The Great Would You Rather Thread.

[Fish_Tales]

But it's dead.

You always spoil my fun....*sighs*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You always spoil my fun....*sighs*

It's just what she does. But I'm sure she's still one of your groupers.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Someone say my name?

I did.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Someone say my name?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

 

[Fish_Tales]

It's just what she does. But I'm sure she's still one of your groupers.

Even here I can't escape being pilloried for my piscean heritage, even here....

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Even here I can't escape being pilloried for my piscean heritage, even here....

What can I say? It's my hook. How else will I reel people in?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

And they're off!

Who will stop first? Ruffles or the Vailish one?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Maybe you need a new line?

Maybe, but I just bought this brand new pair of roller skates, and I can't find anyone with a brand new key.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

And they're off!

Who will stop first? Ruffles or the Vailish one?

Heh. I took a left turn!

Because sometimes, that cursed song just pops into my head.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Are you a skater boy?

In a skater world.

It's fantastic, wearing plastic.




Cause, like, the helmet and knee pads and stuff...

 

[Fish_Tales]

Twisted, twisted, little Fish
Thinking you are quite delish.
Down below the water-line,
Tennis balls are on your mind
Twisted, twisted, little Fish
Thinking you are quite delish.

How do you write those so quickly?

 

[Fish_Tales]

That ones old. But I can write'em off the top of my head usually.

So I should check Unders when I get back from training?

 

[Baelnorn]

Great addition, even though you forgot to mention that tiny detail of the "response or criticism" being a barrage of personal insults, slurs, and insinuations, bordering on verbal abuse (directly contradicting the paragraph before, which you've conveniently "overlooked"). Of course, we don't want to give people reading the FAQ a false impression, do we?

But other than that, good writing.

 

[Baelnorn]

Well, when you insult people in groups, you can expect personal insults in return.

Actually, no you can't.

If you try to kill me, that does not give me the right to rape you.

 

[Baelnorn]

Yes, thats definitely a reasonable analogy.

 

[thestruggle]

The irony of missing the point in this thread is staggering.

 

[thestruggle]

Unicorn irony.

 

[Baelnorn]

And what would the point be?

That two wrongs don't make a right. Really basic ethics 101.

To sum up:

Would you rather be fat or gay?

If you want to be a dick, try to keep it in your head.

because of shitty attitudes from shitty fucking people like you

Let me guess: You're in a wheelchair too.

Oh shut the fuck up.

You would've been better served by just banging your head on the keyboard a few times and hitting Submit.

Oh you can fuck right off, asshole. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Christ, you're not worth it.

You're hardly above any rapists. You use the same tools, and you laugh while you do it.

Listen my children and you shall hear the might roar of fucktardary from the king douche himself. Y'all are in amazing company, bigots, oppressor, idiots all. Would you rather suck each other's dicks or a bag of dicks?

Not seeing any issues there? Really? (And that were only the first 5 pages)

That's actually the beauty of you.

Indeed. You, however, will be eternally remembered as an antagonistic, selfrighteous bitch.

Would you rather be swiftly forgotten, or be remembered as a cunt?

Well, I chose oblivion in that case.

 

[thestruggle]

And they go so quickly to hating women, it's like a light switch.

 

[Baelnorn]

And they go so quickly to hating women, it's like a light switch.

Oh, I see.

Okay: Women hating on men.
Not okay: Men hating back.

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[Baelnorn]

Actually, no one has been 'hating on men'. We've been 'hating on misogynists'.

You're arguing semantics. Or would you say that women can be misogynistic?

Let me rephrase that: would you also blow up, if a man suggested that women can be misogynistic?

 

[FuckFantasy]

As per request, an update has been made to the FAQ.


TL;DR - If you are an ass, you'll get called on it. Go whine about it elsewhere, poor baby.

Vail, you're being an ass in this thread. You made your point a hundred times and said "ladybrain" so often that if we were all playing a drinking game, we would have died of alcohol poisoning by page seven.

Can't we all just bury the hatchet? It's the holiday season. We should be humping into a frenzy in honor of American Thanksgiving, as they did the first Thanksgiving to stay warm so many years ago.

 

[Baelnorn]

OK, seriously, I have to stop trying to drink my water while reading this thread. Its getting everywhere.

If you have issues with drinking, one of these could help you:

 

[FuckFantasy]

I'm sorry, who the fuck are you and why do I care what you think?

Nobody, just that chick you were so obsessed with a few years ago, you told Asus you were "confident" that I would "dance into" your web of seduction long enough for you to convert me into lesbianism. Which is hysterical, considering all your ranting and raving about how Evil Men are always after you to rule and control you with their giant, oozing Phallises of Doom and Destruction.

A delectable mix of paranoid hypocrisy and delusional disrespect: Vail_Indigo, since 2007.

 

[FuckFantasy]

Yes. As you well know, I am constantly trying to make women gay, because, why not, and I'm definitely a man hater, because, you know, why not.
And my disrespect may be many things, but delusional not so much.

Not women, just me. Which is why I became uncomfortable and stopped responding to your PMs. I liked you as an individual, but between Asus's comments and your repeated come-ons, I distanced myself.

I'm just sad to see you in this thread. You're one of the most intellectually brilliant people here, a fantastic writer with a lot of skill. There's just so much anger and bullying from you here; it doesn't suit you. Your arguments would likely sway and open more minds if you delivered them with less vitriol and antagonism.