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🙄🤪 What are your biggest pet peeves? 🙄🤪

lil_jenni said:
I did think of a RL pet peeve, but it's two parts and some may argue contradictory...

Part 1: Men who do not understand that even obvious flirting does not mean I want to fuck them. 🙄

Part 2: My Hubby sometimes not understanding that obvious flirting always means I want him to fuck me. 😈😉
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I’ll speak for myself here for part 2, the direct approach works best.
 
One of the bigger but not biggest: being perceived as naive. Sometimes the excuses are insulting if you think I’d actually be dumb enough to believe it.
 
Sinstories said:
Ensures you have it so you don't go through the process of shopping only to find out you left it in the car. Then you're standing at checkout, holding everything up, creating a bad experience for you, etc.

It's actually a pretty smart thing.
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I thought maybe they didn’t want scofflaws infiltrating the joint for a $1.50 slice of pepperoni
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Electronics manufacturers insisting their power input jacks must be different than all the other manufacturers. Especially when they are all using the same power ratings. Received a new adult item today, my dresser now has 8 different cords connected to usb bricks. God damn it, how many different types of charging jacks do vibrators really need? This can also be said about many consumer electronics. This is just unnecessary.

People who walk slow in the center of aisles. Fine, it is your right to walk at a turtle's pace, but must you make everyone do it too? Can you please just walk on the right instead of the center?
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9, 9 different connectors. And this one is the same manufacturer as another. Adult toy companies are just fucking with me at this point.
 
I can’t say it’s pet peeves. But….
People that use god/ goddess as a term for a person. Ok. They’re a person not an immortal that created anything other than stupid term for themselves.
People that call themselves queen/ king. Ok. There’s not that many ACTUAL royals. If you can’t follow YOUR family tree back to royals. You’re not a king/ queen. Before all you wannabes claim that you are king/ queen. Know exactly what you’re talking about. The royals from centuries ago through the ages. They married the princess off to settle disputes between families. And yes that means that some married cousins etc. so queen Dumbass Dunnoshit. You are really no better than some redneck from the deeeeeep south that knocked up his toothless cousin.
 
lil_jenni said:
In RL, I try not to let myself indulge in being peeved... But on Lit... 🙄

My top ten Lit let peeves, from what just kinda peeves me (10) to what peeves me the most (1).

10. Thread hijacks... And yes, I'm a hypocrite in this regard... See #2 below (and this post in general) 😉

9. People demanding visual proof (i.e. pics) that I'm really a woman. This used to be higher on my list, but I kinda just brush it off now.

8. Male posters who turn belligerent when you don't agree with them or you don't declare undying lust for them and a willingness to leave your husband. This is another one that is not so big a deal for me as it used to be.

7. Unpunctuated posts. I get it. It's informal English on here. I'm down with it. I am. I can sling some slang and shit... But use at least the bare minimum of punctuation, even if it is a non-standard but really common use of ellipses... 😉😁

6. Unintentional misogyny, especially by those who bemoan a lack of success with women either here or in RL (or both). You are your own worst enemy. Learn from folks telling you that you are condescending and sexist.

5. Wannabe internet Doms. Yes, I identify as a sub. That does not mean I'm your sub. That does not mean I want to be your sub. That is not an invitation to start off PMs with commands. 🙄😡

4. Asking in a PM whether I've been raped, and if so, whether I enjoyed it. If we know each other and it comes up in conversation, I might be weirded out a bit and not answer, but I won't be peeved. If it's your first PM to me or we've only PMed a couple of times, don't ask shit like that. 😡

3. Bra size questions. I either have to lie and go with how people think they work or explain that cup size is relative to band size and not an absolute measure. See, I could tell y'all that my fitted bras are either 28Es or 30Ds, and you be envisioning big boobs. But a fitted 30D is the same cup volume as a fitted 34B. So, not so big. But who wants to explain that all the time? It's easier, but not accurate, to say 34B. 🙄

2. The Thread Police. I don't mean the moderators, either. I mean people who try to impose their view of what topics should be addressed in a thread. Threads are conversations, and they develop naturally, including in unexpected or unintended directions. Sure, if it's too far off topic, a new thread may be in order. But not even the OP of a thread has control over the conversations that thread starts.

1. Intentional Misogyny. 😡😡😡

Honorable mention #1: A whole bunch of people on Lit are younger than me. What the hell, people? Stop being younger than me... ☹️😡😉

Honorable Mention #2: Dick Pics. I know what you're thinking. Those should be top ten, if not top three, right? Nah. I've gotten so many over the years that unless it's unusual in some way, they get an eye roll before I delete them. That is not an invitation, however! 😡
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TLDR: you’ve got great boobs and you like dick pics. PM sent…
 
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