❓ PLP Inquires II ❓

[Whiskeyjack]

My Nana bought me a box of stationery. Very thoughtful. Very sweet.
Except every item was embellished with the words "Jesus Loves You"

I'm a minister and even I wouldn't use those.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm a minister and even I wouldn't use those.

Yeah they mysteriously disappeared. So strange..

 

[LadyLascivious1]

12.24.24

Alright pervs, confession time.
What's the worst Christmas gift you ever received??

This creepy looking hand shaped ashtray embellished with gold accents. Not only was it heinously affronting to anyone with vision, I don’t smoke and never have

I’m contemplating charging a very old phone to see if I can recover pictures to share

 

[Neanderthal247]

12.24.24

Alright pervs, confession time.
What's the worst Christmas gift you ever received??

No gift is the worst, every gift is something I wouldn't have had otherwise, without me buying it. For me it's the thought, I appreciate what I get and don't mind not getting gifts.

 

[Azuldrgon]

12.24.24

Alright pervs, confession time.
What's the worst Christmas gift you ever received??

Underwear and socks when I was a kid every year.
Fruit of a loom briefs and cheap socks.
All he could do for those. Didn't know about boxers until I was married.

 

[AuntieDisco]

My wife's grandfather gave me a can of peas that was 8 years expired.
Dementia is a bitch.

The worst Christmas gift that I've ever received from someone of sound mind?
I seem to remember getting a Backstreet Boys CD from one of my aunts and thinking, "Wow, you don't know me at all." But I smiled and thanked her politely. It's probably still in the shrinkwrap.

You should’ve looked her in the eyes and said ‘oh my God we’re back again….’

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No gift is the worst, every gift is something I wouldn't have had otherwise, without me buying it. For me it's the thought, I appreciate what I get and don't mind not getting gifts.

I respectfully disagree. Some gifts are given as a message.

My grandmother very much preferred her other grandchildren to my sister and I. One year while they all got nice gifts (name brand clothes, toys, etc), I got a pair of used slippers and she got a box of blueberry muffin mix. We smiled and were grateful but ... gifts can be weapons too.

The same with a partner too careless to get you something you want, you can actually wear, etc. I'd rather get nothing than a physical representation of how little someone cares.

Not calling you out or anything! Promise. I know what you mean but just offering a different POV.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The same with a partner too careless to get you something you want, you can actually wear, etc. I'd rather get nothing than a physical representation of how little someone cares.

What if the thing your partner wants you to actually wear is nothing?

I'll see myself out.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

But if we're talking funny bad - I did get a laptop bag from my then fiance for my non existent laptop. I hoped the laptop was in another box but ... alas! I felt too guilty to donate so I carried it through life until last year. Lol.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I respectfully disagree. Some gifts are given as a message.

My grandmother very much preferred her other grandchildren to my sister and I. One year while they all got nice gifts (name brand clothes, toys, etc), I got a pair of used slippers and she got a box of blueberry muffin mix. We smiled and were grateful but ... gifts can be weapons too.

The same with a partner too careless to get you something you want, you can actually wear, etc. I'd rather get nothing than a physical representation of how little someone cares.

Not calling you out or anything! Promise. I know what you mean but just offering a different POV.

1 of the good things of growing up very poor is, no one spend any money to be mean to me.


What you are describing is horrible and sorry that happened.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

1 of the good things of growing up very poor is, no one spend any money to be mean to me.


What you are describing is horrible and sorry that happened.

That's a beautiful silver lining!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What if the thing your partner wants you to actually wear is nothing?

I'll see myself out.

Were you a good boy?

 

[sallysparrow23]

The same with a partner too careless to get you something you want, you can actually wear, etc. I'd rather get nothing than a physical representation of how little someone cares.

Yeah this was my situation with the Christmas tree lights. The lights went out on our tree, he hadn't gotten me a gift yet, and so I got about 10 boxes of lights all wrapped up so I could redecorate the tree. Thoughtful? I...Guess? Lol. I wasn't super thrilled about it but I guess it was something.

 

[TomTeacher19]

A student one time gave me an oven hot pad that she had knit herself. Which was a sweet idea. But it had many large gaps in it. The stuffing - which was very flammable - was falling out of all these holes and it would be impossible to hold anything without your finger or hand touching whatever cooking dish you used through the holes. Yes it was a hot pad that would burn your hand and then catch on fire.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Were you a good boy?

Nope! Definitely made the naughty list.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

01.08.25 (happy new year! )

(suggested)

If you were going to have a threesome with any two historical figures (assuming all modern day cleanliness standards), who would you chose from the annals of history?

Bonus points for visual aids!

 

[AlpineFresco]

01.08.25 (happy new year! )

(suggested)

If you were going to have a threesome with any two historical figures (assuming all modern day cleanliness standards), who would you chose from the annals of history?

Bonus points for visual aids!

The whats of history?
Oh!

 

[GhostOfFAS]

01.08.25 (happy new year! )

(suggested)

If you were going to have a threesome with any two historical figures (assuming all modern day cleanliness standards), who would you chose from the annals of history?

Bonus points for visual aids!

Simonetta Vespucci
And

Hedy Lamarr

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Ok this was actually a pretty hard question but...

I'm going Anne Boelyn (ass so good you seperate a nation from it's church - yes please)

And Harry Houdini (he's a looker and good with ropes and probably his fingers )

 

[sallysparrow23]

Charlie Chaplin

and

Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Simonetta Vespucci

Hey, I'm wearing her on my feet today!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Call me crazy, but I think me and Martha Washington could help Medusa out.

I think Medusa is just looking for a little love and I think Martha was tough as balls. With a couple of mirrors and a little teamwork, we could solve this whole thing and have a very pleasant evening.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Hey, I'm wearing her on my feet today!
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Get your feet off my girl!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

As for my answers, I'll go with Eleanor of Aquitaine... royal, rich, and beautiful, with nice, full dick-sucking lips (that's what history remembers her for, right?)


And Sappho of Lesbos.
The ancient world didn't necessarily regard her strictly as a lesbian. That's a more modern connotation. She was more likely pansexual, with a reputation for simply having a fervent sexual appetite for a variety of people. Sign me up for that!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Call me crazy, but I think me and Martha Washington could help Medusa out.

I think Medusa is just looking for a little love and I think Martha was tough as balls. With a couple of mirrors and a little teamwork, we could solve this whole thing and have a very pleasant evening.

I'm going to doc you 1pt for Medusa unless you can cite the historical era she existed