What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[Wonderer67]

Backing my pickup thru the woods on a trail on our property. Being super cautious, going fairly slow, looking at both side and rear view mirror, going fine, going fine, then CRUNCH.

Hit something, don’t know what. Woke up.

 

[Tallcajun]

You folks have some vivid dreams!
I rarely remember mine.

Lately, they are usually work related about how far behind me and my team are with book work. Pleasant or erotic dreams elude me.

 

[Bisexguy70]

I dreamed i was in an empty office my company is renovating. I got on all fours and waited. A buddy of mine came in and i begin to suck his cock using the empy building for a good secret meeting place. Another guy saw us, then joined in on the fun

 

[Wonderer67]

two dreams I remembered from last nite.

I was in a class. The instructor was using one of those old overhead projectors with images premade on them. No one could read the font in the lower right and I was sitting in the front right of the classroom, so I was reading it out load for the whole class. I could see the image of my reading glasses on my head on the screen.

An army dream - was the gunner in an abrams tank (my last position before I separated) and we were going through an urban area. I was traversing the turret back and forth looking for any bad guys as we drove up this road.

Huge blast occurred- an rpg or ied -wasn’t sure which. It was a helluva blast and we were trying to assess how bad it was. No panic, just trying to figure out what systems were working and what wasn’t.

 

[Wonderer67]

Preface: I’m on vacation this week and had ice cream last night…

I’m working at an ice cream and coffee place. It’s mostly empty except for a few tables and I am waiting on two very attractive women.

They both want the cum special (I am not making this up) so I get their ice cream from around the counter and bring it out and start jerking off on one of the cups of ice cream. It takes me just a minute to blow my load and make a nice cum ice cream for the first woman who is blonde. Her friend has to wait… I explain ”a few minutes, my refractory period” I’m not panicked but just trying to serve these two women and they’re totally cool with it taking a few minutes more.

I have no idea what this means.

 

[seela]

I was visiting the Russian embassy and got into a very heated discussion with Sergey Lavrov about the multiethnicity and Russification of the USSR. Sergey called me a bitch because I was being a little sassy and then tried to take my phone and force feed me chicken with a built in listening device. When it didn’t work out, he showed me videos of how the USSR had murdered the president of the IMF in the 70s using a hypnotized maid who hid in a bookshelf after the murder and still lives there.

I knew I wouldn’t have long to live after seeing the murder videos, so I ran and went looking for a door so I could escape the embassy. A bunch of hypnotizes cooks ran after me waving their knives like robots and Sergey yelled that I’m so out of shape that I wouldn’t be able to run for long anyway, so it’s better I just accept my fate of being murdered by a horde of hypnotized cooks.

That’s when I woke up. I really should start working out in case I ever have to escape Sergey Lavrov and his brigade of cooks. There were lots more details in the dream, but I tried to keep the explanation short and within the 5 sentence limit. What a cool, bizarre and scary dream.

 

[Wonderer67]

This was my wife’s dream from a few nights ago.

I had a very long penis (trust me, that is a dream ) And next to it there was a stem and on the top of it, I had another penis and also a vulva.

The rule was the penis could fuck someone else or the vulva could get fucked by someone else but they could not fuck each other.

My wife is not into tentacle porn, but that is one fucked up dream. Perhaps the stars were right.

 

[twister947]

This was my wife’s dream from a few nights ago.

I had a very long penis (trust me, that is a dream ) And next to it there was a stem and on the top of it, I had another penis and also a vulva.

The rule was the penis could fuck someone else or the vulva could get fucked by someone else but they could not fuck each other.

My wife is not into tentacle porn, but that is one fucked up dream. Perhaps the stars were right.

What the hell are you guys growing out there on Green Acres?

 

[Wonderer67]

What the hell are you guys growing out there on Green Acres?

I cannot take credit for this dream. It’s even too wacky for me.

 

[seela]

I tried to figure out how send cookies as an email attachment. I tried to scan them and was shocked they turned into a pdf and weren’t real cookies. I also tried to find a computer with a CD drive so that I could use that to get them on the computer.

I had specifically baked cookies with cherry and lemon fillings to send. And why did I want to send cookies as an email attachment you ask? To bribe the parliament, of course.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I tried to figure out how send cookies as an email attachment. I tried to scan them and was shocked they turned into a pdf and weren’t real cookies. I also tried to find a computer with a CD drive so that I could use that to get them on the computer.

I had specifically baked cookies with cherry and lemon fillings to send. And why did I want to send cookies as an email attachment you ask? To bribe the parliament, of course.

I immediately thought @graceanne had gotten something on you and was pressuring you.

I had this dream that kept annoying me and waking me up and the restarting on the same theme: In the dreams an old coworker that I don’t socialize with privately in the waking world, was a neighbour that we were more social with because of the working relationship and having kids the same age.
In dreamland she had a just pre teen son of the kind that kicks dogs and pulls wings of flies but behaves like a little angel when the parents are watching.
All of the dream fragments were about this frustrating feeling of trying to get the parents to see the problem that they didn’t want to see and protecting others around him.
I hate when I get stuck in a dream loop like that. I can usually ”get myself out” and resolve the dream by lucid dreaming but this time I just kept falling right back into the dream.

 

[Wonderer67]

And why did I want to send cookies as an email attachment you ask? To bribe the parliament, of course.

Seela - I love how your dreams often have these political backdrops.

I hate when I get stuck in a dream loop like that. I can usually ”get myself out” and resolve the dream by lucid dreaming but this time I just kept falling right back into the dream.

Sorry this happened. It can be a really unsettling way to start the day… hopefully it will quickly be forgotten.

 

[seela]

I immediately thought @graceanne had gotten something on you and was pressuring you.

I had this dream that kept annoying me and waking me up and the restarting on the same theme: In the dreams an old coworker that I don’t socialize with privately in the waking world, was a neighbour that we were more social with because of the working relationship and having kids the same age.
In dreamland she had a just pre teen son of the kind that kicks dogs and pulls wings of flies but behaves like a little angel when the parents are watching.
All of the dream fragments were about this frustrating feeling of trying to get the parents to see the problem that they didn’t want to see and protecting others around him.
I hate when I get stuck in a dream loop like that. I can usually ”get myself out” and resolve the dream by lucid dreaming but this time I just kept falling right back into the dream.

It’s awful when that happens. I have a reoccurring dream and when it begins, I know what’s going to happen but I can never change the dream and not even wake myself up until I’m at a certain point in the dream. And then when I sleep again, the dream usually returns, either picks up from where I left off or starts from the beginning again.

Here’s hoping you’ll have nicer dreams the next night!

And how cool would it be to have Gracie demand cookies in my dream.

Seela - I love how your dreams often have these political backdrops.


Sorry this happened. It can be a really unsettling way to start the day… hopefully it will quickly be forgotten.

It’s an occupational hazard.

 

[Wonderer67]

Got up at five, read and posted on lit and then fell asleep for about 45 minutes and just had this crazy dream:

I am the author Charles Bukowski and I lived in a brick two-story apartment on the top floor. There was a outside stairway leading to the back door and a woman came up to see me. We were chatting and there were these kids throwing rocks and sticks and stones outside in the “yard”. Then they threw a rock through one of the windows in the downstairs apartment. It wasn’t my place but I figured shit they’re going to break my windows next.

I yelled like holy hell at them and they went running off and finished the discussion with the woman.

Meaning?

 

[IrisAlthea]

I have a reoccurring dream and when it begins, I know what’s going to happen but I can never change the dream and not even wake myself up until I’m at a certain point in the dream

I used to have a recurring dream in my late teens. I might have talked about it before.
I was walking through my town at night and a young man was following me. The man was very handsome and looked a bit like an aquaintance but for some reason I was really scared that he’d carch up with me.
I went to my friends house, where I often slept at weekends when her parents were away. I would stand by the upstairs windows and look out at him waiting down there for me to cone down and open.
I’d wake up at 3 in the morning in a cold sweat at least a couple of times a week from that dream and it didn’t stop until I managed to get myself to turn around and confront him in the dream. Then it kind of lost power.

I am the author Charles Bukowski

That is automatically a cool dream.

 

[Tallcajun]

I tried to figure out how send cookies as an email attachment. I tried to scan them and was shocked they turned into a pdf and weren’t real cookies. I also tried to find a computer with a CD drive so that I could use that to get them on the computer.

I had specifically baked cookies with cherry and lemon fillings to send. And why did I want to send cookies as an email attachment you ask? To bribe the parliament, of course.

If you ever get that one figured out, PLEASE let me know!!

 

[seela]

If you ever get that one figured out, PLEASE let me know!!

Well I never did find the CD drive I was looking for so I don’t know if that method would have worked. If anyone has a CD drive and tries this, I’m interested to learn the outcome.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Well I never did find the CD drive I was looking for so I don’t know if that method would have worked. If anyone has a CD drive and tries this, I’m interested to learn the outcome.

I’d say some kind of 3D printer fax-like set up, would do the trick?

 

[seela]

I interned in a really fancy restaurant that was only accessible by a hot air balloon. My job there was to flambé and it was done with the fire breathing method. Different fuel mixtures were used to give the food unique flavors. The most popular one was lager and toothpaste. I had to eat some really minty toothpaste and take a swig of lager and then blow the mixture over the flame of a candle to achieve the perfect flambé with a nice, minty finish.

 

[Wonderer67]

I was in the garden with someone here on lit. We were inspecting spaghetti squash, choosing the best ones and picking them. We put them in boxes and then put those boxes in larger boxes.

 

[seela]

I was in the garden with someone here on lit. We were inspecting spaghetti squash, choosing the best ones and picking them. We put them in boxes and then put those boxes in larger boxes.

I hope it was me, this sounds so relaxing!

 

[IrisAlthea]

I spent my dreams with this guy we used to hang out with, many years ago, mostly just seeing each others at clubs, in bars, parties with friends we had in common.
He and I used to talk about books and writing a lot, in addition to the usual drinking and repartee that take place in those settings but he complained to my husband that I tend to look at people like I could see right through them and mumbled something about witch trials.
He moved away for a while and these days we are facebook friends who don’t really use facebook very much and stay and talk for a rather long time if we bump in to each other now that he’s back in town.
In the dream, he was following me around everywhere and got annoyed and turned around and confronted him about it when he was following me in a restaurant with another girl. She then says that they were admiring my legs and what exercises do I use for my calves, which totally throws me off and we end up discussing different ways of doing toe raises.
I woke up confused, with sore calves.

 

[seela]

I spent my dreams with this guy we used to hang out with, many years ago, mostly just seeing each others at clubs, in bars, parties with friends we had in common.
He and I used to talk about books and writing a lot, in addition to the usual drinking and repartee that take place in those settings but he complained to my husband that I tend to look at people like I could see right through them and mumbled something about witch trials.
He moved away for a while and these days we are facebook friends who don’t really use facebook very much and stay and talk for a rather long time if we bump in to each other now that he’s back in town.
In the dream, he was following me around everywhere and got annoyed and turned around and confronted him about it when he was following me in a restaurant with another girl. She then says that they were admiring my legs and what exercises do I use for my calves, which totally throws me off and we end up discussing different ways of doing toe raises.
I woke up confused, with sore calves.

I bet the secret is all the uneven cobble stone.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I bet the secret is all the uneven cobble stone.

Haha, especially combined with running around in way too high heels over the years.

 

[twister947]

I was awakened by my wife calling my name.
She's in Houston; I'm not. Nobody here but me. Is it Halloween yet?