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[Endless_Night]

Everything is porn if you look close enough.

To swap minds with you for half and hour would be The Most enlightening experience.

 

[hotwords229_A]

To swap minds with you for half and hour would be The Most enlightening experience.

You would lose No Nut November within those 30 minutes.

 

[Endless_Night]

You would lose No Nut November within those 30 minutes.

I don't think my legs would look good on you anyway. Even temporarily.

I picture you more burly.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

But . . . but . . . one of them is about werewolves.

Is that an argument for or against it being erotica?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't think my legs would look good on you anyway. Even temporarily.

I picture you more burly.

My high school year book picture.

 

[Endless_Night]

Is that an argument for or against it being erotica?

It's an argument that if he might read non-porn tentacle stuff, it seems conceivable he might read Amish Werewolf of Space.


I am now questioning whether there is such a thing as non-porn tentacles stuff.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am now questioning whether there is such a thing as non-porn tentacles stuff.

What would be the point?

 

[Endless_Night]

What would be the point?

I. Do. Not. Know.

Yet, what is the point of Amish Vampires in Space, if not erotica?


Why are we having this conversation? How did we get here?!?!

 

[Bbl87]

I don't think my legs would look good on you anyway. Even temporarily.

I picture you more burly.

Ok, obligatory comment because this is Lit, but...

Your legs would look good on my shoulders, IJS.

My high school year book picture.

Man, I have too much facial hair to be any of them Brawny logo guys. Now I'm on a hunt to find my mascot doppelganger...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yet, what is the point of Amish Vampires in Space, if not erotica?

If that Amish vampire girl got into a fight with a tentacle monster, I would certainly read that with my pants down. I think most of us would.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ok, obligatory comment because this is Lit, but...

Your legs would look good on my shoulders, IJS.

Oh!!! That is . . . uh, so not the context I intended.


How do I perpetually and unintentionally post myself into these things?

 

[Endless_Night]

If that Amish vampire girl got into a fight with a tentacle monster, I would certainly read that with my pants down. I think most of us would.

I . . . don't even know what to say to this!

 

[Bbl87]

Oh!!! That is . . . uh, so not the context I intended.


How do I perpetually and unintentionally post myself into these things?

I mean, I debated saying it. But the setup was just too perfect, and I figured my transgression would be forgiven for the sake of humor.

 

[Bbl87]

If that Amish vampire girl got into a fight with a tentacle monster, I would certainly read that with my pants down. I think most of us would.

I mean, I have a healthy imagination. Just the suggestion may be enough. Give me a few minutes...

 

[Endless_Night]

This Amish porn thing is making me crazy!

I know I saw it on the board.

*vows to keep looking until it's found*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This guy's passion is written all over his chest

 

[Endless_Night]

This guy's passion is written all over his chest

Joke? I don't get it. You know, like usual.

*is confused*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Joke? I don't get it. You know, like usual.

*is confused*

Look at the guy on the right's shirt

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh!! That is . . . .

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh!! That is . . . .

Just a silhouette? Yes, it is

 

[Endless_Night]

Just a silhouette? Yes, it is

That is not just any old silhouette!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Joke? I don't get it. You know, like usual.

*is confused*

If it makes you feel better, I didn’t see it right away and had to take a minute to look more closely

 

[Endless_Night]

If it makes you feel better, I didn’t see it right away and had to take a minute to look more closely

Yes. Thank you. It does.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yes. Thank you. It does.

I was glad I didn’t have to resort to asking publicly…and not only because I wasn’t entirely sure @deefalttwunnyfor would be sober enough to answer

 

[Endless_Night]

I was glad I didn’t have to resort to asking publicly…and not only because I wasn’t entirely sure @deefalttwunnyfor would be sober enough to answer

I laughed. Out loud.

Here that, @deefalttwunnyfor?

You're getting a rep.