Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[JerseyJade]

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

 

[de_valmont]

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

Sounds great to me. But wouldn't it be a matter of collaborative work rather, outside and inside?

 

[JerseyJade]

Sounds great to me. But wouldn't it be a matter of collaborative work rather, outside and inside?

As much as I love Nova, I'm not one for sharing my work load with anyone. Not even with her.

 

[de_valmont]

As much as I love Nova, I'm not one for sharing my work load with anyone. Not even with her.

OK So you greedily take all your work load and never waste a drop ...

 

[JerseyJade]

OK So you greedily take all your work load and never waste a drop ...

Well the whole point of us having a car wash is to clean the car, not make a mess.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

Is that the deluxe vacuum you are using inside that car?

 

[JerseyJade]

Is that the deluxe vacuum you are using inside that car?

Yep. Nothing but the best for our customers.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Yep. Nothing but the best for our customers.

Do you offer pre-paid monthly pass card so there's no waiting in line?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you offer pre-paid monthly pass card so there's no waiting in line?

We're not offering anything yet. I'm waiting to hear from Nova about my idea. But as far as lines go, we work at Liz's clinic, so we're used to long lines.

 

[hairball18]

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

I think you will be very popular.

 

[NemoNautilus]

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

I’d go to that car wash

 

[clistenovena]

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

It's a grand plan, JJ. But my work on the outside needs to be more like this. We'd double our profits.

And I'm going on record here that you, JJ, said we should go off on our own. Not my idea.
I wouldn't cut Liz out like that. After all she's done for us. Shame on you, JJ.
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[clistenovena]

Sounds great to me. But wouldn't it be a matter of collaborative work rather, outside and inside?

JJ doesn't share the load. She takes it all on herself. She's good like that.

As much as I love Nova, I'm not one for sharing my work load with anyone. Not even with her.

See? Called it.

 

[JerseyJade]

And I'm going on record here that you, JJ, said we should go off on our own. Not my idea.
I wouldn't cut Liz out like that. After all she's done for us. Shame on you, JJ.
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Maybe so, but in case you haven't noticed....

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This is what Liz is driving around these days...

http://www.myfinancialjourney.com/images/car001.jpg

and I'm still driving this thing.

 

[LizVegas79]

Why do I have a feeling that Liz's next business venture will be opening up a car wash?

idk - maybe because you're a psychic genius?!!

I would work there... guiding the cars in with those lights those airport guys use to direct the planes.

Oh that would be so cute!!

Can I at least take the lights home every night?

No sorry Z. This is probably going to have to be a 24hr business so that we don't cripple the traffic patterns on the westside of the city.

But you can always take one of our Hitachi Magic Wands home with you - they're about the same size as those lights they use at the airport and you can have waaaaaaay more fun with a magic wand I promise.

(if you don't know how to use an Hitachi, I offer all female employees a free hands-on learning workshop in my office every Tuesday evening after we close )

We'd make bank. Liz is smart that way.

And for the car-wash enthusiast who wants it all...

Full service

LOL -we DEFINITELY have to work the words "car wash enthusiast" and "full service" into our marketing advertising!!!

Sorry boss, I found another bowl of gummie bears.

I guess this explains the line of perfectly clean cars outside the clinic

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I think one of the new girls misunderstood the dress code. I'll have a word with her. Can I use your office?

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No problem. I forgot to warn everyone about the gummies again so I guess that's sort of on me.

Okay, Tan. Have "a word" with her. But make it quick

Nova, I've been thinking. Why should Liz get rich from all our hard work when we can get rich on our own. How about you and I start our own car wash business. It'll be so easy and we'll make a ton of money that we get to keep to ourselves.

So my plan is this:

You work the outside of the car...

and I'll work the inside of the car.

Is that a plan or what?

Yes, it sounds like a wonderful plan indeed, JJ.

Let me be the first to wish you all the success in the world with it.

And I'm going on record here that you, JJ, said we should go off on our own. Not my idea.
I wouldn't cut Liz out like that. After all she's done for us. Shame on you, JJ.

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Thank you Nova. I really appreciate that. I'm pretty devastated by JJ's betrayal to start a side business without me.

Normally, of course, I'd slip into one of my leather cat suits, grab a riding crop from the riding crop display case outside Exam Room #3 and fly right into full on bitch boss revenge mode.

But I'm not going to do that this time. Besides, I probably can't even fit into any of my favorite catsuits anymore because I haven't been able to step foot inside a gym for the past two months and I've been eating way too much pizza, chips and other fatty fat junk food lately.

I'm just too broken-hearted about JJ. I'm going to sign up for a long, maximum capacity how-to-be-a-better-manager retreat somewhere in Italy or China to try and figure out how to be a better boss because obviously somewhere along the line I have failed her not only as a boss, but also as a mentor and a friend.

If I catch the coronavirus while I'm gone, then it was just meant to be. I hope you'll keep the clinic open and remember me from time to time. I'm sure JJ will figure out a way to roll the clinic under the holding company of your new car wash corporation. I hope you two will be very happy counting all your money together now that I'm out of the way.

btw - you can also have the licensing rights to my new magic wand workshops.

Maybe so, but in case you haven't noticed....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ByQJwp3pMWg/hqdefault.jpg

This is what Liz is driving around these days...

http://www.myfinancialjourney.com/images/car001.jpg

and I'm still driving this thing.

Driving a car with paddle-shifters isn't as easy as it looks, JJ.

But fine. Take my car. It's yours.

I won't be needing it in Italy or China or whatever hole I'm going to go crawl into right now anyways.

Just promise me you'll be careful, sweetie. It goes like super scary fast sometimes.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yes, it sounds like a wonderful plan indeed, JJ.

Let me be the first to wish you all the success in the world with it.



Thank you Nova. I really appreciate that. I'm pretty devastated by JJ's betrayal to start a side business without me.

Normally, of course, I'd slip into one of my leather cat suits, grab a riding crop from the riding crop display case outside Exam Room #3 and fly right into full on bitch boss revenge mode.

But I'm not going to do that this time.

I'm just too broken-hearted. Instead, I'm going to sign up for a long, maximum capacity how-to-be-a-better-manager retreat somewhere in Italy or China to try and figure out how to be a better boss because obviously somewhere along the line I have failed her not only as a boss, but also as a mentor and a friend.

If I catch the coronavirus while I'm gone, then it was meant to be. I hope you'll keep the clinic open and remember me from time to time. I'm sure JJ will figure out a way to roll the clinic under the holding company of your new car wash corporation. I hope you two will be very happy counting all your money together now that I'm out of the way.

btw - you can also have the licensing rights to my new magic wand workshops.



Driving a car with paddle-shifters isn't as easy as it looks, JJ.

But fine. Take my car. It's yours.

I won't be needing it in Italy or China or whatever hole I'm going to go crawl into right now anyways.

Just promise me you'll be careful, sweetie. It goes like super scary fast sometimes.

Geeez, Liz. Talk about breaking my heart and then totally disappointing me. I was kind of hoping that you would have slipped into one of your leather cat suits, grab a riding crop from the riding crop display case outside Exam Room #3 and fly right into full on bitch boss revenge mode. What a let down.

Forget it, Nova! You're right. Liz has been good to us and I can't have a car wash business without her being a part of it. Oh well.. so much for getting rich.

Oh, btw... does anyone have jumper cables that can help me start my car. The battery is dead and I can't afford to buy a new one right now.

 

[LizVegas79]

Geeez, Liz. Talk about breaking my heart and then totally disappointing me. I was kind of hoping that you would have slipped into one of your leather cat suits, grab a riding crop from the riding crop display case outside Exam Room #3 and fly right into full on bitch boss revenge mode. What a let down.

Forget it, Nova! You're right. Liz has been good to us and I can't have a car wash business without her being a part of it. Oh well.. so much for getting rich.

Oh, btw... does anyone have jumper cables that can help me start my car. The battery is dead and I can't afford to buy a new one right now.

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Well since you put it that way, I guess I don't have to forgive you quite so easily sweetie

Oh, and I'll need the keys back to my Ferrari since it does match my new catsuit so perfectly.

Could someone jump JJ for me please?

I'm sure none of you want her to be late for her disciplinary meeting in my office, right?

 

[JerseyJade]

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Well since you put it that way, I guess I don't have to forgive you quite so easily sweetie

Oh, and I'll need the keys back to my Ferrari since it does match my new catsuit so perfectly.

Could someone jump JJ for me please?

I'm sure none of you want her to be late for her disciplinary meeting in my office, right?

Yep. There's the Liz that I love. Do you still have those get away tickets by any chance?

Nova, would you be interested in going to Italy or China with me???

 

[clistenovena]

Could someone jump JJ for me please?

Yes, please. I need a refresher course in "blow him 'til he 'bout passes out."

I'm sure none of you want her to be late for her disciplinary meeting in my office, right?

And get JJ in more trouble??

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Yep. There's the Liz that I love. Do you still have those get away tickets by any chance?

Nova, would you be interested in going to Italy or China with me???

Hard no to China, but there's this beautiful town in down in the very south of Italy called Sorrento. I'll def go with you there!

Liz, think we can get the time off to go? Or just get off. Either way.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yes, please. I need a refresher course in "blow him 'til he 'bout passes out."

Fine... but only after you show me that thing you do with your tongue that Liz is always talking about.

 

[LizVegas79]

Yep. There's the Liz that I love. Do you still have those get away tickets by any chance?

Nova, would you be interested in going to Italy or China with me???

I do but darn, they're non-transferable

Get JJ in more trouble??

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Hard no to China, but there's this beautiful town in down in the very south of Italy called Sorrento. I'll def go with you there!

Liz, think we can get the time off to go? Or just get off. Either way.

First JJ wants you and her to start a business without me. Now you want to go on vacation with JJ without me.

I'm starting to see a disturbing trend here ... fine, you guys win. I'll start taking a shower everyday again.

Fine... but only after you show me that thing you do with your tongue that Liz is always talking about.

While you're waiting for Nova to get back to you, would you like to see what the new girl can do with her tongue?

https://cdn011.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/03/985502/bdsmlr-985502-IRLhyKT0kv.gif

 

[JerseyJade]

While you're waiting for Nova to get back to you, would you like to see what I can do with my tongue?

https://cdn011.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/03/985502/bdsmlr-985502-IRLhyKT0kv.gif

Good Lord! That is one scary looking tongue. Keep that away from me!

 

[Booboobear84]

I do but darn, they're non-transferable




While you're waiting for Nova to get back to you, would you like to see what I can do with my tongue?

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I'll step up. I'm sure it would be quite therapeutic.

 

[clistenovena]

First JJ wants you and her to start a business without me. Now you want to go on vacation with JJ without me.

We aren't going without you, Liz! But you own the place, so you don't have to ask for time off, unlike JJ and I (your minions, remember?).

You going was always part of the plan. Three gorgeous-teers and all that.

https://em.wattpad.com/efb8115255fd12725b5dc724e1e0afbdf820c46b/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f306b744750444a486d44544832513d3d2d313034362e313538303163353836363730656136373234343932333432343832342e676966

... fine, you guys win. I'll start taking a shower everyday again.

Can we watch??

 

[LizVegas79]

We aren't going without you, Liz! But you own the place, so you don't have to ask for time off, unlike JJ and I (your minions, remember?).

You going was always part of the plan. Three gorgeous-teers and all that.

https://em.wattpad.com/efb8115255fd12725b5dc724e1e0afbdf820c46b/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f306b744750444a486d44544832513d3d2d313034362e313538303163353836363730656136373234343932333432343832342e676966

Can we watch??

Of course! Don't forget, Happy Hour runs from 4-6 too