TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Endrura]

So how long will you be in Lago this time?

I love the balloon bike, that must have taken a lot of work.

Coffee

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I went and got in the Breakfast Grazing. It was okay.


The PM called.


I didn't even tell him . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So how long will you be in Lago this time?

I love the balloon bike, that must have taken a lot of work.

Coffee

It's down to 3 days. The trick is, which 3????


I did, too.


Later . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I jinxed it.
I told Wat he was never getting out of Lago...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home/Scrotel13. The one right up the road from Hell. Grazing. Went to the Grub KItteh and got some . . . grub.


No progress. Real discouragement. And I get no Sense of Urgency from the manglement gang.


The only improvement of late - besides being >< this close to the Other Job this morning - has been TURRuh. He's actually being helpful.


This is the kind of night where drinking dinner makes sense . . . .

 

[Endrura]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That would be Mayor Kitteh. He's a touch aggressive, I think, because I think he prefers women. That's who feed him.


That's who I talk to about him, too.


He was hanging out in front of the fudge store this afternoon.

 

[bellisarius]

Evening folks.

Not a shabby day at all today. Another one of those checking off a lot of trivial shit. But left unattended the trivial shit tends to become really big shit. Anyway, I'm going to reward myself with a steak.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'll reward myself with a steak when I get outta here.


But, according to Jinx Boy, that is my announcement that I'm coming out as a vegan.

 

[bellisarius]

So, you're being paid to do nothing. Sweet gig if you can get it but those kinds make me a little nervous.

 

[Kantarii]

So, you're being paid to do nothing. Sweet gig if you can get it but those kinds make me a little nervous.

Money for nothing and the chicks for free? Nothing wrong with that

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


More like, money for nothing and the chicks got no teeth. This is Appalachia after all, and some stereotypes did not originate in a vacuum. Unless it's a Privilged Group, but Appalachians would never qualify so . . . .


It makes me nervous, too, but the PM is threatening Unilateral Action. I think I can get behind that.


The coffee is good, regardless, and the sleep was good, too. Not as good as last night, however . . . .

 

[Kantarii]

I guess bellisarius and Spearechucker are gonna sleep late today.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I reckon it's possible.


I wasn't sure I was going to get back to sleep when I woke up at 2, but the alarm scared the Hell out of me when it went off.


Startled is probably a more apt description.


On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being a raving pissed-off lunatic, how disappointed will the PM be when he visits this morning?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is not that anger and desire are inherently evil or that we should feel ashamed when they arise. It is a matter of seeing them as the delusions that they are: distorted conceptions that paint a false picture of reality. They are negative because they lead to unhappiness and confusion.

Kathleen McDonald, How to Meditate


Of course, Allah knows that Litsters as a rule would prefer something called How to Medicate.


The leading cause of depression is realizing that Allah won't do your will.

 

[Kantarii]

I reckon it's possible.


I wasn't sure I was going to get back to sleep when I woke up at 2, but the alarm scared the Hell out of me when it went off.


Startled is probably a more apt description.


On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being a raving pissed-off lunatic, how disappointed will the PM be when he visits this morning?

Let’s go with mediocre.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Let’s go with mediocre.

Like when Mom used to say, "I'm not angry, I'm just hurt."



Or some-such other passive-aggressive nonsense.



If we could just get the last remaining smear of shit to unstick from the bottom of the toilet bowl and to swirl on down, everyone would be a lot more content.



Enlightenment is still lightyears away, however . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

This is a really scary assault rifle. You can put a pig sticker on it. It should be banned.


I didn't really sleep in as much as it is just taking me a while to get my act in order.

 

[Kantarii]

This is a really scary assault rifle. You can put a pig sticker on it. It should be banned.


I didn't really sleep in as much as it is just taking me a while to get my act in order.

Time to stiffen up the coffee.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I've had half a cup, maybe after a second cup.



At least I was not drug out of sleep by barking dachshund.

 

[Kantarii]

I've had half a cup, maybe after a second cup.



At least I was not drug out of sleep by barking dachshund.

My cat was scratching on the back door at 4am. ready to eat. You’d think there was a Tiger outside.

 

[SpeareChucker]

4AM is a damned good time to be hunting for rodents...



Just sayin'.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My M1 scares me to sleep every night I'm under the same roof as it.


I wonder how many of my "neighbors" I annoy when I fire up the bike early of a Saturday morning..


Okay, I don't really, because I'm self-absorbed enough not to give a diddle-fuck.

 

[Kantarii]

4AM is a damned good time to be hunting for rodents...



Just sayin'.

My cat would eat Baltimore outta house and home killing rodents and still be hungry

 

[SpeareChucker]

This is why I do not like neighbors, and why I live where they are not too terribly close.