The Kinky Travel Thread

FurryFury said:
I would highly recomend the place we stayed in while in New Orleans!

I stared at the ceiling a LOT more than I usually do!

See why:

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Fury :rose:

WOW.........cool place Miss Fury and here was I having all kinds of naughty thoughts before the picture scrolled here.......smiles
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
WOW.........cool place Miss Fury and here was I having all kinds of naughty thoughts before the picture scrolled here.......smiles

It really is! I will be posting MORE pictures of the suite we stayed in soon, hopefully!

Fury :rose:
 
saw_man1 said:
Here is a link to the Radisson in Valley Forge, PA. They have a group of "fantasy suites" on the top floor decorated around different themes. The hotel hosts conventions on a regular basis and I have stayed in the leather and lace room twice. The rooms are nothing extreme but they do set a better mood than the traditional Marriott. The hotel also notes that these rooms have no windows, for privacy reasons.


Radisson Valley Forge - Fantasy Suites

They look way cool! I wish I could blow up the pictures and scroll around the rooms 360 like.

Thanks for posting this info and link!

:kiss:

Fury :rose:
 
The bed was beautiful, comfortable and fuckarific!

Fury :rose:
 
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FurryFury said:
They look way cool! I wish I could blow up the pictures and scroll around the rooms 360 like.

Thanks for posting this info and link!

:kiss:

Fury :rose:

I called the hotels marketing department and they are going to see if they can get some photos with better resolution. If they can find them they promised to email them to me. I'll pass them along if they follow through.
 
FurryFury said:
Nope! It's a box of cheese and crackers.

Fury :rose:

Smart girl. From what I've read you were probably in need of quick infusions of energy. It seems like you had an "active" time there!
 
What an accommodating city

I am in Chattanooga, TN today and imagine my surprise when I found that they had an entire building just for us! What a great city.
 
saw_man1 said:
Smart girl. From what I've read you were probably in need of quick infusions of energy. It seems like you had an "active" time there!

Yes, I did need energy!

I took no candy with me.

I really was jonesing for chocolate mouse, cherries jubilee, pecan pie or something with strawberries though.

Fury :rose:

saw_man1 said:
I am in Chattanooga, TN today and imagine my surprise when I found that they had an entire building just for us! What a great city.

LOL!

I happen to know of a nice inn there with whirlpool tubs en suite. I haven't stayed there yet but some buds of mine do at least once a year.

*sighs*

I love Rock City, Gooney Golf, Lake Winnie and much more there.

Fury :rose:
 
Not kinky but:

I was in Vegas recently and this sign in front of the Las Vegas Hilton caught my eye.

I wonder if it was cold in the theater?
 
saw_man1 said:
I was in Vegas recently and this sign in front of the Las Vegas Hilton caught my eye.

I wonder if it was cold in the theater?

LOL!

I hope it's a good show!

I saw a show while on my recent trip that didn't have the authenticity and immediacy that I enjoy in a good play.

Fury :rose:
 
Sooooo. . .

Does anyone know if they really search cruise ship baggage these days?

I have a few toys I'd like to bring but um, I don't want to be found with them so I was just curious.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Sooooo. . .

Does anyone know if they really search cruise ship baggage these days?

I have a few toys I'd like to bring but um, I don't want to be found with them so I was just curious.

Fury :rose:

I wouldn't worry about it. Just take any batteries out. They have seen it all.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I wouldn't worry about it. Just take any batteries out. They have seen it all.

Thanks so much for your reply! :rose: I was beginning to think no one would answer my query.

Fury :rose:
 
Ebonyfire said:
I wouldn't worry about it. Just take any batteries out. They have seen it all.

Batteries don't really vibrate seriously enough anyway. *giggles*

I found cruising not to be very conducive to anything but taking pictures, hot tub-ing, spending money and eating a butt load of food!

I need to start exercising immediately, too bad I'm exhausted.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Batteries don't really vibrate seriously enough anyway. *giggles*

I found cruising not to be very conducive to anything but taking pictures, hot tub-ing, spending money and eating a butt load of food!

I need to start exercising immediately, too bad I'm exhausted.

Fury :rose:

I have never been on a cruise. I am more of a resort person. Like Hedonism II or III.

Eb
 
Ebonyfire said:
I have never been on a cruise. I am more of a resort person. Like Hedonism II or III.

Eb

I'm planning family trips on a budget. So far resorts don't figure into what we can do but I have looked into them many times!

A cruise is a resort of sorts, it's just on a BIG ship!

LOL.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
I'm planning family trips on a budget. So far resorts don't figure into what we can do but I have looked into them many times!

A cruise is a resort of sorts, it's just on a BIG ship!

LOL.

Fury :rose:


It is way different for families with growing children. My daughter is an adult and I do not have to consider her anymore. I just have to get Mr. Workaholic to go somewhere, lol.
 
Ebonyfire said:
It is way different for families with growing children. My daughter is an adult and I do not have to consider her anymore. I just have to get Mr. Workaholic to go somewhere, lol.

Amen!

I am working on a budget here. Not the kind of budget that most web sites and magazines think is cheap either but a tighter one!

*chuckles*

Right now I'm eyeing this potential hurricane to see if it will mess up my next trip.

*growl*

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Amen!

I am working on a budget here. Not the kind of budget that most web sites and magazines think is cheap either but a tighter one!

*chuckles*

Right now I'm eyeing this potential hurricane to see if it will mess up my next trip.

*growl*

Fury :rose:

I was a single parent with a mortgage and on shift work. I never went on a vacation for 13 years cause the budget didn't allow for it. So I definitely feel your pain, lol.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I was a single parent with a mortgage and on shift work. I never went on a vacation for 13 years cause the budget didn't allow for it. So I definitely feel your pain, lol.

Sounds like I've had it easier than you then.

*HUGS*

I think I'd go insane without my little trips! The one year I couldn't figure out how to take one was the year we bought the house. Everything is a bargin though, the trips, the house, everything. I tend to be very frugal.

Fury :rose:
 
What I LOVE about domestic travel by car is I can't bring MOST of my toys and not worry about anyone inspecting my baggage!

:D

Fury :rose:
 
http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,10291-1798449_2,00.html

The world's best hotels for dirty weekends
Need a naughty weekend away? Stephen Bleach reveals the world’s sauciest hotels

Room 800.001 at the Library, New York

The dirty weekend is on the danger list. According to a survey released last week, two-thirds of Britain’s couples haven’t had one in the past year: a quarter have never had one at all. The figures paint a graphic picture of a disturbing downward trend.

And we know why. We’re bored. Whenever a list of “sexy” hotels appears in the papers these days, it’s the same old bunch of celebrity hang-outs and slick designer haunts. It’s routine — and as any good sex therapist will tell you, routine is the deadly enemy of a good sex life. What we need is a little variety.

So, we’ve come up with a shamelessly eclectic selection of wicked weekends. There’s debauchery and romance, lusty log fires and priapic lighthouses, literary erotica and saucy cinema — something for every taste and occasion. Get out there and get frisky. The world’s a sinful place — and here’s where to get your share.

HOTEL PELIROCCO, Brighton
The traditional home of the dirty weekend has acquired a few stylish new hotels of late, but for sheer sauciness, none of them can match the Pelirocco. The most upfront room is Betty’s Boudoir, lined with pictures of the cult 1950s bondage starlet Betty Page and equipped with a pair of handcuffs attached to the leopard-print bed.

If that sounds a bit full-on, try the Bubble suite, with its circular bed ... and circular mirror on the ceiling above. When you’ve a spare moment, peruse the room-service menu: as well as traditional champagne and rose petals, it also lists various battery-operated appliances (batteries are included, thoughtfully) and a range of DVDs that would make even Betty blush.

Details: 01273 327055, www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk; doubles from £90, B&B, Betty’s Boudoir from £120.

COMBE HOUSE HOTEL, Gittisham, Devon
Lascivious gimmicks are all very well, but if your libido leans to the romantic rather than the raunchy, little can compare with a country-house hotel.

We choose Combe simply because it’s gorgeous — no spa, no pool, no designer names, just a perfectly intact Elizabethan manor in 3,500 secluded acres. It offers award-winning food and only 15 rooms: our favourites are the quirky Pitt, with its bed under a mullioned window; and the Willington, for the thought-provoking four-poster. Both are straight out of the pages of a racy period novel, with stunning views over a verdant valley where thoroughbreds roam free. So rip those bodices and get busy.

Details: 01404 540400, www.thishotel.com; doubles from £148, B&B, Willington from £320.

HOTEL DU VIN, Henley-on-Thames
Our readers love HdVs, telling us they’re stylish and good value, with a degree of character you wouldn’t expect in a chain. But you haven’t yet said they’re sexy. We can only assume that’s because not enough of you have stayed in the Dom Pérignon suite at Henley. The bed is a colossal 8ft x 8ft (and whatever anyone says, we know size matters), but that’s not the clincher — it’s the spectacular wet room that does it. Converted from the old brewing copper (the building originally produced Brakspear’s bitter), it has the biggest showers in the land: two heads, each of them an enormous 24in wide. Either is easily big enough for a couple to get clean and dirty simultaneously.

Details: 01491 848400, www.hotelduvin.com; doubles from £115, room-only, Dom Pérignon suite from £275.

WEST USK LIGHTHOUSE, Newport, Gwent
If you’re a sucker for obvious phallic symbolism, you’ve got to love a lighthouse. “West Usk is not as tall as most,” concede the owners, “but it’s considerably bigger in circumference.” You can’t argue with that. It’s been voted one of the most romantic B&Bs in the country, but it has a sensual side, too — specifically in room 9, where the water bed will, if you use it enthusiastically, mimic the motion of the ocean outside. Granted, the hotel is a touch ramshackle, but that adds to the charm: it’s also friendly and quirky (there’s a Dalek in the hall, for some reason), and, if you snuggle down between the 2ft-thick walls while the first of the autumn storms rages outside, the perfect love nest.

Details: 01633 810126, www.hotels.uk.com/westusklighthouse; room 9 £98, B&B.

BALINAKILL, Argyll
Real fires are sexy things. For every log you chuck on, another layer of clothing has to come off. Unfortunately, most hotels miss the point, confining their open fires to the public areas — not half so much fun. At Balinakill, though, 8 of the 11 rooms have their own real fires to romp by. “We’re surrounded by trees, so it seems a shame not to use them,” says the genial owner, Susan Macdiarmid. The place itself, an 1890s mansion with lovely views over to the island of Islay, is not as posh as Combe House, but it drips with oak panelling, polished wood floors and character. Hardy types can go fishing or deer-stalking, or walk the lovely coastline.

Details: 01880 740 206, www.balinakill.com; log-fire doubles from £90, B&B.

Continued on page 2: saucy hotels abroad

ABROAD

THE HOTEL, Lucerne
Being both Swiss and minimalist — an ardour-dampening double whammy — the Hotel sounds unpromising. But no: it’s genuinely friendly, genuinely stylish and sexy. With a touch of carnal inspiration, the French designer Jean Nouvel has printed film stills from arty erotic classics on the bedroom ceilings: Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris, Almodovar’s Matador and Buñuel’s That Obscure Object of Desire.

Details: Book through Design Hotels (00 800 37 46 83 57, www.designhotels.com); doubles from £155, room-only. Lucerne is 50 minutes by train from Zurich: British Airways (0870 850 9850, www.ba.com) flies to Zurich from Heathrow, Gatwick and Bristol; Swiss (0845 601 0956, www.swiss.com) flies from Heathrow, London City, Birmingham and Manchester.

DAR MOUASSINE, Marrakesh
If exotic means erotic, you can’t beat Marrakesh. It’s an Arabian Nights fantasy — rich, strange and just a 3-hour flight away: leave early afternoon and you’ll be there in time to watch the sunset turn the city walls blood-red from your rooftop terrace. There are dozens of riads (traditional lodgings in the old city) to choose from, and most are fabulous. We pick this one simply because it’s intimate (six rooms) and reasonably priced, but still luxurious, with four-posters, painted ceilings, thick walls and a satisfying feeling of antiquity: the subtlest of seductions.

Details: 00 212 44 44 52 87, www.darmouassine.com; doubles from £58, B&B. Both British Airways (see above) and Royal Air Maroc (www.royalairmaroc.com) fly direct to Marrakesh from Heathrow and Gatwick; Atlas Blue (www.atlas-blue.com) flies from Gatwick.

THE LIBRARY HOTEL,
New York
A library? Yawn. But this book-stuffed boutique hotel on Madison Avenue isn’t all worthiness and hush. The number 800.001 might mean little to most of us, but librarians will already have twigged: under the Dewey classification system, that’s Erotic Literature, and room 800.001 is packed full of it. Casanova’s autobiography, the Kama Sutra and a slew of other sensual classics line the walls, with erotic prints in between.

Details: 00 1 212 983 4500, www.libraryhotel.com; room 800.001 from £235, B&B. Continental (0845 607 6760, www.continental.com) flies from Gatwick, Belfast, Birmingham, Bristol, Glasgow and Manchester: from about £300 return.

THE PALMS, Las Vegas
Sin City has come over all family-friendly of late. Don’t be fooled: Vegas is still America’s prime den of iniquity. Strip shows, swingers’ clubs — not for nothing does the US porn industry hold its version of the Oscars here. There are trashy flophouses aplenty, but for wickedness with a little style, the Palms is the place.

It has the coolest nightclub, in Rain, and concerts at the Skin pool area, while the Ghost Bar overlooks the city, but for your own private party, splash the cash and get a Playpen on the 28th floor. They’re set up like pole-dancing clubs — proper dancefloor, disco lights, Bose sound system, mirrored ceilings — and the pole itself is (conveniently) right by the king-size bed. Sleazy? Only if you do it right.

Details: 00 1 702 942 7777, www.palms.com; doubles from £72, room-only, Playpens from £554. Virgin (0870 380 2007, www.virgin-atlantic.com) flies nonstop from Gatwick to Las Vegas: from about £550 return.
 
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