Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

"Are you feeling better? Or would you like to continue and dig a little deeper
into your hesitation about your desires?"

 

[LoveLiving]

"Are you feeling better? Or would you like to continue and dig a little deeper
into your hesitation about your desires?"

I didn’t have desires before, but I sure do now.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Tomorrow evening, I may have the opportunity to pleasure a beautiful Latina. Being a striking example yourself, how do you recommend that I go about pleasuring such a woman? Is there anything I should watch for?

Thanks. Signed,

Anxious To Munch On Her Taco

 

[Pad_Foot]

Dr?
I can’t manage to zip up my pants?

Can I Sue gif malpractice?

That pill you gave me was not supposed to cause this reaction!!

Heads up

 

[investor2020]

I gather that Dr. Liz is away on another of her oft-needed vacations. . . rewards
for a difficult job dealing with the very personal problems of her patients.

 

[Purple_Fronds]

Love this thread!

 

[LizVegas79]

Thanks for (sort of) keeping my thread going for me while I was away everyone! I'm sorry I didn't pre-announce my little Lit vaca. I didn't know it was going to happen even though I felt like it was getting a little negative around here again. (not on this thread though thank goodness!)

I just needed to reconnect with the RW outside of work and it's been such a fabulous Spring here I've been getting outside as much as possible to enjoy our unseasonably great weather. There's even still a little bit of snow on the top of Mt. Charleston which is super, super rare for this time of year!

 

[Backagainpart4]

Thanks for (sort of) keeping my thread going for me while I was away everyone! I'm sorry I didn't pre-announce my little Lit vaca. I didn't know it was going to happen even though I felt like it was getting a little negative around here again. (not on this thread though thank goodness!)

I just needed to reconnect with the RW outside of work and it's been such a fabulous Spring here I've been getting outside as much as possible to enjoy our unseasonably great weather. There's even still a little bit of snow on the top of Mt. Charleston which is super, super rare for this time of year!

Welcome back. We missed you but understand the need to get away.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Tomorrow evening, I may have the opportunity to pleasure a beautiful Latina. Being a striking example yourself, how do you recommend that I go about pleasuring such a woman? Is there anything I should watch for?

Thanks. Signed,

Anxious To Munch On Her Taco

Dear Anxious,

Well, one word of advice which is probably too late now (sorry for the delayed response VV but as Investor so wisely pointed out I've been on a much needed hiatus): don't refer to her kitty as a taco. Most Latinas HATE hearing a White guy call her kitty a taco until after we get to know you/fall in love with you. Then we take it as only borderline racist and we get back at you by hate-fucking you.

Aside from that, just be a gentleman. Open her door for her (all doors for that matter), tell her she's beautiful, or stunning, or anything besides "nice", don't be afraid to admit if you're a little nervous, she probably is/was too and we usually find it cute when a guy admits he's nervous too.

I could go on, but since this date/rendezvous probably already happened, why don't YOU tell me how it went and when you're going to see her again.


- Doctor "Oh, Why Thank You" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr?
I can’t manage to zip up my pants?

Can I Sue gif malpractice?

That pill you gave me was not supposed to cause this reaction!!

Heads up

Dear Stuck With Your Zipper Down,

Yes, you probably can sue the inventors of GIF's for malpractice. This is 'Merica afterall and we have the right to sue anyone we please. Hopefully though, your case will be promptly thrown out of court because there are way too many frivolous lawsuits in this country and people just need to take responsibility for their own lives and their own, usually stupid choices.

If you're thinking about suing me, forget it. Over 30% of my clients are lawyers and I fuck my lawyers when I need them so they're really, REALLY good and you don't want to mess with them.

As for that VITAMIN I gave you, just relax and enjoy it while you can. I promise it will wear off eventually.

If you do try to zip up, do be careful. I've heard some guys tell some pretty painful sounding stories about zippers!


- Doctor "If Your Zipper's Broken Just Take Off Your Pants" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh shit, I forgot to answer all my PM's today. Dammit. Well, hopefully I'll be able
to get caught up with them all tomorrow."

 

[VoraciousValue]

Dear Anxious,

Well, one word of advice which is probably too late now (sorry for the delayed response VV but as Investor so wisely pointed out I've been on a much needed hiatus): don't refer to her kitty as a taco. Most Latinas HATE hearing a White guy call her kitty a taco until after we get to know you/fall in love with you. Then we take it as only borderline racist and we get back at you by hate-fucking you.

Aside from that, just be a gentleman. Open her door for her (all doors for that matter), tell her she's beautiful, or stunning, or anything besides "nice", don't be afraid to admit if you're a little nervous, she probably is/was too and we usually find it cute when a guy admits he's nervous too.

I could go on, but since this date/rendezvous probably already happened, why don't YOU tell me how it went and when you're going to see her again.


- Doctor "Oh, Why Thank You" Liz

Dr. Liz,

My apologies for any offensive language. I'm honestly not a fan of that usage, but I was trying to be flippant. I didn't use that usage with her, but it didn't really matter--she likes raw language in bed. She was teaching me some nasty Mexican words to use in bed!

She wanted to fuck me from the start; believe it or not, I was the hesitant one. But once I got over it, the sex was amazing. As it turned out, I found a Mexican sapiosexual who fucks like a demon in bed. I know, right? We fucked about once a week after as we had the opportunity. It kept getting better; eventually, she was having multiple screaming orgasms. Turned out I knew how to be brilliant at oral. Who knew?

Unfortunately, I had to go home to D.C. and she had to go home to Mexico. I'm planning on visiting her there next month.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz,

My apologies for any offensive language. I'm honestly not a fan of that usage, but I was trying to be flippant. I didn't use that usage with her, but it didn't really matter--she likes raw language in bed. She was teaching me some nasty Mexican words to use in bed!

She wanted to fuck me from the start; believe it or not, I was the hesitant one. But once I got over it, the sex was amazing. As it turned out, I found a Mexican sapiosexual who fucks like a demon in bed. I know, right? We fucked about once a week after as we had the opportunity. It kept getting better; eventually, she was having multiple screaming orgasms. Turned out I knew how to be brilliant at oral. Who knew?

Unfortunately, I had to go home to D.C. and she had to go home to Mexico. I'm planning on visiting her there next month.

This makes me soooooo happy!

Personally I love raunchy talk in bed. I know for a fact that I've scared a few guys off though. Glad to hear you're not only leaning into it you're pursuing it!

Keep me posted! I want to hear all the deets!

(any guy who has a talented tongue can make a girl let loose in more ways than one!)

 

[LizVegas79]

You need to relax.

We're all fucked up one way or another.

Here ....

Now, tell me why you think you're so fucked up. Don't worry. I probably won't even remember by tomorrow

 

[K0fcali]

Dear Giving Up Too Easy AGAIN!

Well, obvs I don't have all the info about how your date on Monday went but let me start out by saying, "STOP BEING OKAY WITH GIVING UP SO EASILY!"

I'm going to let you in on a little secret that really isn't a secret. At least, it shouldn't be a secret if it still is - women love to be pursued.

Sometimes, subconsciously, I swear we literally date guys we know are totally wrong for us just so that our friends will finally hook us up with a perfect guy.

Plus, we LOVE to talk about our failed relationships with a guy friend 1) for insight into a guy's way of thinking and 2) more often than not, to see what he'll do about it.

Sometimes, more than sometimes, we feel like we're giving you every clue in the world that we like you by complaining to you about the guys we DON"T like but, more often than not, you're all, "oh, that's too bad better luck next time" when we WANT you to be our "next time". We feel like we're being obvious AF with you and you're either too understanding, or, like you, too easily ready to give up.

I love Love so 9x out of 10 I'm always going to tell you to go for it - without being a total perv or creepy about it of course. In your case, both with this co-worker friend of yours and, if that doesn't work out, with your roommate.

btw, do you mind if I borrow one of your shirts? Thanks so much. You're so sweet. I really, really value you as a friend


- Doctor "I'm Not The Friend-Zone Type" Liz

I can't stand this stupid way of indirect communication women employ. It's like I gave you the look with my eyes. Really? I thought you just got dust in your eyes.

 

[K0fcali]

Dear Anxious,

Well, one word of advice which is probably too late now (sorry for the delayed response VV but as Investor so wisely pointed out I've been on a much needed hiatus): don't refer to her kitty as a taco. Most Latinas HATE hearing a White guy call her kitty a taco until after we get to know you/fall in love with you. Then we take it as only borderline racist and we get back at you by hate-fucking you.

Aside from that, just be a gentleman. Open her door for her (all doors for that matter), tell her she's beautiful, or stunning, or anything besides "nice", don't be afraid to admit if you're a little nervous, she probably is/was too and we usually find it cute when a guy admits he's nervous too.

I could go on, but since this date/rendezvous probably already happened, why don't YOU tell me how it went and when you're going to see her again.


- Doctor "Oh, Why Thank You" Liz

 

[tominsatiable]

You need to relax.

We're all fucked up one way or another.

Here ....

Now, tell me why you think you're so fucked up. Don't worry. I probably won't even remember by tomorrow

Dear Dr Liz,

This post got at me. 'cause I do feel fucked up.

I am afraid of my sexual appetite and desires. Some of wish I dare not write in this post. It is a shadow side of mine I struggle to manage and control. Sometimes, after a festive period of contributing creative art (writing, captions, illustrations) and masturbation with new-found friends online, I disappear, overwhelmed with guilt.

Do you have any advice on how to find a balance in seeking satiation and not overindulging? And how I might find a community on Literotica, support from the fellow afflicted and wisdom from the more experienced and wise. I have been an anonymous visitor on the stories site for a decade before finding my way here.

Yours truly,
Tom

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Afraid Of Your Desire,

Hmmm, that sounds complicated.

A healthy sexual appetite is just that, a healthy sexual appetite. But if you are finding yourself going in more and more perverse directions just to maintain your sexual highs, then that is addictive behavior and you need to get at the root of what is motivating you to do that. It's not sex. Or desire. It could be fear of rejection. A feeling of unworthiness (tell yourself you are worthy!). Or some past trauma that you are suppressing and pretending is old news and doesn't matter.

You are on the right track though. DO try to find a community here on Lit that you can connect with and find support from. We're all a little fucked up on here imho so you've come to the right place to find solace and help if you need it.

I suspect there is some underlying motivator that is making you seek out those sexual shadow places and then feel overwhelming guilt about it afterwards. Dissect that guilt. Maybe even meditate on it and see what bubbles up. I suspect there is a past relationship or trauma that you haven't properly dealt with. Uncover it so that you can be free of it is the best advice I can offer you.


- Doctor "The Past Can Sometimes Come Up And Bite You In The Ass When You're Least Expecting It" Liz

 

[Dribble]

Dear Afraid Of Your Desire,

Hmmm, that sounds complicated.

A healthy sexual appetite is just that, a healthy sexual appetite. But if you are finding yourself going in more and more perverse directions just to maintain your sexual highs, then that is addictive behavior and you need to get at the root of what is motivating you to do that. It's not sex. Or desire. It could be fear of rejection. A feeling of unworthiness (tell yourself you are worthy!). Or some past trauma that you are suppressing and pretending is old news and doesn't matter.

You are on the right track though. DO try to find a community here on Lit that you can connect with and find support from. We're all a little fucked up on here imho so you've come to the right place to find solace and help if you need it.

I suspect there is some underlying motivator that is making you seek out those sexual shadow places and then feel overwhelming guilt about it afterwards. Dissect that guilt. Maybe even meditate on it and see what bubbles up. I suspect there is a past relationship or trauma that you haven't properly dealt with. Uncover it so that you can be free of it is the best advice I can offer you.


- Doctor "The Past Can Sometimes Come Up And Bite You In The Ass When You're Least Expecting It" Liz

Just waving hi...you were missed

 

[Pad_Foot]

Have we all been laid off, or is the office just closed until the new year?

 

[LizVegas79]

Just waving hi...you were missed

I would like you better if you had a problem you wanted my help with - jk


Doesn't ANYONE around here need non-professional advice about their psycho-sexual problems anymore?!!!

Jeez, what a bunch of fuckin' health nuts!!!

 

[Petereater]

I apologize I don't have any psycho-sexual problems .... But wait isn't that what everybody with psycho sexual problems sez?
And yes, I am a fuckin' health nut.

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dr Liz,

Thank god you're back,
Speaking of nuts, I almost accidentally participated in no nut November, this would never have happened if everyone's favourite doctor was around. I look forward to your future guidance and many unexpected erections in the future.

Shane.

 

[LizVegas79]

I apologize I don't have any psycho-sexual problems .... But wait isn't that what everybody with psycho sexual problems sez?
And yes, I am a fuckin' health nut.

It is.

Fess up health nut!

Dear Dr Liz,

Thank god you're back,
Speaking of nuts, I almost accidentally participated in no nut November, this would never have happened if everyone's favourite doctor was around. I look forward to your future guidance and many unexpected erections in the future.

Shane.

Dear Shanie,

I'm so, so sorry to hear about your near miss with No Nut November! Tell me, did they really ... you know ... turn blue at any point? I'm doing a research paper on blue balls. That's why I'm asking btw. It's purely professional. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!!!!

I'm actually a little disappointed my little side hustle here didn't hustle much why I was away tending to a VERY weird but sometimes wonderful situation.

I might just drop the key to the front door down this drain, walk away and never come back .....


- Doctor It Sucks Not Being Needed Anymore Liz

 

[Trubbycat]

It is.

Fess up health nut!



Dear Shanie,

I'm so, so sorry to hear about your near miss with No Nut November! Tell me, did they really ... you know ... turn blue at any point? I'm doing a research paper on blue balls. That's why I'm asking btw. It's purely professional. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!!!!

I'm actually a little disappointed my little side hustle here didn't hustle much why I was away tending to a VERY weird but sometimes wonderful situation.

I might just drop the key to the front door down this drain, walk away and never come back .....


- Doctor It Sucks Not Being Needed Anymore Liz

This picture will ensure my balls go from blue to purple!