Blonde Jokes.........(Little Lady Jokes)

[Little Lady69]

good graces huh??? lol

well your not trying very hard to get back in my good graces mm.....rofl



Why do men name their penises?

Because they want to be on a first name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.


Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

 

[Little Lady69]

WHY NAGGING A MAN DOESN'T WORK

What a Woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES,
blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

 

[twodogs]

now now

Be nice , i bet your a sweetheart .
Have to get up early pack a lunch to keep up with you .

 

[Little Lady69]

giggle

ok, its not a man bashing joke but its soooooooo funny that i couldnt resist...ROFL, especially with all this slut talk goin on..lol


YOU CAN PLEASE EVERYONE

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

 

[Little Lady69]

lol twodogs...very good observation..hehe
and you might wanna bring a snack too...lol

 

[twodogs]

Iwill need to stay that long oh boy

 

[Little Lady69]

LOL im gonna change heavys thread to man jokes...giggle


A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"
She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year old." She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"
She says, "Well, your name never came up."

 

[Little Lady69]

roflmfao

ohhhhh this is toooo much fun....lmao
*wink @ twodogs



What do toilets, clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

Men miss them all.

 

[twodogs]

Gone

But thought i had left ,well i'm back ,boy are you lucky .
I will torment you all night, and she says oh grate.

 

[HeavyStick]

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[Little Lady69]

haha poor heavy

^5 sweet....haha to the bear

 

[HeavyStick]

.

 

[sweet baby lee]

you two play nice

LL......heavy.......stop or i will get mean too.........lol

hiya dog.......me sweet.....heavys sweet....welcome to there obsession

 

[sweet baby lee]

my turn to tell a joke

um.......golly i cant think of any

 

[sweet baby lee]

66

LL......thanks for the bosom...i needed that.........and lord knows you got it to spare....ohhhh i just found out why heavy picks on you..........

 

[sweet baby lee]

yikes

 

[Little Lady69]

ok sweet what has that naughty bear been telling you about me???? lol only 9 more to go *G*

 

[HeavyStick]

.

 

[Little Lady69]

hey bear you stop tarnishing my rep by saying mean bad things about me...lol

even xyz thinks im badddddddd now *POUT*

giggle

 

[twodogs]

post

less talk more post ,oh that's right it's past your bed time sorry i forgot

 

[Little Lady69]

bed time who has a bed time??? lol
only 5 more *G* yyyyyyaaaaaaaa

are you lookin yet sweet?????

 

[Kat-44]

there's no way little lady , heavy or always could be sluts........ they don;t keep their mouths quiet long enough to be, lol

 

[Little Lady69]

lol kat how true, and everyone knows that you arent suppost to talk with your mouth full *G* ohhh never mind with heavy it wouldnt be a problem....rofl.....ohhhhh my bad...

only 2 more

hehe

 

[twodogs]

sunshine

I'm always watching might find something you never know

 

[Kat-44]

coaxing LL on to 100 come on baby, you can do it....come on i want to watch, hehe.