Ask Azul: The Next Generation

[numeniusa]

A lot of debate, confusion and misinformation over a woman squirting. I would like you to finally put this issue to rest.

~Is it pee
~where does it come from
~is it safe to ingest

Ooh! I'd love to know the answers to that. *makes note to check back later*

 

[numeniusa]

I have a (slightly less interesting) question of my own:

Does a cat have its own variable gravity field? When mine is pinning me down under the duvet it feels like he weighs a ton. When I pick him up he weighs what I expect. When he jumps onto a high window ledge he practically flies. Did Einstein have a cat? Would it have influenced his theory of general relativity?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ooh! I'd love to know the answers to that. *makes note to check back later*

I hope he answers! Add some questions if you like. I enjoy stumping him

 

[Dumpling]

Good Morning Azu and all you Posters
so did you switch to the "free" Windows 10

 

[ashesatwork]

ooo questions... what should I make for dinner.

 

[Azuldrgon]

A lot of debate, confusion and misinformation over a woman squirting. I would like you to finally put this issue to rest.

~Is it pee
~where does it come from
~is it safe to ingest

You enjoy stumping me because of the hugs.

In my opinion....emphasis added here....
I believe woman's squirt is not pee.
I believe it is similar to the natural lubricant the woman's vagina produces to get ready for a man's or some other object.
It comes from the same place as that lubricant and it is safe to ingest.

This is not the same as golden showers because that is urine and it's nasty.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have a (slightly less interesting) question of my own:

Does a cat have its own variable gravity field? When mine is pinning me down under the duvet it feels like he weighs a ton. When I pick him up he weighs what I expect. When he jumps onto a high window ledge he practically flies. Did Einstein have a cat? Would it have influenced his theory of general relativity?

Ouch!

No, he's being affected by gravity just like you are.
Cats have very defined muscles to control their agility.

I don't think Einstein had a cat because then his hair would have behaved wore than it did.
If he did, maybe it would have affected his theories, but only because he didn't have a degree in animal science as far as I know.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Good Morning Azu and all you Posters
so did you switch to the "free" Windows 10

I did not.
you should know, Sexy Ling, that I am very stubborn and change is not my strong suit.

 

[Azuldrgon]

ooo questions... what should I make for dinner.

It depends on when you get home from work.

With my shifts now, if I was responsible for dinner, I'd do pizza just because my family loves it even if I don't.

 

[ashesatwork]

It depends on when you get home from work.

With my shifts now, if I was responsible for dinner, I'd do pizza just because my family loves it even if I don't.

I've made country fried steak and cheesy tators... alfrado ravioli and meatballs and a Mexican fiesta this week. pizza doesn't sound half bad.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I've made country fried steak and cheesy tators... alfrado ravioli and meatballs and a Mexican fiesta this week. pizza doesn't sound half bad.

You don't need to cook all the time.
*hugs*

 

[ashesatwork]

You don't need to cook all the time.
*hugs*

lol you realize I'll make homemade pizza lol

 

[numeniusa]

Ouch!

No, he's being affected by gravity just like you are.
Cats have very defined muscles to control their agility.

I don't think Einstein had a cat because then his hair would have behaved wore than it did.
If he did, maybe it would have affected his theories, but only because he didn't have a degree in animal science as far as I know.

Thank you

Follow-up: Why would Einstein having a cat have affected his hair?

 

[Azuldrgon]

lol you realize I'll make homemade pizza lol

I didn't.

I am humbled.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Thank you

Follow-up: Why would Einstein having a cat have affected his hair?

Static electricity.
Most Einstein pics show his hair being in all different directions.
Imagine if he was rubbing his cat before he went into the lab.

 

[numeniusa]

Static electricity.
Most Einstein pics show his hair being in all different directions.
Imagine if he was rubbing his cat before he went into the lab.

Aha!

Or wearing a nylon shirt (wasn't he of that era? *shudders*). I would have loved to meet him, I get the impression he was hilarious as well as having a brain the size of a planet.

Although whenever they get to that part of the explanation of general relativity where they roll an orange around in a tablecloth to demonstrate the effect of a planet on gravity, I understand it for about a microsecond and then I panic and my head explodes

 

[ashesatwork]

I didn't.

I am humbled.

What toppings make the perfect pizza?

 

[Azuldrgon]

What toppings make the perfect pizza?

Any....

Honestly, I have done something pizza related for the past 16 years.
As long as you make it with love...that'll make it great.

 

[ashesatwork]

Any....

Honestly, I have done something pizza related for the past 16 years.
As long as you make it with love...that'll make it great.

anchovies even?

 

[Azuldrgon]

anchovies even?

Those are the polarizing ingredient of the pizza world.

You either love em or hate em.
There is no middle.

I am against them, but if my so were to make it for me I would eat them out of love for her.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Aha!

Or wearing a nylon shirt (wasn't he of that era? *shudders*). I would have loved to meet him, I get the impression he was hilarious as well as having a brain the size of a planet.

Although whenever they get to that part of the explanation of general relativity where they roll an orange around in a tablecloth to demonstrate the effect of a planet on gravity, I understand it for about a microsecond and then I panic and my head explodes

I don't get into all the massively technical stuff either.

 

[ashesatwork]

Those are the polarizing ingredient of the pizza world.

You either love em or hate em.
There is no middle.

I am against them, but if my so were to make it for me I would eat them out of love for her.

I've never had an anchovie. their eyes creep me out.
it's olives I have an issue with.
olive juice never goes away.
you always taste olives. even when they are plucked off.

do you like spicy?

 

[numeniusa]

I've never had an anchovie. their eyes creep me out.
it's olives I have an issue with.
olive juice never goes away.
you always taste olives. even when they are plucked off.

do you like spicy?

I love olives. Love them... But I think I love anchovies even more...

Spicy on a pizza, though, that chilli oil that is offered in a proper pizzeria in Italy?

No, just no.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I've never had an anchovie. their eyes creep me out.
it's olives I have an issue with.
olive juice never goes away.
you always taste olives. even when they are plucked off.

do you like spicy?

I do, but my stomach does not.

 

[Iceprincess12]

You enjoy stumping me because of the hugs.

In my opinion....emphasis added here....
I believe woman's squirt is not pee.
I believe it is similar to the natural lubricant the woman's vagina produces to get ready for a man's or some other object.
It comes from the same place as that lubricant and it is safe to ingest.

This is not the same as golden showers because that is urine and it's nasty.

Interesting. That seems like a reasonable opinion and makes sense.

It's amazing that science still can't answer so many questions about a woman's body. It must be rocket science