LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
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- Oct 13, 2014
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"Hmmm, let me just look over your examination profile to see if you're a match for any of our treatment programs ....
Divorced but still friends with your ex-wife - not bitter towards women, we like that.
You own your own business - very nice.
720 on your credit score - hmm, not great, but okay.
Drives a Mercedes but is not a racist - good for you.
Seven and seven-eighths inches fully erect - that works for me!
Five and nine-sixteenths inches in girth - ooooh very nice!
Ejaculate tastes like mango and pineapple - bonus points for that.
Enjoys watching a woman dangle a cute shoe off her foot - perverted, good.
Thinks toes are just as sexy as boobs - over eager to please, good.
Willing to try experimental new therapies - excellent.
Hmm, unfamiliar with the terms JOI, CEI and CFNM - well not a problem, we'll fix that.
Main reason for coming here - "feels inadequate around intelligent, beautiful women
but wants to learn not to be afraid of them and how to talk to them."
Hmmm, well we are very good at what we do but you are aware that any progress
you make in therapy is largely dependent upon you, right? I mean, we're miracle
workers, but we aren't "miracle" workers, right? So, our application fee, your initial
deposit, and all subsequent fees for therapeutic services rendered and performed
by either me or one of my talented technicians are 100% satisfaction guaranteed,
but also 100% non-refundable.
If you understand and still want to be a member, I mean a client, I mean a patient here,
then CONGRATULATIONS!!
assuming your deposit check clears I'm happy
to say your application has been accepted!
Just nod and sign here to get started with your free intro BJ, I mean, your first treatment sweetie.
- Doctor "Ask Me About Our Free Intro BJ's" Liz
"Hmmm, let me just look over your examination profile to see if you're a match for any of our treatment programs ....
Divorced but still friends with your ex-wife - not bitter towards women, we like that.
You own your own business - very nice.
720 on your credit score - hmm, not great, but okay.
Drives a Mercedes but is not a racist - good for you.
Seven and seven-eighths inches fully erect - that works for me!
Five and nine-sixteenths inches in girth - ooooh very nice!
Ejaculate tastes like mango and pineapple - bonus points for that.
Enjoys watching a woman dangle a cute shoe off her foot - perverted, good.
Thinks toes are just as sexy as boobs - over eager to please, good.
Willing to try experimental new therapies - excellent.
Hmm, unfamiliar with the terms JOI, CEI and CFNM - well not a problem, we'll fix that.
Main reason for coming here - "feels inadequate around intelligent, beautiful women
but wants to learn not to be afraid of them and how to talk to them."
Hmmm, well we are very good at what we do but you are aware that any progress
you make in therapy is largely dependent upon you, right? I mean, we're miracle
workers, but we aren't "miracle" workers, right? So, our application fee, your initial
deposit, and all subsequent fees for therapeutic services rendered and performed
by either me or one of my talented technicians are 100% satisfaction guaranteed,
but also 100% non-refundable.
If you understand and still want to be a member, I mean a client, I mean a patient here,
then CONGRATULATIONS!!
assuming your deposit check clears I'm happy to say your application has been accepted!
Just nod and sign here to get started with your free intro BJ, I mean, your first treatment sweetie.
- Doctor "Ask Me About Our Free Intro BJ's" Liz
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Liz is a great boss like that. 
