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Oh! This conversation took a sharp turn.I mean, I can help you out with some restraints...
Ohhhhhh, not what you meant.![]()
I mean, what's some light bondage between friends?Oh! This conversation took a sharp turn.![]()
Uhhh ........I mean, what's some light bondage between friends?![]()
I am going with no on that one.I wonder if they can star in porn as long as you use one of those old hand crank silent movie cameras?![]()
I have not!I had no idea the Amish Space Program was so immense!
Have you read these?
Is there a “Find my Cock” app?My cock needs directions back home.
I looked this up and I’m not sure it’s porn.After a certain amount of searching, voila! Amish Vampire Porn.
I knew it had come up at some point.
Re: @deefalttwunnyfor
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(This was actually optioned for a movie at one point!)
What? It's not porn?I looked this up and I’m not sure it’s porn.
I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.![]()
Wait?I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.![]()
What makes you say it’s porn?What? It's not porn?
How can this not be porn? Or at least erotica?![]()
What’s not clear about that?!Wait?
What?!?!?!
You have been so confusing these last few nights.![]()
*blinks*What makes you say it’s porn?
I think your mind may have just revealed something about itself.*blinks*
Ummm. I guess . . . maybe . . . there was some assumption involved? Because . . . what else could it be with that title?
Omg.
It's not erotica, is it?![]()
You have higher standards than I expectedI looked this up and I’m not sure it’s porn.
I can’t read this if it isn’t hardcore porn.![]()
I mean, surely you read stuff other than porn?What’s not clear about that?!![]()
I think your mind may have just revealed something about itself.![]()
I mean, it’s not like it’s tentacles.You have higher standards than I expected![]()
Everything is porn if you look close enough.I mean, surely you read stuff other than porn?
But . . . but . . . one of them is about werewolves.I mean, it’s not like it’s tentacles.![]()