The Great Would You Rather Thread.

[FuckFantasy]

I'm from the bush - when things get too hard, I chop wood, light a fire and drink beer.

I just lost count, that's all!

.... Shirtless, right?

*hopes*

 

[thestruggle]

Didn't I read something about how "dick" promotes the superiority of cis males without a derogatory connotation... and "cunt" connotes something sexual and insulting. Idk, something about the dichotomy between how effective the words are against the dominant group versus the subordinate group.

This thread.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Didn't I read something about how "dick" promotes the superiority of cis males without a derogatory connotation... and "cunt" connotes something sexual and insulting. Idk, something about the dichotomy between how effective the words are against the dominant group versus the subordinate group.

This thread.

So we're just going to act like women can read now?

 

[Baelnorn]

Didn't I read something about how "dick" promotes the superiority of cis males without a derogatory connotation... and "cunt" connotes something sexual and insulting.

Then how come calling someone a dick is an insult, and not a compliment?

 

[Fish_Tales]

.... Shirtless, right?

*hopes*

If the fire's warm enough....why not?



And.....

I saw more punning!!!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Shhhh...you are implying an inequality within our current structure and thats uncomfortable for many people (no matter how accurate) and we don't want to make people uncomfortable no matter what because remember, two wrongs don't make a right and two rights don't make a wrong, but three rights make a left.

And two Wright's made a plane!

 

[Miss_Vivi]

1. Ovary != penis. Human biology 101. Therefore you should replace "sucking ovary" with "lick pussy".
2. A homophobe would certainly not write things like this:
   So I guess you lose.
3. "Sucking cock" is often used as a degrading insult, because of the position this sexual practice is generally depicted to be performed in (one partner on the knees before the other), especially when directed at heterosexual men. And considering your choice of words for the rest of your posting, the intent clearly was insulting.
4. So much for your "the last time".

1. Darling you're wrong. Ovum and penis aren't clear analogs. They are similar in structure, but change in the third trimester to testis and only if the y chomosome is present, and even then it doesn't always change perfectly. You'd be better served to say ovum and testis are analogs, as the penis is clearly closer in structure to the clit, but even that isn't a perfect comparison. But the image of sucking ovaries is just to tempting to pass up!!!

2. I never called you a homophobe. I challenged your position as a straight male. And as you clearly quoted that piece of writing without giving me a way to check to see if it was your writing, doesn't exactly clear you of the whole 'not homophobic' comment.

3. You see it as an insult, and for that I'm sorry. It's a whole societal thing, but bringing a man to his knees with your tongue is pretty powerful. Just saying.

4. What can I say? I'm intrigued by your need to be right and to fight when it's obvious that I did try to make amends. I'm curious. Are you okay? Like for real. You've fought a couple of times in the lounge, yet I see that you created a thread for yourself here. It just seems like you're doing yourself a disservice by continuing to try and push back, and I sincerely hope it's not because you've been called out a couple of times in the lounge.

 

[FuckFantasy]

So we're just going to act like women can read now?

It's this schtick that grows old. You guys get so defensive and pull this out constantly, even in threads that have nothing to do with women, men, gender, sexuality, etc. It's like this weird Pavlovian reaction to anyone bringing up a counter point: "You disagree with me and/or my posse?! Must initiate anti-feminist satire! Because! You're sexist! Controlling! I see you! Let us mock you shamelessly! My feeliiiiiiings!"

 

[thestruggle]

And it's weird, you seem to have this knee-jerk reaction of attacking satirical responses to sexism. It's almost like you get have these feeeeliiinggs about people protesting. Weird. And saying that threads that have nothing to do with "women/men/gender/sexuality, etc" kind of seems like you're acting like those things just magically disappear into some kind of vacuum.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

It's this schtick that grows old. You guys get so defensive and pull this out constantly, even in threads that have nothing to do with women, men, gender, sexuality, etc. It's like this weird Pavlovian reaction to anyone bringing up a counter point: "You disagree with me and/or my posse?! Must initiate anti-feminist satire! Because! You're sexist! Controlling! I see you! Let us mock you shamelessly! My feeliiiiiiings!"

Whispers

Ff.. he's joking. He's not even serious. Like really. 90% of what he says? Is him fucking with everyone. Go back and take a look.

 

[Baelnorn]

And as you clearly quoted that piece of writing without giving me a way to check to see if it was your writing, doesn't exactly clear you of the whole 'not homophobic' comment.

How long have you been on the internet? Ever heard of anything like "Search"? As in: check my profile, click "last posts", find out which threads I've recently posted in, and search that thread for the names, or a sentence from the excerpt. I'm sure as the clever girl you are, you can figure it out (just goin' with the vibe here).

 

[thepoeticmaster2121]

Let it go

It's simple not enough people do it but some one really should in this thread

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

It's this schtick that grows old. You guys get so defensive and pull this out constantly, even in threads that have nothing to do with women, men, gender, sexuality, etc. It's like this weird Pavlovian reaction to anyone bringing up a counter point: "You disagree with me and/or my posse?! Must initiate anti-feminist satire! Because! You're sexist! Controlling! I see you! Let us mock you shamelessly! My feeliiiiiiings!"

I'm sorry, please don't mistake me for someone who cares.

This thread hasn't actually been about the shaming of body types or sexualities for a good while now. It's all about who is making the argument, and not even about the argument they're making. It's why FD stuck his face in the fan blades, and it's why you followed right behind him. It's why Baelnornhoweverhisnameisspelled is still posting here. He's still just upset that Tess dared to disagree with him in another thread, though his objection to this will be vigorous and contain nothing of value, I'm sure. It's why this thread had been playing "gotcha!" for multiple pages now.

So, I don't give a single fuck. I'm going to make jokes, because why not? Heels are dug in. Ridiculously terrible things have been said to people here ("show me on the bear where he touched you"), and the objection from people like you had been directed at those who... didn't say that. Seems reasonable.

So, save it. I'm not going to act like anyone is here now for anything other than going at the other side personally, and I don't really know why you would either. But that choice, of course, is yours. Even though you're a woman.

See what I did there?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

How long have you been on the internet? Ever heard of anything like "Search"? As in: check my profile, click "last posts", find out which threads I've recently posted in, and search that thread for the names, or a sentence from the excerpt. I'm sure as the clever girl you are, you can figure it out (just goin' with the vibe here).

Alright. But then you get to tell me why you're being so mean.

 

[Baelnorn]

Alright. But then you get to tell me why you're being so mean.

xD *gasps for air*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I so am!

giggles

Daddy we have to be all done here.

Baelnorn, you're welcome to stop by the lounge! You too FF!

 

[Baelnorn]

16!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Trust me. You don't want to go there. If you're white, you cannot be oppressed racially. If you're a white cisgender male, you cannot be oppressed on basis of gender. You can undergo discrimination - which, if you're a bigoted and ignorant jackass, you should experience as a challenge to your misguided ideology - but you cannot experience systematic oppression. It's not possible. So sit there and tell me that you've been so oppressed, so beaten down, so misunderstood. I'm not being sexist - I'm trying to balance the fucking scales, because even here on a forum that's about sexual freedom, men like you try to control my thoughts and my feelings. But I'm sure all of this is WAY over your head, so please, keep crying. I like my straight white cis male tears with cream and sugar, thanks.

Oh wow. You really just give me way too much to work with every time you talk.

Apparently you do not actually know or understand what oppression means. It can happen to anyone. It can happen for many different reasons. Have you tried being a white straight male? According to the logic you attempt to use frequently you cannot possibly understand something unless you are in that particular situation, so this means according to your own rules that you have no idea what it is like. Unless you are secretly a white male behind your keyboard, which is quite possible.

Moving on. I have a Caucasian skin tone, and I happen to like to use my sexual organs how they were intended by design. However I could just as easily fill out the next census card, or standardized test as Native American.

I was born with physical handicaps, spent most of my formative years in physical therapy just to be able to bridge the gap between myself and a normal individual of the same age group. Yes, I was born with physical retardation and everyone in my small little town knew it.

I was physically, and emotionally abused for even more years than it took me to overcome my physical hurdles just enough to appear 'normal' and not be a 'retard'

But no, I have no idea what it is like to be oppressed, or ill treated for something I cannot control. Obviously.

Again things you might know before you went off like a lose cannon and started screaming like a child.

Oh "I am balancing the scales" That is priceless. Who the fuck do you think you are? You don't get to balance the scales, kid. What you are doing is not balancing anything, it is you being a prissy, vengeful little girl who does not know how to handle her shit. Grow up. Life isn't fair, people are mean to you. You can sit there and use your anger to crusade against all of these horrible injustices that have been done you, or you can use them as fuel to push yourself to be a better person. You can't ever balance the scales, we don't do Eye for an eye in this country.

People are trying to control your mind? Seriously? This is one of the most ludicrous things I have seen. This is a text board. If you really have a problem with someone, or you don't like what they are saying you have lots of options. I've exercised several of them, they worked well. Hell even if you don't, are you so weak willed that someone can write something to you and it will alter your thought process? If that is the case you need some serious help, if not? This whole statement is just inane.

I really think you should have taken a deep breath before posting this one. You can see the hate and anger seething off the page and all it does is make you look petty, petulant, and a little crazy.

Not women, just me. Which is why I became uncomfortable and stopped responding to your PMs. I liked you as an individual, but between Asus's comments and your repeated come-ons, I distanced myself.

I'm just sad to see you in this thread. You're one of the most intellectually brilliant people here, a fantastic writer with a lot of skill. There's just so much anger and bullying from you here; it doesn't suit you. Your arguments would likely sway and open more minds if you delivered them with less vitriol and antagonism.

I agree with a great deal of this, but bolded the last part because that is so damned true! The truth is I often find myself agreeing with about.. 70% of what Vail has to say. She usually loses me when it becomes an over the top hate fest rather than an intelligent, well thought out point that can be debated.

Most conversations with Vail go like this.

V: "Women should be treated fairly, given equal rights, paid equally.... (I am summarizing here there is usually more substance.)

Other person: "I agree with what you are saying, I just think that you would get farther with less hate speech in your point"

V: "OMFG YOU ARE A RAPIST AND HATE WOMEN!"

And everyone in the lounge rolls their eyes as vail goes off again.

Hi darlings!

I'm going to waste my time one last time and then I'm bored with all of this. Here is the deal, you're welcome here in the lounge, everyone is really. We just have worked really hard to make this an accepting place for all folk and their respective sexualities.

Where this thread was derailed was in assuming that there wouldn't be people who might be attracted to a fat woman, or someone of a different sexuality, size, shape, or with different kinks. So whomever said it, got called out, or interrupted on their comment. No harm, no foul, but when you went on the defensive and continued with the asinine comments, well, it was always going to continue after that.

You should know, however that for the past 4 or 5 pages or so, we really have just been messing with you, or did you not notice the talk about dream penises?

To Ff, darling once you were kind to me, and so I will return that favor, now. Fd and I are not fighting because of what happened in the past. We, at one point forgave each other for both of our abhorrent treatment of one another and that was that. This is for his more recent sexist, homophobic, kink-shaming comments he's made to me and a few others, his refusal to apologize and his continued horrid behavior to that end.

I do apologize for my little rant, for the better part of the last year, I've been banned from engaging in any form with Fd. That little outburst was maybe my second comment ever to him directly for a very long time. For that I'm sorry.

To the rest of you, please continue to think that you're making anyone angry or upset, or this is some sort of flame war. It really isn't. Hence, dream penis, Dyke dropping ways, and the continued lyrics to Ironic.

By all means, you're welcome here.

Isn't it Ironic?

This is nicely put together. I wish key parts of it were true. The fact is people are welcome until they get on your bad side, or those of your friends. These guys were not even directing things at any of you and yet you felt the need to come in here and try to enforce your own belief system.

Guess what? I don't talk to you guys anymore unless someone opens their mouth first. Usuaully it is Mr. blind rage. Most of the time I ignore it, sometimes I find the topic worthy of debate, other times I just find it funny to raise his blood pressure.

Newsflash to anyone who is reading this. Cyber stalking is not "Welcoming" behavior.

You folks love when I use the word clique to describe you because you think it is so ill fitting just because you talk to some people who usually don't stick around, or the people who won't stand up to you. I can use that word, or I could use plenty of others. Just tell me which one you would like to hear. Gang. Hive mind. Sycophants

I'm pausing for someone to accuse me of "playing the victim" Another repetitive tactic used to try and pretend that your attempts to gang up and attack someone is not real.

Truth is it doesn't bother me any more. Notice how I usually ignore it? I am not a victim. In order to be a victim it has to bother me. I am simply pointing out a pattern of behavior.

The truth is I took some time away, reevaluated everything in my life from the ground up and found that those of you in the clique are really just not important to my life anymore. You made your choices, I made mine. The difference between us is I am the one who moved past it and let it go. I am not the one running around creating unprompted conflict.

You are correct on one thing Vivi. I did make some mistakes. HOWEVER I did apologize for them publicly. It is all still there for anyone to read. The truth is however I was the only one to apologize. No one else wanted to man or woman up and admit their fault. It takes two to tango, there is a reason most states don't have a "No Fault" law in regards to vehicular accidents. I admitted my flaws, did my best to make reparations. Now I have moved on and as far as I am concerned you guys can chase me around, or die in a fire I could really care either way.

Actions speak so much louder than words. You can call me all the names you want. Plenty of people see through the smoke and mirrors. If they don't? I don't care. Very few people here mean anything to me anymore. Those that do know who they are.

There. I know that was a lot to say, but well... I had 9 pages worth of tears to reply too. My internet was down yesterday. This is the last I will say on the matter.

Who asked the last "would you rather" question? It was lost in all the fighting.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

 

[Fish_Tales]

16!

Hey! That was my job!

OK, so that's actual irony right there!
Why?
Because this week, a 16th state legalized gay marriage!

(and, regardless of how you view whats happened in this thread, gender and sexuality certainly played a part...hence...irony)

I think we have 2 out of 7 - watch out, we're catching up! Although there have been noises of federal intervention - it seems democracy only works if you agree with the rule makers, which I invariably don't.

Oh - except when we have public holidays for horse races and cricket - then....I agree.

 

[Baelnorn]

If you're white, you cannot be oppressed racially.

Oh boy, I completely missed this gem. This is "men can't get raped"-level bullshit of highest quality.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

This all has so amused me. Here is where I come down. There is so much that could be offensive all over this site that the notion that someone might be considered fat is something that would cause this is laughable. One doth protest too mich, and I suspect I know why. Nevertheless, yeah....I'll own it....being fat is a disgusting epidemic in America that is within our control, and I include myself in this group. Know what has kept me healthy and somewhat within a reasonable weight, rather than going twinkie king and weighing 700lbs? The idea that I'd kind of like to hook up with hot girls during my life and they might not go for me if I'm a blimp. So shame me all you want....I find it can be useful. That said, I look around wherever I am, and people look like an advertisement for Diabetes. They whine and moan about shaming and why it is so hard to lose weight, meanwhile they can't do one chin up or a proper deadlift and therefore stop trying. Society here fucking stops trying, and guess what happens? Shit breaks down. The vast majority of people who are fat do not suffer from a faulty thyroid. No! They just fucking love gravy. So yeah.....put down the gravysicle, and walk a mile. In the meantime, I will always want to look at and see someone athletic and hot and closer to the potential of what a physical body is capable of being, than a Cheeto vacuum.

Fat girls unite all you want. I'm certain someone wants that. Not me. And I don't apologize for it, nor should I. Finish eating your cake, and then eat a dick if you don't like what I think. I do not care.

 

[Ragafiro]

I will start with three questions, beyond this point only one at a time please.

1. Would you rather have a super sexy gamer girlfriend/boyfriend, or 50, 000 bucks cash?

Cash, it will last longer..


2. Would you rather beat Eminem in a free style battle, or be the subject of taylor swifts next song?

Taylor Swift.

3. Would you rather have a brand new Ferrari, or a shitbox with a super model in it?

Ferrari. Average kinky freaky beats super model.

 

[musicankane]

Oh look. This is still happening. Someone just go get the fat chicks some happy meals so they can have new toys to play with.