🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wriggle]

Dickheads.

I voted for you every time a link appeared.

 

[Grant55]

If anyone wants to know how many votes they got…

Grant55

0

I'm positive...I think.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, in reality, Miz won this. He is the benefactor of all Mindy's wanking, sooo I wouldn't feel too bad.
(Although the original autocorrect version wasn't wrong).

 

[Mrtenant]

Lit has spoken, you are the panel of Judge. It is now official. With a massive 714 votes put your hands together for your Wanker of the Year….









































@MindYaBitness

The wanker that campaigned like a pro, wanked like a pro and is a true Wanker All-Star.

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Yay I won.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You named a fish…Chad?

That’s maybe the most surprising bit of information I know about you

Could have be worse. He could have named it Chum...

 

[Lmizzler]

I mean, in reality, Miz won this. He is the benefactor of all Mindy's wanking, sooo I wouldn't feel too bad.
(Although the original autocorrect version wasn't wrong).

 

[Grant55]

Really?

I mean, she ran a great campaign but...

Stop deflecting

 

[Lmizzler]

Really?

I mean, she ran a great campaign but...

Stop deflecting

More like this…

 

[LostHorizon]

Lit has spoken, you are the panel of Judge. It is now official. With a massive 714 votes put your hands together for your Wanker of the Year….









































@MindYaBitness

The wanker that campaigned like a pro, wanked like a pro and is a true Wanker All-Star.

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Now THAT is a true definition of a “Landslide”.

Congratulations to @MindYaBitness

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But... a vote for mizz was a vote for jizz. How do I get my jizz?

 

[Wand3rlust]

But... a vote for mizz was a vote for jizz. How do I get my jizz?

You can't tell me you haven't worked it out by now....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You can't tell me you haven't worked it out by now....

FWIW I haven't worked it out since the winner was announced.

Holding for applause

 

[StillRain]

But... a vote for mizz was a vote for jizz. How do I get my jizz?

Hot Boy Anal of the Week doesn’t quite have the same ring to it but I’m gonna workshop it anyway.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hot Boy Anal of the Week doesn’t quite have the same ring to it but I’m gonna workshop it anyway.

of the week?!?!?!?
Still, we're working on the first one ever. Once we get that nailed (heh) down, we can worry about frequency

Also, did I at least finish top 10?

 

[Lmizzler]

FWIW I haven't worked it out since the winner was announced.

Holding for applause

Are you still holding out on No Wank November?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you still holding out on No Wank November?

God, no. Can you imagine? The longest I've ever gone since I was 12 is 3 weeks. And after those three weeks it felt like the first time. It feels like the very first time

 

[Lmizzler]

God, no. Can you imagine? The longest I've ever gone since I was 12 is 3 weeks. And after those three weeks it felt like the first time. It feels like the very first time

Yeah it’s been a little longer than that for me at my longest. Dang surgery! But rubbing one out after that was a magical thing!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean. If it wasn't for @Bry1313 - you'd have been a shoe in.

Was @InThe312 ever a POJ? I don’t even remember his tenure, he must have been one of the POJs that had this award on life support.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Was @InThe312 ever a POJ? I don’t even remember his tenure, he must have been one of the POJs that had this award on life support.

Possibly when @ToPleaseHim won? He never did forgive her for banning Dickie

 

[Bry1313]

Possibly when @ToPleaseHim won? He never did forgive her for banning Dickie

It’ll be a point of pride when I win worst POJ, since the only POJ’s anyone remembers are me, the number 2 wanker @Wand3rlust and the creator of the award, @StillRain the rest are nameless and forgotten.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’ll be a point of pride when I win worst POJ, since the only POJ’s anyone remembers are me, the number 2 wanker @Wand3rlust and the creator of the award, @StillRain the rest are nameless and forgotten.

I want to superimpose your faces on Mt Rushmore

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah it’s been a little longer than that for me at my longest. Dang surgery! But rubbing one out after that was a magical thing!

Indeed, I've forgotten, was it just the one after my surgery

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’ll be a point of pride when I win worst POJ, since the only POJ’s anyone remembers are me, the number 2 wanker @Wand3rlust and the creator of the award, @StillRain the rest are nameless and forgotten.

You're such a shit POJ, you'll probably come second.

 

[StillRain]

of the week?!?!?!?
Still, we're working on the first one ever. Once we get that nailed (heh) down, we can worry about frequency

Also, did I at least finish top 10?

I was going with the Hour to run with the H (hot)thing but that seemed like an awful lot of pressure on, well…. me.

 

[InThe312]

Was @InThe312 ever a POJ? I don’t even remember his tenure, he must have been one of the POJs that had this award on life support.

Three fucking months I was PoJ. And I also happened to be the one to award the WotY both of her WotW awards, so obviously I was quite good at my job unlike…well, you.