Ask DB's Cunt™ Thread

[DeservingBitch]

Dear DB's Cunt,

I would bottom for a DB/Netz tag team. Name the place and time, and I'm in.

~Bunny

See? See what you did? Now we have to share.

Er... and what's wrong with that? Especially if what we're sharing is Bunny and who we're sharing it with is Netzach?

...

Good point. Tell her we're in.

 

[YourCaptor]

DB’s “The Venus Flytrap” Cunt <----- Gangster name

Do you ever keep any of the stupid unsuspecting men that fall into your trap? If so how long till their expression shows recognition of their predicament? And do you keep them after that?

 

[DeservingBitch]

DB’s “The Venus Flytrap” Cunt <----- Gangster name

Do you ever keep any of the stupid unsuspecting men that fall into your trap? If so how long till their expression shows recognition of their predicament? And do you keep them after that?

Nah - they give me stomach burns. I just spit them out.

 

[Essene]

Nah - they give me stomach burns. I just spit them out.

*snort* he he he he
Have you tried some pepcid for that pesky problem DB?

 

[DeservingBitch]

*snort* he he he he
Have you tried some pepcid for that pesky problem DB?

Can't say I ever tried no. My trick is to avoid chewing them, and spitting them out before anything goes down.

 

[YourCaptor]

Nah - they give me stomach burns. I just spit them out.

Damn, I was hoping for a story with screams, terror sweat, and lots of stockholm syndrome

 

[DeservingBitch]

Damn, I was hoping for a story with screams, terror sweat, and lots of stockholm syndrome

I go for hot chicks when I want pretty screams and sweat. Plus, it helps for the stockholm syndrome.

 

[YourCaptor]

I go for hot chicks when I want pretty screams and sweat. Plus, it helps for the stockholm syndrome.

Agreed
maybe ill send over a girl or two for initial training, with that whole stockholm advantage and all. Be on the lookout for a package in the mail.

One more question oh gangster cunt
What do you do, you know, when the deserving bitch over there gets frisky and tries to top you? I mean we cant have that now can we?

 

[DeservingBitch]

I got snookered into this by DB, and she has incriminating photos. She's been holding it over my head for months. It's terrible!

Since I refuse to go back to the Cock's thread until he comes humbly begging for my forgiveness, I will use this space to refute the above offending allegation made by Homburg in his Cock's thread.

I have never blackmailed him into performing for this thread, and I have never seen nor do I posess any incriminating photos to use for such blackmailing.

However -- and I have been keeping this information for myself out of generosity up to now, but I'm being pushed in a corner here so I have to reveal the truth -- Homburg had been BEGGING me to start this thread after I jokingly mentioned the possibility in another thread. Being the attention whore that he is, and his rope thread not satisfying his ever-growing need for attention anymore, he was as annoyingly insistent in demanding for this Cock thread as a 7 years old in a candy store can be.

Homburg: don't make me shame you even more by forcing me to make public the documentation I have to support this.

 

[Homburg]

Since I refuse to go back to the Cock's thread until he comes humbly begging for my forgiveness, I will use this space to refute the above offending allegation made by Homburg in his Cock's thread.

C'mon, DB, it was a joke. You saw the smiley. I know you and HC are having some... issues right now, but I have nothing but love and respect for both you and your Cunt.

 

[DeservingBitch]

C'mon, DB, it was a joke. You saw the smiley. I know you and HC are having some... issues right now, but I have nothing but love and respect for both you and your Cunt.

Well, given the less than friendly atmosphere in your Cock's thread, I had to set the record straight publicly.

But I accept your humble apologies.

 

[Homburg]

Well, given the less than friendly atmosphere in your Cock's thread, I had to set the record straight publicly.

But I accept your humble apologies.

Y'know, it takes two to make an unfriendly atmosphere. Just sayin...

 

[DeservingBitch]

Y'know, it takes two to make an unfriendly atmosphere. Just sayin...

Dude! I was just offering some lovin', and your Cock got all 'war on terror' on me, playing the oppressed when it's obvious to all that I'm the one who's being censored and whose sexuality in being demonized. Also...

OOKAY! That's enough now. Stop hijacking my thread for your political crusade.

Do I need to remind you that have vested interests in letting me use this thread to defend my sexuality against oppression from C/cocks?

Oh yes. That.

OK. Carry on.

 

[Homburg]

OOKAY! That's enough now. Stop hijacking my thread for your political crusade.

A respectful for the star of this thread. I'll stop hijacking as well.

 

[Homburg]

*lurks*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hmmm. Cock vs. Cunt. Not the newest form of conflict in human history, I'm afraid. Happily, in most cases those conflicts resolve themselves with the overwhelming vote of lust.

*bump and revive* Let me just officially take this moment to apply for membership in the Pussy Posse. I have one, by the way (there seems to have been some controversy over that at one point.) To be perfectly explicit, it is attached to me.

And I can be wayy subby for the right Cunt.

bj

 

[BiBunny]

Consider this my application for the Pussy Posse, too.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Hmmm. Cock vs. Cunt. Not the newest form of conflict in human history, I'm afraid. Happily, in most cases those conflicts resolve themselves with the overwhelming vote of lust.

*bump and revive* Let me just officially take this moment to apply for membership in the Pussy Posse. I have one, by the way (there seems to have been some controversy over that at one point.) To be perfectly explicit, it is attached to me.

And I can be wayy subby for the right Cunt.

bj

Consider this my application for the Pussy Posse, too.

My Cunt: Welcome to the Posse girls! Now get naked.

Yeah. What She said.

 

[Homburg]

*lurks*

*lurks too*

 

[DeservingBitch]

*lurks*

*lurks too*

Junior and Dickead - this is a pussies only space. No lurkers allowed. Junior is welcome to go through a SRS and come back, and/or bring his pussy with him.

 

[Homburg]

Junior and Dickead - this is a pussies only space. No lurkers allowed. Junior is welcome to go through a SRS and come back, and/or bring his pussy with him.

As you so eloquently mentioned in the AHC thread, you remember who started this thread, right?

 

[DeservingBitch]

As you so eloquently mentioned in the AHC thread, you remember who started this thread, right?

No one owns my Cunt™ or my Cunt™'s thread.

My Cunt: Yeah Junior. What she said.

 

[Homburg]

No one owns my Cunt™ or my Cunt™'s thread.

My Cunt: Yeah Junior. What she said.

I don't presume to own your Cunt, darlin'. Never said that, but quid pro quo is in effect. If you presume to lay ownership of, and presence in, the AHC thread, well I see no reason why I should not presume similar things about this thread. After all, the circumstances involving the inception of both threads has some striking similarity, no?

 

[DeservingBitch]

I don't presume to own your Cunt, darlin'. Never said that, but quid pro quo is in effect. If you presume to lay ownership of, and presence in, the AHC thread, well I see no reason why I should not presume similar things about this thread. After all, the circumstances involving the inception of both threads has some striking similarity, no?

My Cunt: Junior, yours is a talking *cock* thread. Here is a *Cunt* talking. No need in shaming yourself and Dickhead with unflattering (for you) comparisons.

Yeah, what She said. Plus, if I remember well, you merely copied *MY* initiative in starting this thread. I still own rights to the original idea.

My Cunt: plus, don't you own a pussy? Just bring it along and we'll let you sit there in the corner.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I got inspired to try finding a theme song for this cult too, while I was out wandering around.

Again, just an initial brainstorm, but this one caught my eye. Particularly the extra special video accompaniment...

bj