Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[default24]

You gotta admit, sharing genitals paints a funny picture.

A flat, wide picture. Best viewed on an ultrawide monitor or with your phone turned sideways

 

[aussiegeekygal]

At least no one has to worry about sharing STDs on HERE. It seems like as much as some folks e-fuck they would have a bunch by now.

There still are viruses, though

Even eboning can be risky.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A flat, wide picture. Best viewed on an ultrawide monitor or with your phone turned sideways

Please keep your imagination to yourself.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Not true. There are some people on this forum I won’t respond to without putting on a condom first.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Misshotndeep]

There still are viruses, though

Even eboning can be risky.

Might catch asshole syndrome from elbow touches. That shit seems very contagious on here.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not true. There are some people on this forum I won’t respond to without putting on a condom first.

It’s true. He puts one on before he lets his left hand have fun because he KNOWS where his right hand has been.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Why do guys think sending dick pics or talking about their size interest us women. Unless I am about to take that sucker I am more interested in your character and intellect. Maybe that’s just me. I sure hope not.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Please keep your imagination to yourself.

Aw, I’m a fan of your imagination @default24!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pics or it didn't happen

Here’s everyone helping me put it on.









Also, posts like this are why no woman would ever talk to me.

 

[default24]

Aw, I’m a fan of your imagination @default24!

I'd like it more if it worked better, usually my brain just responds to visual/auditory stimuli and off we go

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why do guys think sending dick pics or talking about their size interest us women. Unless I am about to take that sucker I am more interested in your character and intellect. Maybe that’s just me. I sure hope not.

Because they’re classless. Always talking about their dicks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Here’s everyone helping me put it on.

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Also, posts like this is why no woman would ever talk to me.

That's a measly reservoir tip

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Here’s everyone helping me put it on.

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Also, posts like this is why no woman would ever talk to me.

Why women won’t talk to you is such a splendid topic!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am gonna side i the giant body condom and probably fall over laughing as I try to not pee myself @Lord Pmann.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why women won’t talk to you is such a splendid topic!

9 pages and I’m finding out that it’s just my personality.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I am gonna side i the giant body condom and probably fall over laughing as I try to not pee myself @Lord Pmann.

Careful, he really likes it when women pee on him.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Women need emotional and mental support. We need to be showed we are loved with our clothes on. If a guy only talks about sex it makes it appear that that is all they value in us.
We truly are the sex where subduction of the mind is more important.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Let the record reflect that lord pmann doesn’t want anyone peeing on him.

Women need emotional and mental support. We need to be showed we are loved with our clothes on. If a guy only talks about sex it makes it appear that that is all they value in us.
We truly are the sex where subduction of the mind is more important.

Are you trying to flirt? I can’t tell.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Let the record reflect that lord pmann doesn’t want anyone peeing on him.



Are you trying to flirt? I can’t tell.

Pretty sure she was joking. RKelly you are not.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Let the record reflect that lord pmann doesn’t want anyone peeing on him.



Are you trying to flirt? I can’t tell.

And no… I don’t flirt. I actually don’t know how.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Let the record reflect that lord pmann doesn’t want anyone peeing on him.



Are you trying to flirt? I can’t tell.

The record? Like the Lit court of law?

 

[Lord Pmann]

And no… I don’t flirt. I actually don’t know how.

No. I’m sure that was flirting. No doubt.

I even read your profile and you are a sexual, so I know you must be flirting with me.

 

[Misshotndeep]

No. I’m sure that was flirting. No doubt.

I even read your profile and you are a sexual, so I know you must be flirting with me.

Yes. You have found me out. My evil plan to dominate the world has been foiled. Damn you and your little dog too!

 

[Lord Pmann]

The record? Like the Lit court of law?

There should be a Lit court.

But damn… a lot of you Litches would be burned at the stake, found guilty of bitchcraft towards poor old pmann.

 

[Misshotndeep]

There should be a Lit court.

But damn… a lot of you Litches would be burned at the stake, found guilty of bitchcraft towards poor old pmann.

Bitchcraft…man if that was a crime on here Lit would be a sausage party.