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TXRafe said:
i am thinking about a post i read and how interested i am in the psychology behind sexuality. so many needs and decisions and regrets and guilt and pleasure from something none of us really understand in even ourselves. i find those motivations so interesting and arousing. the annoying part of me wants to put in my two cents, but i know that it's probably not welcomed or even wanted. where does all this guilt come from? i think the best thing anyone can do is start to simply accept yourself for who you are, be honest about it to yourself and to others, and simply be free, acting with the best of intentions. too deep? sorry... 😂
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Nominated for going deep.

Even though I liked it…
 
I can literally hear the clicking of you all refreshing this thread, desperate to hear who the big winner is. The time has come. The esteemed Panel of Judge has sent up the white smoke and another wanker has been identified, forever enshrined in the anals.

How long can I keep your attention? Hrm. What can I put in the needless scroll??


















You came this far. Keep going.










Did you realize all these things you learned in primary school would be totally useless by the time you were reading the Wanker of the Week thread?


1) How to drop an egg without breaking it
2) Pi beyond 3 digits
3) Playing a recorder
4) Memorizing the periodic table
5) Cursive
6) Long division
7) Using a card catalog
8) Making a volcano with baking soda and vinegar
9) Parts of a cell
10) Dissecting frogs











Okay. i get it. Your scroll finger is tired.





And with that, this wanker is a newcomer to the nom pool. They seem quite confused about what a furry is and combined the words manky and vag in a way that grossed out many of our contestants.

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Congratulations @Qky75, you have outwanked a strong field this week and are awarded with the jack-off-o-lantern to display proudly on your mantle. I have high expectations for your acceptance speech. I would suggest going through the thread and catching up on some of the greatest ones in the history of this prestigious award.
 
Thank you! Thank you all. Id like to take this moment to thank a few of the people without whom none of this would have been possible.

First to @crazychemgirl for actually using the words manky and vag together. I shall accept this award in her stead.

Secondly, to @BrendaBear for being as twisted as I and dragging me into this fortunate misunderstanding of which I am truly honored.
 
WotWTaylorsVersion said:
I can literally hear the clicking of you all refreshing this thread, desperate to hear who the big winner is. The time has come. The esteemed Panel of Judge has sent up the white smoke and another wanker has been identified, forever enshrined in the anals.

How long can I keep your attention? Hrm. What can I put in the needless scroll??


















You came this far. Keep going.










Did you realize all these things you learned in primary school would be totally useless by the time you were reading the Wanker of the Week thread?


1) How to drop an egg without breaking it
2) Pi beyond 3 digits
3) Playing a recorder
4) Memorizing the periodic table
5) Cursive
6) Long division
7) Using a card catalog
8) Making a volcano with baking soda and vinegar
9) Parts of a cell
10) Dissecting frogs











Okay. i get it. Your scroll finger is tired.





And with that, this wanker is a newcomer to the nom pool. They seem quite confused about what a furry is and combined the words manky and vag in a way that grossed out many of our contestants.

View attachment 2411708
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Congratulations @Qky75, you have outwanked a strong field this week and are awarded with the jack-off-o-lantern to display proudly on your mantle. I have high expectations for your acceptance speech. I would suggest going through the thread and catching up on some of the greatest ones in the history of this prestigious award.
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Congratulations @Qky75 on your virginal wanker win.
I am a little concerned, however, by this week's trophy.
Please do not be influenced to go around sticking your wang into your neighbour's carved pumpkins.
Remember that this is spooky season, not creepy season.
 
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