😎 That Feeling When...

TFW you’re just taking your first sip of coffee and everyone is all up in your personal space and you’re NOT a morning person.
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TFW this is your daily experience until at least noon.
 
TFW you realise he made you sooo damn needy you would literary fuck anything or anyone, but the only thing he offered you was his foot and his thigh, so you fucked his foot and his thigh.

I can't still believe I really did it lol. 😯
*Offers to help*
 
TFW he says "Look, theres a mistletoe on that tree!" You tell him "Come here, you may kiss me." and he says "It's not Christmas yet!" lol

 
TFW I went onstage for the first time...terrified and vulnerable in tiny little undies but dripping wet
 
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