Similies - fill in the blank

[oggbashan]

As bold as ...

a Morris dancer's prance.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Anyone who calls Svenskaflicka "Sven".

Og

That's not "Bold", og, that's "suicidal"...

 

[TheEarl]

As bold as...

...the Black Knight from the Quest for the Holy Grail.

The Earl

 

[gauchecritic]

As bold as

knowing that your mates know that the girl who just asked you to dance is a transexual and dancing anyway.

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: As bold as

knowing that your mates know that the girl who just asked you to dance is a transexual and dancing anyway.

Gauche

OK, now I'm inspired. I'll sign off and go get my notepad.

 

[MathGirl]

As bold as.....

the breeze from a backed up garderobe.
MG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

As bold as ...

... the words stuck on your back which everybody but you can read.

 

[Octavian]

As bold as...

a new member who comes to the Lit board saying we are all crap writers, whilst simultaneously seeking feedback for his own story.


Octavian

 

[oggbashan]

Re: As bold as.....

the breeze from a backed up garderobe.
MG

Not possible. Garderobes do not back up until there is a pile of ordure tens of metres high which is unlikely because ordure slumps over the landscape. T'would take a regiment on a fibre rich diet a year to "back up" a garderobe, ma'am.

Og

 

[destinie21]

as bold as

A dominatrix in church ...
in full garb

 

[wildsweetone]

lol these are 'Awesome As', just to borrow a phrase *wink*

destinie21 hi there! welcome to Litland. (not sure if anyone has welcomed you as yet dear) thanks for joining the thread and enjoy your stay






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As wet as...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

As wet as...

...Svenskaflicka waiting for Hubby at the airport.

 

[TheEarl]

Oh nice. Like the last one.

How about as strong as...?

...a sextuple vodka with tequila. And a little bit of diet coke.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Who's that in your AV, Earl? Someone from the RD-crew?

 

[oggbashan]

As wet as ...

Someone standing under a garderobe on a stag night.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

As wet as...

...a cheek after being greeted by my mum's dog.

 

[destinie21]

as wet as

-a gang banged pussy
-the tears of a broken hearted woman
- a cool Texas rain,moments before twilight

thanks for the welcome

 

[MathGirl]

Re: As wet as ...

Someone standing under a garderobe on a stag night.

Dear Og,
Now, that's wet! I'm assuming beer is being consumed and it hasn't gotten to the point yet where the men are just pissing in the corner.
MG

 

[gauchecritic]

As wet as...

Remember the warm as one? Well. Just after that.

As wet as... withdrawal.

Gauche

 

[DVS]

As wet as...

water?

Sorry, not much of an imagination, tonight.

Oh, wait!

As wet as...
WET water! There you go!

 

[Octavian]

As wet as....

... a goldfish in a jacuzzi.

Octavian

“Encase your majestic tree of manhood in the sublimely soft wondrous wet hallowed depths of my body,” she implored.

“Oh,” he replied, “you mean you wanna fuck!”

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: As wet as....

... a goldfish in a jacuzzi.

or As Soft as...

A Goldfish in a blender.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: As wet as....

... a goldfish in a jacuzzi.

Octavian

“Encase your majestic tree of manhood in the sublimely soft wondrous wet hallowed depths of my body,” she implored.

“Oh,” he replied, “you mean you wanna fuck!”

Oh! Oh! I know that line! It's from the lovely book "Barbara Cartland vs Larry Flynt" !!!

 

[wildsweetone]

WH i just knew you couldn't help yourself and would have to sneak back in And I'm not asking you why you'd stick a goldfish in a blender in the first place, though it does sound like you've experienced such a thing. hmm

Octavian... very nice similie and sig. line

DVS, what can I say... I know!






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As timid as...

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

As timid as ...

... a submissive mouse