Blonde Jokes.........(Little Lady Jokes)

[Little Lady69]

up yours!!!!

why are blonde jokes so short????

so AA and heavy can remember them.....giggle

 

[HeavyStick]

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[baby girl astra]

lol@ all the jokes

 

[Little Lady69]

man heavy you are just plain mean *GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR*
(roflmao)

and stop showing off those naked pics i sent you...lol

 

[HeavyStick]

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[clamtickler]

What do...

What do blondes and airplanes have in common?


They both have little black boxes!

 

[sweet baby lee]

LL

ok you guys...i havent said a word so far.......but now i got to
LL is not a dumb blonde.....a brazen hussy maybe.....but dumb....never......so lay off you two....my bro and my bear....shaking my head in disgust

 

[twodogs]

picture

Say now after seeing the picture of toping of the beer glasesi'm not going to say a whole lot about blondes, if a little short on some things she sure can make up for it in other ways.

 

[Little Lady69]

thank you sweet

ya you guys I may be a brazen hussy but iam smart....lol

^5 to my buddy and pal sweet...luv ya tons

nice try heavy

 

[Mountain Man]

i know this will get me in trouble...but......

I know this is wrong..but i just cant help it.....


Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

 

[Mountain Man]

and another

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first.

 

[Mountain Man]

and the last one....for now

What's five miles long and has an I.Q. of forty?


A blonde parade.

 

[Little Lady69]

lol @ mm

haha mm veryyyyyyyy funnyyyyyyyyyyyy....

what do you have when your holding a guys balls in your hand???
his undivided attention....hehe

 

[twodogs]

littlelady

Now you got that right his full attention

 

[Little Lady69]

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.

 

[sweet baby lee]

men jokes.......5^ LL

why did the man cross the road???

cause he heard the chicken was a slut




go get um LL giggles.......my bosom buddy.....you got the bosom and i want it..lmbo


heavy and bro and mm.....bad boys all......

 

[Little Lady69]

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.

*handing sweet some of my bosom* lol

luv ya tons sweet *G*

 

[twodogs]

Hey

WE are not like that ,just because we wear a shirt that says 9 to 90 as long as they are warm and breathing, does'nt me we will just take on anything, give us a break

 

[Little Lady69]

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get,
and how long it'll stay.

lol @ twodogs

 

[twodogs]

Bad gril

Your bad to the bone and i love it

 

[Little Lady69]

haha heavy....i can tell men bashing jokes all night...lol
I'll reach 100 before ya know it...hehe

 

[Mountain Man]

one more....

Why do blondes have more fun?

They are easier to keep amused


as indicated by this thread......wait...it seem to be us me wha are easily amused..(trying to get back into LL good graces)

 

[Mountain Man]

the other way...

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?


So men will understand them.

 

[Mountain Man]

OK...this is it..i promise....

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.


"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

 

[twodogs]

littlelady

Hey you will get 100 tonight if you are noy required to be in bed by 9 , some can't play late