Blonde Jokes.........(Little Lady Jokes)

[Kat-44]

and LL best part is.each time we post here, it's one less blonde joke posted, hehe

 

[Little Lady69]

thats right kat....lol...did ya see all my man jokes i slipped in there...lol

ohhhhhhhhh the next one is it *G* and it has to be in the tub, there could be no other place *G*

nowwww what will i use as my cute little picture??? hehe

 

[Kat-44]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for LL and I watched her.............*fanning myself*

 

[Kat-44]

OMG LL..they aren;t here now and we are using up all their valuable space................boooooooo hooooooooooooooo, we could slam them in their own thread, lol

 

[Little Lady69]

i know i said earlier that im gonna change this to a man joke thread...lol

handing kat a glass of ice water...lol

 

[Kat-44]

gonna go look for good jokes, some cop ones too, lol

 

[Little Lady69]

yaaaaaaa kat...diss on the jar head...giggle

still luvs ya bear...lol

 

[twodogs]

OH no

IT started out just fine ,no need to change now , where is your av

 

[Little Lady69]

lol twodogs, i havent picked one yet....lol

 

[Kat-44]

Why are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

best one..............
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

Why do men want virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay

 

[twodogs]

cute

 

[sweet baby lee]

sis

you man-bashing now...lol..........

 

[sweet baby lee]

LL

congrats LL.......kissesssssssssss and a little tongue from you know who......he is obsessed with it

 

[stargirl32]

snuggles n licks kat. LL and fellow sisters..

men jokes i have a ton,,,,


how many men does it take to wallpaper a bedroom...?
it depends on how thin you slice each one.,,,

why are men like bananas? cos the older they get the less firm they are


why are men like tights?..... cos they either cling,run. or dont fit in the crotch properly..

why are men like dogs? ,,, cos they are smelly,, always asking for food,,, and scared of the vaccum cleaner


why shoul;dnt you hit a man with glasses,,,,?? cos a baseball bats better...



BROUGHT TO YOU FROM SISTERS IN SIN.... I MEAN LAW...


PS congrats LL snuggles and luscious licks from star

 

[stargirl32]

3 guys are discussing the control they have over their wives.
1st guy says "I have immense control over my wife. Every night I come home from work to find my dinner waiting for me on the table".
2nd guy says: "I have total control over my wife. Every night I come home from work to find a hot bath ready and waiting".
3rd guys says: "The other night, lads, my wife came to me on her hands and knees". The other two are really impressed with this and ask: "Yeah? what did she say"? "GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN"!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Adam & Eve," God said. "I have finished everything on my list, except for two things, of which you both have a choice. Firstly, which out of the pair of you, would most like to pee standing up?"
Adam shot his hand skywards.
"OK Adam." said God. "Eve, you get the multiple orgasms~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

STANDING UP IN DEFENCE OF THE BLONDE..
admits to haveing blonde tendancys sometimes... lmao

 

[sweet baby lee]

star

gigles star.....funny stuff.......not only are we sisters ........i get to be a starbaby.......and ....yes......blonde tendencies run in the family

roflmbo

 

[Mountain Man]

Ok...there will be more

Why Men Can't Win
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

 

[Mountain Man]

and another....for both sides

Perfect Story
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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman.
She's the only one that really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man..

* A Male's Response *

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

 

[Mountain Man]

one for the ladies....

Maybe this will get me back into the good graces of LL...*hoping....hoping...please*

Men are like.......


.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

 

[Mountain Man]

last one for now.......

Rules for Women
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1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
4. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
5. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.
6. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
7. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
8. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.
9. Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.
10. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.
11. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.
12. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
13. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
14. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
15. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
16. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
17. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
18. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
19. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "Oh all right, I'll stay the night."




damn..i hope this is working......hehehehe

 

[*ladylove*]

Oh you so know I had to reply to this thread!!! *linking arms with LL, standing tall and putting in "the truth about men"*

If men woke up with vaginas they would:
squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half
finally find that damned G-spot
go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam, and ask to have it video recorded!

Why cucumbers are better than men:
cucumbers stay hard for a week
a cucumber won't tell you size doesn't matter
cucumbers never suffer from "performance anxiety"

why don't men blink during foreplay?
they don't have time!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know it hasn't happened yet

Why is it difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive and goodlooking?
They all have boyfriends already!

What did god say after creating Adam?
Oh I must be able to do better than that!

What did god say after creating Eve?
Practice makes perfect

and last of all
Man says to God: "why did you make eve so beautiful?" God says, "Oh, so you would love her". Man says, "but why did you make her so dumb?" God says, "Well that one is easy, So she would love you"!!

*ladylove*

 

[Little Lady69]

oh yaaaaaa ll *linking arms* and giggling my ass off.....

good ones mm...laughed myself silly *G*
(you still have a ways to go though)

hey star...thanks and heres lick hug and kiss back at ya girl *G*

you guys are all teh greatest *G*

to aa and heavy

hehe

 

[twodogs]

Wow

Oh my look at that ,boy how i would like to be the horse ,oh the sweet wetness on my back now if i could my head around there.
Wait she will be getting off and ibet she will come around and pet me i will get her then

 

[stargirl32]

Re: Wow

ONE MORE FOR THE STAR SISTERHOOD OF SINNERS....
FIGHTING THE WRATH OF THE INJURED MALE..



Why did God put men on Earth?
A) Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.


What should you do if your boyfriend walks out?
A) Shut the door after him


what did the elephant say to the man..??

A) its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it.......


jokes i gotta a million of umm,,,

 

[mistee]

LL i like the one about...

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
Because then he tell if he's coming or going....grins...man that hits the nail on the head eh?