And here I thought making it hard was always the objective! I select both as I am sure each one has their own unique (technique) way they deliver treatments to ensure clients are up for the full process.Happy Choose Your Own Nurse Practitioner Day!
(good luck. making it hard for you makes my job a lot easier lol)
Your staff has never failed to service me well. I do believe it will be glaringly obvious how happy I am to see you once again. I kind of like those words..."he's ready to see you" as well.Well, SOP is first they check your vitals to make sure you can handle treatment.
And then measure your vitals for our own personal records.
My favorite words when either one (or both) of them brings you into my office are, "He's ready to see you now, Doctor Liz."
Of course, I still have to be the judge of that.
Your staff has never failed to service me well. I do believe it will be glaringly obvious how happy I am to see you once again. I kind of like those words..."he's ready to see you" as well.
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I couldn't help but notice your lovely ankle bracelet...I certainly got my own raise when I saw you wearing it.Dammit JJ have you been pre-servicing my patients again?
I thought we talked about this. I can't help them if they're no longer horny as hell by the time they see me! Nine times out of ten they forget what they came in to see me about.
Oh wait! We have a no last minute cancellation policy! They have to book another appointment! JJ you're a genius!
(remind me to give you a raise next month
See? We both benefit by that. Oh, don't worry, Liz.. I'll remind you.Dammit JJ have you been pre-servicing my patients again?
I thought we talked about this. I can't help them if they're no longer horny as hell by the time they see me! Nine times out of ten they forget what they came in to see me about.
Oh wait! We have a no last minute cancellation policy! They have to book another appointment! JJ you're a genius!
(remind me to give you a raise next month
I couldn't help but notice your lovely ankle bracelet...I certainly got my own raise when I saw you wearing it.
See? We both benefit by that. Oh, don't worry, Liz.. I'll remind you.
Takes you by the hand and helps you stand while taking one more look at those lovely long legs. My how nice and tall you are in those heels! I would love to move you back against the wall, eye to eye and measure you up (and down) to appreciate all the curves hidden by your lab coat.Well, well, you most certainly did. Good for you. Very nice.
Now, how can I help you?
What? Did I get my schedule mixed up?? I thought this was action/reaction therapy Wednesday!I'm sorry. There's no touching the doctor unless she prescribes it. :caning:
And I wear this cute but prudent lab coat so your session can remain about you, not me.
I'm beginning to think you made this appointment not because you have any urgent pressing need to discuss, but simply just an urgent pressing need.
That is true. I do remember there was one client... his credit card was maxed out, so he couldn't pay you. Not that has to do with anything I'm sure.
*gigglesThat is true. I do remember there was one client... his credit card was maxed out, so he couldn't pay you. Not that has to do with anything I'm sure.
That is true. I do remember there was one client... his credit card was maxed out, so he couldn't pay you. Not that has to do with anything I'm sure.
Such Professional Teamwork at your practice!!See? Even JJ knows our policy regarding engaging in sexual relations with our clients.
Thanks for having my back gf!
And speaking of my back, would you mind checking to see if Frank got any you know what on it? I don't want my next appointment to get the wrong impression of me.
Such the Dr. Liz Pose!!ikr? It makes it so easy for me to go on vacation and not worry about what's going on back at the office.
It's so nice to have complete and total faith in my staff that they'll make the right decisions.
It's getting harder and harder to find somewhere where I won't be recognized though.
Everywhere I go I hear people whispering, "Hey, is that Doctor Liz over there? Lets go ask her for her
autograph and try to get a free sex counseling session."
Fucking cheapskates. LOL
"Dammit. I think those people over there recognize me. Yep, here they come ... I home they buy my fake Italian accent."
Hmmm where is your suggestion box? I think No Panties or Thongs should be expanded to more than one day!
