Ask DB's Cunt™ Thread

[DeservingBitch]

I got inspired to try finding a theme song for this cult too, while I was out wandering around.

Again, just an initial brainstorm, but this one caught my eye. Particularly the extra special video accompaniment...

bj

My Cunt: Yes, not bad. But a little too negative, no?

OK, what if we couple it with this one?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

My Cunt: Yes, not bad. But a little too negative, no?

OK, what if we couple it with this one?

o excellent! One of my favorites!

still learning exactly how to worship in this particular cunt. I mean cult.

I'm turning YouTube upside down tomorrow for pussy songs. I intend to be very devoted as a worshiper here...

bj

 

[Homburg]

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Too obvious a song?

Studio version with clearer lyrics

My Cunt: Junior, yours is a talking *cock* thread. Here is a *Cunt* talking. No need in shaming yourself and Dickhead with unflattering (for you) comparisons.

Yeah, what She said. Plus, if I remember well, you merely copied *MY* initiative in starting this thread. I still own rights to the original idea.

My Cunt: plus, don't you own a pussy? Just bring it along and we'll let you sit there in the corner.

Need I remind you that I mentioned the idea prior to you starting that thread, and that it was done specifically in response to my idea?

Are we really going to quibble over intellectual property rights?

And the pussy that I own is around here already. I believe she's an attendant to this thread, with my full recognition and support, of course.

 

[DeservingBitch]

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Too obvious a song?

Studio version with clearer lyrics

My Cunt: We like.

Need I remind you that I mentioned the idea prior to you starting that thread, and that it was done specifically in response to my idea?

Are we really going to quibble over intellectual property rights?

Junior, I may be marxist, but I'm too poor to have the courage of my convictions. So yes, we're quibbling over intellectual property rights. It's all I've got at the moment.

 

[Homburg]

My Cunt: We like.

Glad to hear it. It's as strong a pussy song as I know. Lords of Acid has all kinds of lovely, cheerful tunes.

Junior, I may be marxist, but I'm too poor to have the courage of my convictions. So yes, we're quibbling over intellectual property rights. It's all I've got at the moment.

Well, at least you admit to it. Well, when the royalty checks start rolling in from the eminently lucrative AHC thread, I'll buy you lunch or something. That'll probably be worth the 20% you're trying to steal from me.

 

[myinnerslut]

dear DB's cunt,

i just got back from seeing the vagina monolouges and thought of your glorious cunt.

just wanted to share.

*mis*

 

[DeservingBitch]

dear DB's cunt,

i just got back from seeing the vagina monolouges and thought of your glorious cunt.

just wanted to share.

*mis*

My Cunt: You are welcome to think about me anytime hon! Especially when naked.

Sometimes, I wonder if my Cunt is not a cock in travesty. She sounds strangely similar to HC sometimes.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*only here to offer my tongue and other appendages toward the worship of DB's glorious cuntasticness*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

My Cunt: You are welcome to think about me anytime hon! Especially when naked.

Sometimes, I wonder if my Cunt is not a cock in travesty. She sounds strangely similar to HC sometimes.

No no, O Supreme Snapdragon of Sassiness, HE sounds like YOU.

*only here to offer my tongue and other appendages toward the worship of DB's glorious cuntasticness*

woot! Luna sighting!

"cuntastic" is an excellent word. What's a polite wait time before I start stealing it and using it for a sig line and on t-shirts and stuff?

bj

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

woot! Luna sighting!

"cuntastic" is an excellent word. What's a polite wait time before I start stealing it and using it for a sig line and on t-shirts and stuff?

bj

You can have it whenever...and I do mean that from the bottom of my heart...(now if you would just come a lee-tle closer)

 

[DeservingBitch]

*only here to offer my tongue and other appendages toward the worship of DB's glorious cuntasticness*

My Cunt: Now we're talking. A hot, naked chick worshipping my cuntasticness*. Life doesn't get any better.

*Cuntastic word indeed.

I agree. On everything She said.

No no, O Supreme Snapdragon of Sassiness, HE sounds like YOU.

My Cunt: Word.

Of course. What was I thinking?

My Cunt: Funny. I often wonder the same thing about you.

Pfff. Cunt.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You can have it whenever...and I do mean that from the bottom of my heart...(now if you would just come a lee-tle closer)

Let's cover each other in chocolate sauce and raspberry preserves and offer ourselves as a sacrifice Valentine's Day present to the Cunt.

bj

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

My Cunt: Now we're talking. A hot, naked chick worshipping my cuntasticness*. Life doesn't get any better.

*Cuntastic word indeed.

I agree. On everything She said.

Just remember, I offered oh glorious one. I have no problems filling in til you find a suitable *real* girlfriend.

Let's cover each other in chocolate sauce and raspberry preserves and offer ourselves as a sacrifice Valentine's Day present to the Cunt.

bj

Let's get on it, babe...I'll do you then you can do me...then we can lay side by side and let the Cuntastic one decide where to start.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Just remember, I offered oh glorious one. I have no problems filling in til you find a suitable *real* girlfriend.

Let's get on it, babe...I'll do you then you can do me...then we can lay side by side and let the Cuntastic one decide where to start.

Think she'd like that? I HATE not guessing right about Valentine's Day presents.

On the other hand, somebody's bound to like it.

c'mere.

bj

 

[Essene]

Think she'd like that? I HATE not guessing right about Valentine's Day presents.

On the other hand, somebody's bound to like it.

c'mere.

bj

I hear DB likes rose petals, warm baths and champagne.

 

[Netzach]

I hear DB likes rose petals, warm baths and champagne.

*dies laughing*

I on the other hand am FINE with the above, so if anyone feels the urge...

 

[DeservingBitch]

Think she'd like that? I HATE not guessing right about Valentine's Day presents.

On the other hand, somebody's bound to like it.

c'mere.

bj

My Cunt: We definately like the aesthetic of it, but she doesn't care much for chocolate. She's weird like that.

She's right. I'm not a big fan of chocolate. But you girls can lick each other out while I watch. I'll join in once you're chocolate free.

My Cunt: Deal.

I hear DB likes rose petals, warm baths and champagne.

My Cunt: Do. Not. Go. There. From past experience, I can tell I won't get any if such a scene is repeated. She's really picky.

Oh come on. It's not as if this stupid stuff gets you wet either.

My Cunt: Eh. I can accomodate myself of the worse clichés if it involves hot naked chicks.

You're so easy.

My Cunt: Your point?

*dies laughing*

I on the other hand am FINE with the above, so if anyone feels the urge...

My Cunt: We're fine with YOU honey. How 'ya doin'?

 

[Essene]

*dies laughing*

I on the other hand am FINE with the above, so if anyone feels the urge...

Honestly Netzach, anything for you. If only you lived closer.

My Cunt: Do. Not. Go. There. From past experience, I can tell I won't get any if such a scene is repeated. She's really picky.

Oh come on. It's not as if this stupid stuff gets you wet either.

Wha? Who doesn't like rose petals, warm baths, and champagne? I swear I heard that DB liked it. I swear...

My Cunt: Eh. I can accomodate myself of the worse clichés if it involves hot naked chicks.

You're so easy.

I'm in total agreement with DBC.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Wha? Who doesn't like rose petals, warm baths, and champagne?

<---------------------- My Cunt: Her. Picky, I tell you.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*only here to pick up ideas for future seductions of the Cunt*

 

[Essene]

<---------------------- My Cunt: Her. Picky, I tell you.

You know, this is strange, but I have to say; DBC, you're so easy to talk to. You're so personable and friendly... Is it possible to have a minor crush, not on DB but on her cunt?

I mean no offense DB, it's just that your cunt...

 

[DeservingBitch]

You know, this is strange, but I have to say; DBC, you're so easy to talk to. You're so personable and friendly... Is it possible to have a minor crush, not on DB but on her cunt?

I mean no offense DB, it's just that your cunt...

My Cunt: It is totally understandable. It happens all the time. I have such an open personality, if you know what I mean *winkwink*.

Yes. That's why we have no one to get dirty with on VD

My Cunt: That is YOUR fault. If you weren't so picky, and if you could let go of your politics and all that stuff that cut 90% of the available population off the list, maybe I could get some.

We are NOT fucking conservatives, political lesbians, or chicks in search of 'the soft touch of a woman'. We've had that conversation already, topic's closed.

My Cunt: Whatev. Besides, what do you have to complain about not having anyone to shag on VD. I thought we're not doing VD anymore.

We're not. But the moratorium is on VD, not shaging.

 

[Netzach]

My Cunt: We're fine with YOU honey. How 'ya doin'?

Belearghrghghhhhhh

ok.

How's that for articulate?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Belearghrghghhhhhh

ok.

How's that for articulate?

My Cunt: Hit on her. Now. She's cooked.

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My Cunt: Sigh. I need a better wing-woman. This one is useless.

 

[DeservingBitch]

*only here to pick up ideas for future seductions of the Cunt*

My Cunt: Get. Naked.

She is naked.

My Cunt: Stay. Naked.