark as he came.

Fun sidebar - my brother had a girl up in his room once and I kid you not, she barked.

I thought my father was going to die. From laughing.

To this day the family still says, “oh are you talking about that ex who barked like a dog?”

 

[Cat]

Exactly!

And on the less verbose side… have you seen Hugh Hackman as Wolverine? That man can growl in my ear all night long. No words necessary. Primal can be hot.


I think someone is talking more about hindsight regrets for their Lit username now

Well... Not going to play coy: I do have the ears and tail

It is not like I am ever going to change the name.. so, it is just an opportunity for me to try out more fun stuff!!!

Might do more yoga if this is the next session

Oh.. if those positions are what I am aiming for..

Darn, I need to hire a private 24/7 yoga teacher then!!

 

[peekingone]

Well... Not going to play coy: I do have the ears and tails

It is not like I am ever going to change the name.. so, it is just an opportunity for me to try out more fun stuff!!!



Oh.. if those positions are what I am aiming for..

Dawn, I need to hire a private 24/7 yoga teacher then!!

I know right. It all take practice which I am game for

 

[Cat]

Yep, you’ve got it right. The whole thing was not for me.

Fun sidebar - my brother had a girl up in his room once and I kid you not, she barked.

I thought my father was going to die. From laughing.

To this day the family still says, “oh are you talking about that ex who barked like a dog?”

I see a common trait from the both of your stories..
- If you bark, people will never forget you!!!

That is also a way to be remembered

 

[Trekka]

I fucked a guy once that said (to my horror) “oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, OH BABY, OH BABY, OH BABY…!” as he came.

He had an accent.
A drawl.
So basically it sounded…

LIKE I WAS SHAGGING ELVIS!

And i got the giggles. And i had to choke them back because we were mid sex act. Which, my weird raspy choking sounds made him even more worked up, so as he got louder, i stifled belly laughs? Poorly.

And this actually WAS a reason that I wouldn’t talk to him, moving forward.

The fact that he drank *while* driving didn’t deter me.
Nope.

But cumming like Elvis? Getthefuckouttahere

 

[Taegul]

I fucked a guy once that said (to my horror) “oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, OH BABY, OH BABY, OH BABY…!” as he came.

He had an accent.
A drawl.
So basically it sounded…

LIKE I WAS SHAGGING ELVIS!

And i got the giggles. And i had to choke them back because we were mid sex act. Which, my weird raspy choking sounds made him even more worked up, so as he got louder, i stifled belly laughs? Poorly.

And this actually WAS a reason that I wouldn’t talk to him, moving forward.

The fact that he drank *while* driving didn’t deter me.
Nope.

But cumming like Elvis? Getthefuckouttahere

Did he at least share his Natty Light with you while driving?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I fucked a guy once that said (to my horror) “oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, OH BABY, OH BABY, OH BABY…!” as he came.

He had an accent.
A drawl.
So basically it sounded…

LIKE I WAS SHAGGING ELVIS!

And i got the giggles. And i had to choke them back because we were mid sex act. Which, my weird raspy choking sounds made him even more worked up, so as he got louder, i stifled belly laughs? Poorly.

And this actually WAS a reason that I wouldn’t talk to him, moving forward.

The fact that he drank *while* driving didn’t deter me.
Nope.

But cumming like Elvis? Getthefuckouttahere

I feel like the stifled belly laughs might have mimicked a vibrating bed and only increased his pleasure

I once had a guy refer to it as “pound town” while we were naked and then continue in cheesy detail about what he was going to do to me.

Turns out feeling like I’m in a live action episode of Jersey Shore is not a turn on for me and “Bro” never passed “Go.”

 

[Trekka]

^omfg you got dragged off to Poundtown too?? #BeenThere #ThereAreNoTeeShirtsInPoundtown.

Guys: NEVER say “poundtown” in earnest. Never.

And @Taegul it was Michelob light in the old bottle (the thick n curvy one) which is how we first connected. And no. He didn’t share. He was busily drinking and driving me to Olive Garden for our first date. I can’t make this shit up.

 

[Trekka]

Do I need to discuss how much I’ve learned since college… ? Or do we all have like a general understanding that, “yeah, she seems smarter now?”

 

[Taegul]

^omfg you got dragged off to Poundtown too?? #BeenThere #ThereAreNoTeeShirtsInPoundtown.

Guys: NEVER say “poundtown” in earnest. Never.

And @Taegul it was Michelob light in the old bottle (the thick n curvy one) which is how we first connected. And no. He didn’t share. He was busily drinking and driving me to Olive Garden for our first date. I can’t make this shit up.

I woulda taken you to Taco Bell. But then again, I'm a true baller.

 

[may_I_please]

.... I think I fell down a rabbit hole..
Science is awesome!!!

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Also... I might have to up the ante a bit, in regards to my yoga.. some of those ancient people.. they are truly creative!!!

I feel you should start a new thread. These are fascinating

 

[Cat]

I feel you should start a new thread. These are fascinating

A thread about sex in ancient times..

I mean: do we need a thread that tells us, that no matter how kinky you might be.. someone reached the legendary level of kinky, a thousand years ago already.

We are not inventing kinks and all the sexy stuff.. our ancestors got us covered



A fisherman's wife dream, year 1814.

 

[Trekka]

A thread about sex in ancient times..

I mean: do we need a thread that tells us, that no matter how kinky you might be.. someone reached the legendary level of kinky, a thousand years ago already.

We are not inventing kinks and all the sexy stuff.. our ancestors got us covered

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A fisherman's wife dream, year 1814.

==>Yes we need that thread and
==> fisherman’s wife here and that is… that is not… that is fascinating…

 

[may_I_please]

A thread about sex in ancient times..

I mean: do we need a thread that tells us, that no matter how kinky you might be.. someone reached the legendary level of kinky, a thousand years ago already.

We are not inventing kinks and all the sexy stuff.. our ancestors got us covered

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A fisherman's wife dream, year 1814.

Yes

we kids think we invented sex

let’s see what great great great great great grandma was up to

 

[THROBBS]

A fisherman's wife dream, year 1814.

I LOVE the art. I love the dream. The reality of the kink — nah.

Hell, I've even drawn my own version (s).
Perhaps that is why she won't talk to me?