The Great Would You Rather Thread.

[Mrdarkblueeyes]

If you have issues with drinking, one of these could help you:

"That Lindsay's a total milkaholic..."

"MilkaWHAT?"

(I miss that commercial.)

 

[FuckFantasy]

Please. I didn't come into this thread to convince anyone. This thing had degraded into noise long before I got here. I'm just having fun.

This is your idea of fun? Extremely sad.

 

[Baelnorn]

Seriously guys (and gals, just to avoid thestruggle and Vail getting pissy again), this is the best flamewar I've been in for fucking YEARS!

It has everything:

• the high-and-mighty crowd breaking their own rules
• personal insults (with quite some good ripostes)
• people calling others out on ignoring questions, just to ignore questions themselves
• dirty laundry from years ago being dug up again
• hypocrisy and white-knighting levels over 9000

And it all started with a completely harmless forum game thread.

(Actually, it's fucking sad to see how the Lounge is not really a welcoming place for all SRP writers, but rather Miss Vivi & her gang's private playground on which they think they rule supreme.)

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

This thread really is like rain on my wedding day.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

THAT'S NOT IRONY!
THAT'S JUST AN UNFORTUNATE OCCURRENCE!!!

Okay, okay.

Then it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

That's simply poor inventory management.

It's meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beeeeeautiful wife?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I think thats more of an attitude problem. Is he REALLY the man of your dreams? Does he just seem that way? How well do you actually know him?

Given that my sole purpose, as a woman, is to marry and make children and sandwiches, does it really matter?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Fair enough.

This is like a free ride when you've already paid, really.

 

[Baelnorn]

This thread really is like rain on my wedding day.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

So you're saying it's a black fly in your chardonnay?

 

[thestruggle]

So you're saying it's a black fly in your chardonnay?

Or a... no. No, I refuse. I won't. Auuuuuuugh.
























Death row pardon, two minutes too late.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Hi darlings!

I'm going to waste my time one last time and then I'm bored with all of this. Here is the deal, you're welcome here in the lounge, everyone is really. We just have worked really hard to make this an accepting place for all folk and their respective sexualities.

Where this thread was derailed was in assuming that there wouldn't be people who might be attracted to a fat woman, or someone of a different sexuality, size, shape, or with different kinks. So whomever said it, got called out, or interrupted on their comment. No harm, no foul, but when you went on the defensive and continued with the asinine comments, well, it was always going to continue after that.

You should know, however that for the past 4 or 5 pages or so, we really have just been messing with you, or did you not notice the talk about dream penises?

To Ff, darling once you were kind to me, and so I will return that favor, now. Fd and I are not fighting because of what happened in the past. We, at one point forgave each other for both of our abhorrent treatment of one another and that was that. This is for his more recent sexist, homophobic, kink-shaming comments he's made to me and a few others, his refusal to apologize and his continued horrid behavior to that end.

I do apologize for my little rant, for the better part of the last year, I've been banned from engaging in any form with Fd. That little outburst was maybe my second comment ever to him directly for a very long time. For that I'm sorry.

To the rest of you, please continue to think that you're making anyone angry or upset, or this is some sort of flame war. It really isn't. Hence, dream penis, Dyke dropping ways, and the continued lyrics to Ironic.

By all means, you're welcome here.

Isn't it Ironic?

 

[Baelnorn]

We just have worked really hard to make this an accepting place for all folk and their respective sexualities.

Is that so? Then I guess your use of homosexuality as an insult here was... what exactly?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Is that so? Then I guess your use of homosexuality as an insult here was... what exactly?

Reading is not a strong suit of yours.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Is that so? Then I guess your use of homosexuality as an insult here was... what exactly?

Since you didn't parse out which part you are referencing, I'm guessing you mean my bit about sucking dicks.

Which I suppose you could make a case for being homophobic, but mostly what's interesting is that you took it as such, which given the construction of masculinity in it's current state, sucking any dick is an affront to your station as a straight male.

I personally find dick sucking of any person to be pretty hot. But if it would make you feel any better....

Would you rather suck my left ovary or a bag of ovaries?

 

[Baelnorn]

Reading is not a strong suit of yours.

Then explain it to the dumb little boy.

Because apparently, a woman saying something like "Would you rather suck each other's dicks or a bag of dicks?" to men is okay, but a man saying something like "Would you rather lick each other's cunts or a box of cunts?" to women was not.

Also:

I know. It's easier to just ignore the hard questions and act like they didn't happen.

Much irony.
Wow.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Babe, are you OK if I don't particularly want to suck either of your ovaries?

I mean, I will if you want, but its just not my thing.

I'm okay with it.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Then explain it to the dumb little boy.

Because apparently, a woman saying something like "Would you rather suck each other's dicks or a bag of dicks?" to men is okay, but a man saying something like "Would you rather lick each other's cunts or a box of cunts?" to women was not.

Also:

Much irony.
Wow.

Box of cunts! Tell me you wouldn't be like happy swimming in a box of cunts.. can you imagine?

Tiring though.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Then explain it to the dumb little boy.

Because apparently, a woman saying something like "Would you rather suck each other's dicks or a bag of dicks?" to men is okay, but a man saying something like "Would you rather lick each other's cunts or a box of cunts?" to women was not.

Also:

Much irony.
Wow.

I'm sorry, did you just accuse me of not answering the question you were in the middle of asking?

I feel dumber every time we have a conversation. I can't even imagine what inanity you'll vomit out next.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I'm sorry, did you just accuse me of not answering the question you were in the middle of asking?

I feel dumber every time we have a conversation. I can't even imagine what inanity you'll vomit out next.

Ruffles, be nice.
Some people aren't well versed in...some people are.. thinks how to say this nicely

Let Baelnorn have his say, I know he is trying very hard to.. he is trying very hard to understand!

Nods and grins

 

[Fish_Tales]

*shuffles in*

Page 15

*shuffles out*

 

[Miss_Vivi]

*shuffles in*

Page 14

*shuffles out*

15, fishiepantz.

 

[Fish_Tales]

15, fishiepantz.

I'm from the bush - when things get too hard, I chop wood, light a fire and drink beer.

I just lost count, that's all!

 

[Baelnorn]

Since you didn't parse out which part you are referencing, I'm guessing you mean my bit about sucking dicks.

Which I suppose you could make a case for being homophobic, but mostly what's interesting is that you took it as such, which given the construction of masculinity in it's current state, sucking any dick is an affront to your station as a straight male.

I personally find dick sucking of any person to be pretty hot. But if it would make you feel any better....

Would you rather suck my left ovary or a bag of ovaries?

1. Ovary != penis. Human biology 101. Therefore you should replace "sucking ovary" with "lick pussy".
2. A homophobe would certainly not write things like this:
   

   “Oh god…,” he moaned. Kevin’s eyes fluttered shut, and his head fell back as the man softly grabbed his cock and started stroking him. Kevin had never even thought about getting intimate with a member of his own sex, and yet here he was, unconsciously thrusting his cock into Axandar’s hand. Indeed, the touch was firm but gentle and felt… perfect. Wanking by himself couldn’t have possibly felt any better, and the young man’s shaft throbbed eagerly under his lover’s touch.

   So I guess you lose.
3. "Sucking cock" is often used as a degrading insult, because of the position this sexual practice is generally depicted to be performed in (one partner on the knees before the other), especially when directed at heterosexual men. And considering your choice of words for the rest of your posting, the intent clearly was insulting.
4. So much for your "the last time".

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

15, fishiepantz.

Fish got schooled!