Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LoveLiving]

Hmm, I see someone needs to be sent back to school
and taught a lesson or two.

Have a seat, sweetie. Class is now in session

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You mean I didn’t get that answer right?
I guess I need private tutoring.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Private tutors?
Can one be taught how to keep orgasms enjoyable as one ages?

 

[LizVegas79]

Love the moment you get Down to Business ...

Dear Busy Business Admirer,

And I appreciate that you admire me for my business savvy and acumen rather than just how I look.


- Doctor "So Why Don't You Like How I Look?" Liz

You mean I didn’t get that answer right?
I guess I need private tutoring.

Dear Willing To Learn,

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Especially because it's actually the biggest sex organ.


- Doctor "I Love To Be Impressed" Liz

Private tutors?
Can one be taught how to keep orgasms enjoyable as one ages?

Dear Wanting To Age With A Smile On Your Face,

You may be surprised by my answer. It's probably more up to you than it is your partner.

Unless you're asking for someone else (perhaps your wife maybe?)

If you aren't enjoying your orgasms as much as you once did, I suspect there is some serious, fucked up sexual guilt about something that's at the root cause of that. You either need to talk with someone about it, confess something to someone, or apologize to someone as soon as possible because orgasms are and should be pleasurable AF. If they're not, something's seriously wrong.

Now, if it's simply a matter of not getting as many erections as you once did, that can either be a medical problem or a lack of proper stimulation. As we age, men and women mature sexually. And that often means our sexual tastes and preferences mature as well. You may just need to kink things up a little. Have you considered or tried that? Is there anything that you're unwilling to admit that turns you on these days? Vanilla sex may simply not float your boat anymore. You may need to try a little rocky road or something like that

If you're asking for someone else, such as your wife or gf, that's a little trickier. Some women do lose interest in sex as they get older and it's not always because of their partner or prospects for partners. Men too (although not many imhe!). On the other hand, many women experience a heightened, sometimes even ravenous, sex drive as they age. Even after they're post-menstrual. It's really luck of the draw though I'm afraid.


- Doctor "Delayed, Prolonged and Multiple Orgasm Classes Now Available" Liz
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[LizVegas79]

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Dear Dr. Liz –

I am a little confused about your being upset with me for not commenting on your knee. Please understand that I meant no disrespect. It’s just that I was initially surprised by that photo in your response. At first glance, I thought that it was one of those CGI images you warned me about, and I was startled as to why you might have sent a trashy CGI picture to me.

But upon closer inspection, I realized it was not a trashy photo, that it was a stunning picture of you, and that you were really trying to bring me out of my puritanical Amish upbringing and show me that a woman’s body attributes were nothing to be afraid of. Still somewhat flustered, as I had never viewed a woman’s legs or knees before, I began to gaze over the sleekness of the long legs, the bending knee itself, and then the silky smooth skin above the knee. Admittedly though, I began to feel an uncomfortable warmth in parts of my body and wondered if that was a “normal” reaction to your photo, and perhaps that is what you intended to happen. If so, I appreciate you trying to bring me out of my social awkwardness.

I could never be fresh with a lady such as yourself, simply out of respect for you and my being very shy and inexperienced. And I could never lie to you as that would be breaking the Amish code of behavior.

Please accept my apology for the lack of an appropriate response to your beautiful photo.

Sincerely,
Your humble Wallflower

P.S. If you feel that my treatment would benefit from additional photos of you, please feel free to include them in future correspondence.

Dear Humble Wallflower,

Apologies for making you wait in the Reception Area for over a month. Thank you for bringing this oversight to my attention. I have investigated this matter and I assure you those responsible for this travesty shall and will be held accountable.

Although, Madison, the receptionist who booked your appointment was new at the time, it's no excuse. You were wronged and you no doubt expect not only restitution but also retribution. I assure you, you shall have both. A full refund, plus a 10% inconvenience gift, will be credited back to your credit card on file.

Plus, if you wish to observe my disciplinary measures I intend to take with her, you may do so after I address the questions you have raised.

So let's see ... you're welcome. I was intend trying to draw you out of your puritanical Amish upbringing and help you understand the complexities of a woman by getting your primitive male brain to engage and answer simple anatomy questions at first, which, if successful, would lead to subsequent anatomy questions and learning opportunities.

First off, thank you for noticing my smooth pampered skin. I believe our skin is a living, growing organ as vital as our heart or any other organ so I do endeavor to pamper and moisturize it daily. I often engage others to help me with this task as there are some areas of my body that are hard to reach, and other areas of my body that seem to give pleasure to myself (and others) when I allow others to touch, rub, caress and moisturize them as they so desire.

Secondly, you did indeed have what I would call a "normal" reaction to seeing my knee. There were actually two correct responses. Yours was stimulation. The other acceptable reaction would have been fear. You see, when a man insults a woman, a woman often has the direct and immediate urge to thrust her knee into the man's groinal area in order to cause his brain, and his central nervous system, to reset. The harder she thrusts said knee into a man's groinal area is directly proportional to how mad he made her with whatever stupid thing he said to her which no doubt rightfully set her off. (note: women are RARELY ever wrong about this)

Lastly, I do worry that you may struggle to come to terms with other pictures of myself that I might be inclined to share with you. I suspect, and for your sake would hope, that you would have a similar reaction to the one you had of my knee. That is, feeling a sense of warmth and stimulation. However, any further or subsequest suggestion that a picture of me could be "a trashy CGI photo" would be a most unfortunate calamity. Especially for your groinal area. (see above) My knee, although silky smooth as you observed, is nonetheless on what could be called a hair trigger.

Since you have been so patient and understanding, and because you seem courageous in your pursuit of knowledge, I shall now allow you to watch as I discipline Madison for mishandling your case.


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If you have any additional questions, or need for expediated personal treatment, please do not hesitate to let us know. We are always happy to be of service to someone such as yourself who seems so eager and willing to learn.

Now apologize to the nice man, Madison. But not right away. This is for your own good, sweetie.


- Doctor "I'm Here For You" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

My old chair quit. I need a new one. Maybe if I Google human furniture ....

 

[Pad_Foot]

My old chair quit. I need a new one. Maybe if I Google human furniture ....

Perhaps one of those hippity hop balls with the odd phallic handle?

 

[LizVegas79]

Perhaps one of those hippity hop balls with the odd phallic handle?

Hmmm, that's not the worst idea I've heard. I do sort of like the purple one

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[hotcpu]

My old chair quit. I need a new one. Maybe if I Google human furniture ....

No doubt you'd have to keep repositioning your body as you molded into the proper fitting.

 

[hotcpu]

Hmmm, that's not the worst idea I've heard. I do sort of like the purple one

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Here's to you having a remote controlled air compressor to give it an extra boost of filling

 

[Pad_Foot]

Hmmm, that's not the worst idea I've heard. I do sort of like the purple one

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It has two options? Nice! I think you would need a big towel beneath it

 

[LizVegas79]

No updates...in fact nothing at all....and won't be...won't happen.

Oh darn. Did something happen? Has she stopped flirting back with you? That's too bad. I'm sorry.

 

[LizVegas79]

Still friendly, but just not in a super flirty way..just happy to have a friend....maybe if I saw her more than once or twice a week (she works mostly from home these days) more might be more possible.

Mmmm, that is tough. Absence does NOT always make the heart grow fonder. Sometimes it makes the heart tend to forget - especially with a woman if her heart is already taken by another.

Well, once or twice a week is better than once or twice a month. If there ever is any trouble in her paradise, you are likely to be one of the first ones to find out and hear about it. So don't give up just yet!

 

[n8Romantic]

Damn Dr. Liz, dis snow’s cold! Deep tooo! Got any squirrel stilts or any other prosthetic I might use?

 

[LizVegas79]

Damn Dr. Liz, dis snow’s cold! Deep tooo! Got any squirrel stilts or any other prosthetic I might use?

Dear In Too Deep,

Hmm, sorry, all out of squirrel stilts.

I recommend finding and crawling your way towards a safe, warm nest and staying there until she taps you on the head and says, "Okay, thanks. That was nice."


- Doctor "Nice Is A Low Bar But At Least It's A Bar" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm going to re-boot your brain to help you stop having so many dirty,
filthy thoughts for a little while. Are you ready? Count down from ten
with me. Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ... six ... five ... four ... three ...."

 

[LoveLiving]

Dear Humble Wallflower,

Apologies for making you wait in the Reception Area for over a month. Thank you for bringing this oversight to my attention. I have investigated this matter and I assure you those responsible for this travesty shall and will be held accountable.

Although, Madison, the receptionist who booked your appointment was new at the time, it's no excuse. You were wronged and you no doubt expect not only restitution but also retribution. I assure you, you shall have both. A full refund, plus a 10% inconvenience gift, will be credited back to your credit card on file.

Plus, if you wish to observe my disciplinary measures I intend to take with her, you may do so after I address the questions you have raised.

So let's see ... you're welcome. I was intend trying to draw you out of your puritanical Amish upbringing and help you understand the complexities of a woman by getting your primitive male brain to engage and answer simple anatomy questions at first, which, if successful, would lead to subsequent anatomy questions and learning opportunities.

First off, thank you for noticing my smooth pampered skin. I believe our skin is a living, growing organ as vital as our heart or any other organ so I do endeavor to pamper and moisturize it daily. I often engage others to help me with this task as there are some areas of my body that are hard to reach, and other areas of my body that seem to give pleasure to myself (and others) when I allow others to touch, rub, caress and moisturize them as they so desire.

Secondly, you did indeed have what I would call a "normal" reaction to seeing my knee. There were actually two correct responses. Yours was stimulation. The other acceptable reaction would have been fear. You see, when a man insults a woman, a woman often has the direct and immediate urge to thrust her knee into the man's groinal area in order to cause his brain, and his central nervous system, to reset. The harder she thrusts said knee into a man's groinal area is directly proportional to how mad he made her with whatever stupid thing he said to her which no doubt rightfully set her off. (note: women are RARELY ever wrong about this)

Lastly, I do worry that you may struggle to come to terms with other pictures of myself that I might be inclined to share with you. I suspect, and for your sake would hope, that you would have a similar reaction to the one you had of my knee. That is, feeling a sense of warmth and stimulation. However, any further or subsequest suggestion that a picture of me could be "a trashy CGI photo" would be a most unfortunate calamity. Especially for your groinal area. (see above) My knee, although silky smooth as you observed, is nonetheless on what could be called a hair trigger.

Since you have been so patient and understanding, and because you seem courageous in your pursuit of knowledge, I shall now allow you to watch as I discipline Madison for mishandling your case.


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If you have any additional questions, or need for expediated personal treatment, please do not hesitate to let us know. We are always happy to be of service to someone such as yourself who seems so eager and willing to learn.

Now apologize to the nice man, Madison. But not right away. This is for your own good, sweetie.


- Doctor "I'm Here For You" Liz

So that's where my ping pong paddle went.

 

[LoveLiving]

Hmm, I see someone needs to be sent back to school
and taught a lesson or two.

Have a seat, sweetie. Class is now in session

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S'KOOL? I don nead no skool. If you tink tat was Paree, dis is Paree.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Dear Dr,
Until my last office visit I had no problems with my size. Then while waiting for my seeing, I find out, from a posting on this site, that there are women who prefer their men to be from 12” to 16” long, with outstanding breath control. I have the breath control, but how does one go about shrinking one’s size ??
Are there many women into “vore”?
Would it be worth investing in shrinking?
The movie “Downsizing” made it look like it had some advantages. They failed to hit on the size advantage some women might like exploring

Signed,
Sex Sized

 

[Eringobra]

Dear Dr,

I have been dealing with some uncertainty and embarrassment in my life since New Years Eve. I was home alone and pretty drunk this last one. I am pretty sure something super embarrassing happened but it isn't something I can really talk about publicly. I am sure some other woman out there may have been in a similar situation but I don't really have anyone to discuss it with. Anyway, I am not sure what to do or who to talk too about this.

Signed

Drunk and embarrassed

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr,
Until my last office visit I had no problems with my size. Then while waiting for my seeing, I find out, from a posting on this site, that there are women who prefer their men to be from 12” to 16” long, with outstanding breath control. I have the breath control, but how does one go about shrinking one’s size ??
Are there many women into “vore”?
Would it be worth investing in shrinking?
The movie “Downsizing” made it look like it had some advantages. They failed to hit on the size advantage some women might like exploring

Signed,
Sex Sized

Dear Over Sexed Size,

Hmmm, I must have missed some posts while I was away at my sex therapy research spa, I mean ... conference.

I am a self-confessed size queen (a term I learned about here on Lit awhile back) but 12" to 16" long sounds like too much of a good thing even for me.

I have no idea how to go about downsizing one of those things. My specialty has always been bringing out the best in them so that they can be all they can be and maybe even a little more lol. However, I'm sure you could find some doctor somewhere to take a stab at it (sorry for the pun but I couldn't resist )

I'm not sure what "yore" is - would you mind explaining it to me?

Also, I'm absolutely positive I would remember an office visit with someone of your, um, dimensions. I suspect one of my assistant therapists or one of my receptionists prepped you for your session and took it upon herself to ... well, take you on herself.

Was it that big doe-eyed, orally inclined minx JJ?

Hmmm, I wonder if it was that day she asked for the rest of the afternoon off suddenly?

I would invite you to come back in for a re-evaluation but I imagine my receptionists and booking assistants all have your file circled. In fact, your file is completely missing and I can't find any record of you in my client database. Hmmmm .....

Good luck. Get that thing looked at and let me know what you decide to do about it BEFORE you actually do anything about it.


- Doctor "There Is Such A Thing As A Thing That's Too Big, Although I Personally Haven't Come Across One Yet" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

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Hmmm, we can either agree to disagree or you can stay after class for some private tutoring. Your choice.

 

[hairball18]

Hmmm, we can either agree to disagree or you can stay after class for some private tutoring. Your choice.

I knew I was in the wrong class.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr,

I have been dealing with some uncertainty and embarrassment in my life since New Years Eve. I was home alone and pretty drunk this last one. I am pretty sure something super embarrassing happened but it isn't something I can really talk about publicly. I am sure some other woman out there may have been in a similar situation but I don't really have anyone to discuss it with. Anyway, I am not sure what to do or who to talk too about this.

Signed

Drunk and embarrassed

Dear Drunk And Embarrassed,

We've all done stupid things on NYE. Trust me. So don't keep beating yourself up over a poor choice after too many over pour choices.

From our private sessions I have a good idea of what happened. And, as I said, this is a bit outside of my experience and my comfort zone. However, we all have to push our boundaries a little sometimes and that goes for me too. As a semi-licensed professional working girl, I know how important it is to talk about things. Especially uncomfortable things.

So, I invite anyone else who thinks they might have any insight or experience with your experience to reach out to you.

But also, I invite you to reach out to me privately via PM again. I promise I will listen this time.


- Doctor "I'm A Pro At Doing Stupid Things" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

Was it that big doe-eyed, orally inclined minx JJ?

That thing would never fit in my mouth, so it wasn't me!

 

[LizVegas79]

That thing would never fit in my mouth, so it wasn't me!

Right? Mine either.

But I still don't believe you JJ. I've never known you to shy away from a challenge