Ask DB's Cunt™ Thread

[Luna_Wolf72]

My Cunt™: You're the Top? If so, tell your s/o to do it, plain and simple. You're the bottom? Mention casually how having someone else shave your pussy is scary and something that will never happen unless someone takes advantage of you while you're bound and helpless. Should work.

heh thanks (for him I bottom...will try the second idea and let ya know the results...)

 

[unfoundiamond]

what do you think?

Excuse me, Deserving Cunt...

What do you think of cunt being used as a verb?

Can a person go cunting?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Excuse me, Deserving Cunt...

What do you think of cunt being used as a verb?

Can a person go cunting?

My Cunt™: First, I like that: Deserving Cunt. That's totally me. As for your question... I like the idea of cunt as a verb. Maybe it's my french, but 'going cunting' to me sounds like going hunting for cunts. Which I'm very much in favor of.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

ROALMAO

A cunting we will go, a cunting we will go.

Hi ho the dairyo, a cunting we will go.

Excuse me, Deserving Cunt...

What do you think of cunt being used as a verb?

Can a person go cunting?

 

[brazhunter]

My Cunt™: sillicone.

Implants, lube, or caulk (not to be confused (cunt-fused??) with cock)?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Implants, lube, or caulk (not to be confused (cunt-fused??) with cock)?

My Cunt™: what the fuck is he talking about?

Me: Not sure. I think he's asking 'silicone what?'. But I don't know what 'caulk' means.

My Cunt™: why can't people just speak french dammit. Why do *we* have to do all the work? *We* are the deserving ones. Not them.

Me: I think it may have something to do with imperialism, globalization and shit.

My Cunt™: whatever. people should just speak french. it's way more sexy anyway.

 

[midwestyankee]

Bonsoir, DB's cunt. Qu'est-ce que vous voulez reçevoir de Père Noël cette année?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Bonsoir, DB's cunt. Qu'est-ce que vous voulez reçevoir de Père Noël cette année?

Ma Chatte™: de la lingerie de qualité: soie, dentelle, etc. Ça fait une éternité que DB ne m'a pas acheté de nouvelles culottes. Si vous voyez ce qu'elle me fait porter certains jours...

 

[chauderlos]

Un minou qui parle français *soupir* cela me donne des idées pour faire revivre le forum francophone... But back to English...

Thank you for answering my questions, all mighty Cunt™.

As for lingerie, hope you'll get hundreds, lace, latex, leather, silk, thongs, tangas, open-crotched (would make speaking up easier, no?). A public subscription for Deserving Cunt ™ ?

Je reste, cher Minou, de votre splendeur le très humble et très obeissant serviteur.

 

[Netzach]

Ma Chatte™: de la lingerie de qualité: soie, dentelle, etc. Ça fait une éternité que DB ne m'a pas acheté de nouvelles culottes. Si vous voyez ce qu'elle me fait porter certains jours...

*french is good enough to laugh, but not respond*

 

[Netzach]

Un minou qui parle français *soupir*

I would think they all did, or Brazilian Portugese, another language that instantly makes me horny to hear it.

 

[DeservingBitch]

I would think they all did, or Brazilian Portugese, another language that instantly makes me horny to hear it.

Me: I wonder if there's some money to be made with that... The French Talking Cunt™...

My Cunt™: hey! I'm not a puppet! If you wanna do a puppet show, use your fake cocks to do it.

Me: As Netzach as already pointed out, there's nothing original or special in a talking dick. If there's money to be made, it's in the cunt.

My Cunt™: yes, how original indeed to use me, your cunt, to make money. Nobody ever thought about this one before. Slut.

Me: Hey!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*only here to wave at the Cunt..*

 

[DeservingBitch]

*only here to wave at the Cunt..*

My Cunt™: wave back. she's cute.

Me: *wave back at Luna*

 

[brazhunter]

Me: Not sure. I think he's asking 'silicone what?'. But I don't know what 'caulk' means.
...
My Cunt™: why can't people just speak french dammit.

Yes, but I don't speak French.

Caulk: Comes in a tube and if you squeeze it, stuff comes out, often white or translucent, but not always. Typicallly used around bathtubs to keep water from leaking out. Frequenly made of silicone but sometimes acrylic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caulking

I'm cunfused as to what silicone has to do with DB's cunt and so, not speaking french, I was speculating about possible silcone and cunt associations.

 

[doveofserenity]

~bumps so FurryFury can find it~

Try digging clear down through page 8

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*waits patiently for the CUNT to return*

 

[DeservingBitch]

*waits patiently for the CUNT to return*

Hey Sexy! Sorry for the disapearance act -- I was whoring around.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Hey Sexy! Sorry for the disapearance act -- I was whoring around.

Dearest Cuntastic One, how have you been?

 

[doveofserenity]

Lets say, ~bumps, so Luna can find it~ my bad

Thats what happens reading with a head cold

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Lets say, ~bumps, so Luna can find it~ my bad

Thats what happens reading with a head cold

Tis easy to be confused there's fur anyway you look at it!!!

 

[satindesire]

Dear Moist and Fragrant One:

Eric A. Cornell of the National Institute of Standards and Technology and Carl E. Wieman of the University of Colorado at Boulder led a team of physicists at JILA, a joint institute of NIST and CU-Boulder, in a research effort that culminated in 1995 with the creation of the world's first Bose-Einstein condensate—a new form of matter. The work earned them, along with Wolfgang Ketterle, a researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology who did early studies on the properties of the BEC, the 2001 Nobel Prize in physics.

Predicted in 1924 by Albert Einstein, who built on the work of Satyendra Nath Bose, the condensation occurs when individual atoms meld into a "superatom" behaving as a single entity at just a few hundred billionths of a degree above absolute zero. The 71-year quest to confirm Bose and Einstein's theory was likened by many physicists to the search for the mythical Holy Grail.

The atoms within the condensate obey the laws of quantum physics and are as close to absolute zero—minus 273.15 Celsius or minus 459.67 degrees Fahrenheit—as the laws of physics will allow.

The team led by Cornell and Wieman used laser and magnetic traps to create the BEC, a tiny ball of rubidium atoms that are as stationary as the laws of quantum mechanics permit. The condensate was formed inside a carrot-sized glass cell. Made visible by a video camera, the condensate looks like the pit in a cherry except that it measures only about 20 microns in diameter or about one-fifth the thickness of a sheet of paper.

My question is: Considering the BEC as a "fifth" state of matter, how do you propose we use this new and exciting technology to further humankind's technology, and eventual advance to faster-than-light spacetravel? Or do you believe that we have finally crossed a 'finish line' of a kind and can no longer explore past the limitations of Absolute Zero research?

((Information regarding the BEC found at this website: http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/releases/BEC_background.htm ))

 

[BiBunny]

Dear DB's Cunt,

I should really just give up on the dominant men, shouldn't I?

~Bunny

 

[DeservingBitch]

Dearest Cuntastic One, how have you been?

Quite frankly, I've been bored. Not much action lately. I hear that she's depressed, and apparently, I have to pay for it.

Dear Moist and Fragrant One:

My question is: Considering the BEC as a "fifth" state of matter, how do you propose we use this new and exciting technology to further humankind's technology, and eventual advance to faster-than-light spacetravel? Or do you believe that we have finally crossed a 'finish line' of a kind and can no longer explore past the limitations of Absolute Zero research?

((Information regarding the BEC found at this website: http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/releases/BEC_background.htm ))

I say we use this technology to built a transporter.

What use would you have for a transporter?

Well if you could use it to get to that chick you've been pining over for the last year, maybe I would get some action.

She's not into me. A transporter wouldn't help that.

Oh come on. They all want some. The bitch is just playing hard to get.

I don't think it's the kind of talk they had in mind when they came up with the Vagina Monologue.

Dear DB's Cunt,

I should really just give up on the dominant men, shouldn't I?

~Bunny

Yes. Go for dominant women. Much hotter.

I agree. Just think Netzach.

Dude! You're really not helping.

What?

You idiot. You're a dominant woman. She should go for us. Beside, I think this Netzach chick is overrated.

Well now you're the one who's not helping. We're not going to get into Netzach's pants with that kind of talk.

Oh shit. You're right. Or maybe she likes them mouthy?

Hmmm. I don't think so.

Well whatever. Get into the bunny's pants then.

*sigh*

 

[BiBunny]

Dear DB's Cunt,

I would bottom for a DB/Netz tag team. Name the place and time, and I'm in.

~Bunny