MathGirl
Cogito
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- Aug 4, 2002
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Arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh
Dear Shing and MM,
Thank you for your support. It isn't easy being locked in this mad woman's basement with all the torture implements. Thank God I can get to her computer and communicate with caring, supportive people like you.
Have you ever been flogged? Well, let me tell you, it can completely ruin your morning. The actual flogging was bad enough, but having vodka poured over the open wounds .... Well, that really made my eyes water. Cheap vodka, too. Adds insult to injury. At least she could have used Stoli.
As bad as being bolted to that wall by my ears is, I'm trying to look on the bright side. That's me, the eternal optimist.
I've been plagued by athlete's foot for years, and that blowtorch to the feet cleared it right up.
Dandruff? Not any more. The head shaving followed by the hot tar eliminated it in one treatment. I sure wish the iron hat with the tightening device had stuck to that tar. Then she wouldn't have had to nail it on. Oh, well, I guess I shouldn't complain.
Oh, no! Here she comes. Gotta get back onto the wall. She's bringing my lunch. Same thing, every day, fresh ....... Well, at least it's a warm meal.
Bye for now,
D fiant
Ps. Arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
Dear Shing and MM,
Thank you for your support. It isn't easy being locked in this mad woman's basement with all the torture implements. Thank God I can get to her computer and communicate with caring, supportive people like you.
Have you ever been flogged? Well, let me tell you, it can completely ruin your morning. The actual flogging was bad enough, but having vodka poured over the open wounds .... Well, that really made my eyes water. Cheap vodka, too. Adds insult to injury. At least she could have used Stoli.
As bad as being bolted to that wall by my ears is, I'm trying to look on the bright side. That's me, the eternal optimist.
I've been plagued by athlete's foot for years, and that blowtorch to the feet cleared it right up.
Dandruff? Not any more. The head shaving followed by the hot tar eliminated it in one treatment. I sure wish the iron hat with the tightening device had stuck to that tar. Then she wouldn't have had to nail it on. Oh, well, I guess I shouldn't complain.
Oh, no! Here she comes. Gotta get back onto the wall. She's bringing my lunch. Same thing, every day, fresh ....... Well, at least it's a warm meal.
Bye for now,
D fiant
Ps. Arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh