MathGirl
Cogito
- Joined
- Aug 4, 2002
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Jeeeeeeeezuzzzzuh! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hi, everyone. Just me again, sneaking out a message on the mad woman's computer. I've been in this dungeon for a long time, you know. I'm still hoping to be RESCUED. I hate to be a pest, but you promised to send HELP, and I've seen no sign of RESCUE. I certainly hope you wonderful people haven't forgotten me.
Well, after over sixty continuous hours, the mad woman shut off the preachers in the speakers attached to my iron hat. If I ever hear another good ol' boy scream "Jeeeeeeeeeezzuzzzuh," it will drive me mad. Mad, I tell you. Mad, mad, MAD. Hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm still strapped into the special chair with my you-know-whats hanging down through the hole in the seat. At random intervals, the you-know-whats get a sharp rap from below with a ping pong paddle. It's hard to sleep or really relax, never knowing when you're going to get a whack on the you-know-whats. I'm getting used to it, though, and I seem to be developing callouses on my you-know-whats.
My worst fears were realized. Last night, after she shut off the preachers, the mad woman put the TV set right in front of my chair. Then she nailed my ears to the back of the chair so I can't turn my head. My eyelids are held open with duct tape, so I'm forced to stare at the TV set at all times. Then, horror of horrors, she put on a long VCR tape. It's almost too terrible to relate, but I'm going to watch "Oprah" continuously for the rest of the week. No breaks for sleep, flogging, or even the anthill. "Oprah" 24/7, and I can't even close my eyes or turn my head away. The speakers in my iron hat pick up the sound very nicely. I get all the shouts, screams, sobs, and cries in stereo. Loud.
I know I won't be able to take it for very long. I'll finally snap. It's enough to drive me mad! Mad, I tell you. Mad, mad, MAD. Hahahahahahahaha
Oh, gosh, here comes the mad woman. I'd better get back in my chair.
D fiant
Ps. Jeeeeeeeezuzzzzzzzzzuh!
Pps. Hahahahahahahahaha
Hi, everyone. Just me again, sneaking out a message on the mad woman's computer. I've been in this dungeon for a long time, you know. I'm still hoping to be RESCUED. I hate to be a pest, but you promised to send HELP, and I've seen no sign of RESCUE. I certainly hope you wonderful people haven't forgotten me.
Well, after over sixty continuous hours, the mad woman shut off the preachers in the speakers attached to my iron hat. If I ever hear another good ol' boy scream "Jeeeeeeeeeezzuzzzuh," it will drive me mad. Mad, I tell you. Mad, mad, MAD. Hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm still strapped into the special chair with my you-know-whats hanging down through the hole in the seat. At random intervals, the you-know-whats get a sharp rap from below with a ping pong paddle. It's hard to sleep or really relax, never knowing when you're going to get a whack on the you-know-whats. I'm getting used to it, though, and I seem to be developing callouses on my you-know-whats.
My worst fears were realized. Last night, after she shut off the preachers, the mad woman put the TV set right in front of my chair. Then she nailed my ears to the back of the chair so I can't turn my head. My eyelids are held open with duct tape, so I'm forced to stare at the TV set at all times. Then, horror of horrors, she put on a long VCR tape. It's almost too terrible to relate, but I'm going to watch "Oprah" continuously for the rest of the week. No breaks for sleep, flogging, or even the anthill. "Oprah" 24/7, and I can't even close my eyes or turn my head away. The speakers in my iron hat pick up the sound very nicely. I get all the shouts, screams, sobs, and cries in stereo. Loud.
I know I won't be able to take it for very long. I'll finally snap. It's enough to drive me mad! Mad, I tell you. Mad, mad, MAD. Hahahahahahahaha
Oh, gosh, here comes the mad woman. I'd better get back in my chair.
D fiant
Ps. Jeeeeeeeezuzzzzzzzzzuh!
Pps. Hahahahahahahahaha