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[Photog1rl]

Sunday nights I try to always take a nice long bath. I love it the most in the winter. When it is cold outside but I’m nice and cozy and floating in sensory bliss.

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, I can help you out with some restraints...

Ohhhhhh, not what you meant.

Oh! This conversation took a sharp turn.

 

[Bbl87]

Oh! This conversation took a sharp turn.

I mean, what's some light bondage between friends?

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, what's some light bondage between friends?

Uhhh ........

Yeah. I got nothing. There seems to be happening to me a lot today.

 

[Endless_Night]

After a certain amount of searching, voila! Amish Vampire Porn.

I knew it had come up at some point.

Re: @deefalttwunnyfor

(This was actually optioned for a movie at one point!)

 

[hotwords229_A]

There are a lot of Amish women where I live.

They are unusually attractive!

I wonder if they can star in porn as long as you use one of those old hand crank silent movie cameras?

 

[Endless_Night]

Followed by:

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had no idea the Amish Space Program was so immense!

Have you read these?

 

[Endless_Night]

I wonder if they can star in porn as long as you use one of those old hand crank silent movie cameras?

I am going with no on that one.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My cock needs directions back home.

 

[Endless_Night]

I had no idea the Amish Space Program was so immense!

Have you read these?

I have not!

But they have decent reviews! I find the author's use of different prepositions in each title kinda charming.

 

[hotwords229_A]

My cock needs directions back home.

Is there a “Find my Cock” app?

 

[hotwords229_A]

After a certain amount of searching, voila! Amish Vampire Porn.

I knew it had come up at some point.

Re: @deefalttwunnyfor

(This was actually optioned for a movie at one point!)

I looked this up and I’m not sure it’s porn.
I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.

 

[Endless_Night]

I looked this up and I’m not sure it’s porn.
I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.

What? It's not porn?

How can this not be porn? Or at least erotica?

 

[Endless_Night]

I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.

Wait?

What?!?!?!

You have been so confusing these last few nights.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What? It's not porn?

How can this not be porn? Or at least erotica?

What makes you say it’s porn?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wait?

What?!?!?!

You have been so confusing these last few nights.

What’s not clear about that?!

 

[Endless_Night]

What makes you say it’s porn?

*blinks*

Ummm. I guess . . . maybe . . . there was some assumption involved? Because . . . what else could it be with that title?

Omg.

It's not erotica, is it?

 

[hotwords229_A]

*blinks*

Ummm. I guess . . . maybe . . . there was some assumption involved? Because . . . what else could it be with that title?

Omg.

It's not erotica, is it?

I think your mind may have just revealed something about itself.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I looked this up and I’m not sure it’s porn.
I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.

You have higher standards than I expected

 

[Endless_Night]

What’s not clear about that?!

I mean, surely you read stuff other than porn?

I think your mind may have just revealed something about itself.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You have higher standards than I expected

I mean, it’s not like it’s tentacles.

 

[Endless_Night]

You have higher standards than I expected

Omg.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, surely you read stuff other than porn?

Everything is porn if you look close enough.

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, it’s not like it’s tentacles.

But . . . but . . . one of them is about werewolves.