😎 That Feeling When...

[Xerxes82]

TFW you watch a Litizen hurl themselves at the newbs while crying "Fresh meat!"

 

[Wand3rlust]

TFW you wake up to the fact they're not talking about you... bout time!

 

[orangecurious]

TFW - you have a cheese delivery!

 

[GhostOfFAS]

TFW the house is a hive of activity and you have to reset your brain.

 

[Wonderer67]

TFW… you begin the long weekend!!

 

[PassionsFlame]

TFW.. you realize you have no agenda for the day

 

[orangecurious]

TFW you hear the flutter of wings and a small birds flits in front of your face - a friend who I feed at a nature reserve coming to look for food and making sure i have seen him.

 

[smtst5]

TFW you finish cleaning the bird crap off of your car only to have another bird crap on your car five minutes later

 

[TongueLust]

TFW you get a last minute flight update.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW they don't understand you because they refuse to wear their hearing aids.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

TFW they don't understand you because they refuse to wear their hearing aids.

Not sure if you only want a specific person's understand, but if you just want to be understood, I am a good listener

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not sure if you only want a specific person's understand, but if you just want to be understood, I am a good listener

Thanks! My dad called and I was trying to help him find a movie on Netflix.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Thanks! My dad called and I was trying to help him find a movie on Netflix.

My mind always goes to the worst first lol


Parents are like our kids, once they get old lol.

Circle of life, not it's our turn

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

TFW.You watch the shitbag neighbour miss the bin wagon ,standing there with his full bin next to your just emptied bin.

Oooh! I love it....YOU are sooo deliciously WICKED Remind me to never end up on YOUR bad side

I pray his bin doesn't get parked too close to your bedroom window?....TFW your neigbour's dumpster kills the sssexy, sssexy vibes in your boudoir

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

Tfw you realize you’re going to stay hard and keep fucking after cumming

TFW I realise he's good to keep fucking railing me after cumming

 

[Switters79]

TFW you realize the conversation with your married neighbor at the bbq has moved from friendly to flirty

 

[Grant55]

TFW you've tasted the best bowl of Chilli ever (still searching)

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

Tfw you realize he is fucking railing you until he adds another load

God YES!!! TFW when my pussy is full of his hot jizz and he's STILL got enough to coat my tits

 

[LadyLascivious1]

TFW you wish they would take it to PMs

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW so many are excited for their holiday off tomorrow and you still have to work 12 hours.

 

[daystate]

TFW your workmates are on the first hour of a 12hr night shift and youve got it booked off so you send a pic of your first pint from the pub on the group chat.
Guaranteed to get a reaction.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

TFW everyone has the holiday off but you...

Probecita

 

[ToPleaseHim]

TFW when you really want to send @barefootgirl69 a picture of your pet Tarantula. (Her name is Princess, btw…)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

TFW everyone has the holiday off but you...

Ogod I feel this. It hurts my soul. #Restaurant-Life

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW when you really want to send @barefootgirl69 a picture of your pet Tarantula. (Her name is Princess, btw…)

TFW NOT sharing is actually caring!