😎 That Feeling When...

[Slickrick123]

TFW you’re SO excited for your new toy..and then shipping gets delayed.

Here’s to another day of waiting

That sounds horrible! Hope it arrives soon.

 

[BlackBacchus]

TFW you ate lunch for breakfast and now have nothing for lunch…

 

[munch2much]

TFW you ate lunch for breakfast and now have nothing for lunch…

I did something similar last week, but just ended up eating all the meals in the wrong order. Which, admittedly felt a bit weird

 

[Grant55]

TFW you’re SO excited for your new toy..and then shipping gets delayed.

Here’s to another day of waiting

TFW I feel your pain.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW she drops off an aftercare package.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW the meds take effect and the PG is fun again.

(Also, TFW you have to pause and ponder affect/effect.)

 

[smtst5]

That feeling when you feel something crawling up your leg and you see a fucking tick.

 

[barefootgirl69]

That feeling when you feel something crawling up your leg and you see a fucking tick.

I'd settle for that over a nasty spider any day! I've almost died a few times because of them!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'd settle for that over a nasty spider any day! I've almost died a few times because of them!

God … spiders. Instant heebie jeebies.

 

[smtst5]

I'd settle for that over a nasty spider any day! I've almost died a few times because of them!

Unfortunately my furry four legger brings me more ticks than spiders. Especially this time of year

 

[Apisto42]

I'd settle for that over a nasty spider any day! I've almost died a few times because of them!

But spiders don’t carry lime disease. They’re your friend!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's mean @Apisto42 - I scrolled so fast, I didn't even read it!

 

[TongueLust]

TFW your coochie is fresh and clean.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Two unrelated ones.

TFW she's riding your dick and she gives a firm kegel squeeze while making eye contact.

TFW you find money in the street.

 

[Taegul]

Two unrelated ones.

TFW she's riding your dick and she gives a firm kegel squeeze while making eye contact.

TFW you find money in the street.

TFW you find money between the sofa cushions as she's riding your dick and giving a firm kegel squeeze while making eye contact.

You're damn right I have no idea what that feels like.

 

[Amanda330]

TFW you find money between the sofa cushions as she's riding your dick and giving a firm kegel squeeze while making eye contact.

You're damn right I have no idea what that feels like.

Would it not just feel amazing on your dick and if you saw the money you'd be like... I need to remember that for later?

Unless it was a lot of money but then... What are you a drug dealer or something?

 

[Taegul]

Would it not just feel amazing on your dick and if you saw the money you'd be like... I need to remember that for later?

Unless it was a lot of money but then... What are you a drug dealer or something?

Well, that depends on the cock pocket, now doesn't it?

TFW she finds your fat stacks from your side gigolo gig but she thinks your a drug dealer....

 

[Amanda330]

Well, that depends on the cock pocket, now doesn't it?

I suppose it does - if you are fraternizing with subpar cock pocketry.

TFW she finds your fat stacks from your side gigolo gig but she thinks your a drug dealer....

TFW you know you're gonna be a sugar baby one way or another...

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

TFW you find money between the sofa cushions as she's riding your dick and giving a firm kegel squeeze while making eye contact.

You're damn right I have no idea what that feels like.

Let us dare to dream, my friend.

I suppose it does - if you are fraternizing with subpar cock pocketry.

TFW you know you're gonna be a sugar baby one way or another...

TFW you get more money from Coinstar then you thought you were going to. "Good news baby, it's dollar menu tonight!" #sugardaddy #classact

 

[daystate]

TFW.You watch the shitbag neighbour miss the bin wagon ,standing there with his full bin next to your just emptied bin.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you slap off your alarm and decide to go back to bed on your day off, only for your phone to start ringing with stupid spam. Fuck off, you lot.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you are out in public with a woman for the first time and notice you are just starting to firm up next to her...

 

[TongueLust]

TFW they have a cigar bundle delivered.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

TFW you're driving down the interstate and a song that speaks to all your emotions makes you look crazy

 

[FunLi]

TFW you're driving down the interstate and a song that speaks to all your emotions makes you look crazy

Happens to the best of us