Apparently not! I think sex noises sound like a lot of things, but that's not one of them. I'll thank you to leave the sacred name Kraft out of your whore mouth!You've never heard this before?
Good luck unhearing it
Add some milk/cream to get that sauce a lil thick and then change the pace you stir it to match the pace that you like
If I keep it out of my whore hole then how am I supposed to enjoy it?!?! I'm not boofing this one
This is one of the funniest descriptions I’ve ever heard!
True. Stirring macaroni sounds closer to masturbation than actual sex, but default’s recipe might just work with some suction sounds added.
It's not funny, it's yucky. I know that sounds childish, but that's the only word I can think of. Yucky. Who is in the throws of passion and makes and observation like this????
I'm going to need an audio from each of you, making your macaroni noise. I have not observed thus being the case. Or, maybe I just "make macaroni" differently than you two pervsTrue. Stirring macaroni sounds closer to masturbation than actual sex, but default’s recipe might just work with some suction sounds added.
I bet it was noticed not during the throes of passion, but when stirring macaroni and suddenly becoming aroused.
You have to stir it with your dick.Or, maybe I just "make macaroni" differently than you two pervs
Ew. Ew. Eeeeewwwwwwwww.I bet it was noticed not during the throes of passion, but when stirring macaroni and suddenly becoming aroused.
You've mistaken me for @OrdinaryPerson . Maybe she'll let me borrow her 10 incherYou have to stir it with your dick.
Errr, okay.
Adorable sounds so much better than idiotic.
Are you swearing off all pasta from now on?As far as all the other conversation that followed, I make no comment, except -
Hmmm. I wonder if gluten free pasta is the equivalent of a glory hole or, at least, non-committal sex?Yes.
(Of course, I'm gluten free so it's not a huge sacrifice.
Any time you want babeyEw. Ew. Eeeeewwwwwwwww.
You've mistaken me for @OrdinaryPerson . Maybe she'll let me borrow her 10 incher
Hmmm. I wonder if gluten free pasta is the equivalent of a glory hole or, at least, non-committal sex?
Either way, I now want to stick my face into a bowl of freshly made Mac and Cheese and swirl my tongue inside it.
What is it ? Im in 06378 btw.
Today I learned searching porn for someone is a true sign of friendship.
To think, all these years I've been doing friendship wrong.
Were you doing the searching, or was someone searching on your behalf? And are you looking for anything in particular? 
We’re searching for recovery porn for @aussiegeekygal?! You totally stole my get well gift ideaToday I learned searching porn for someone is a true sign of friendship.
To think, all these years I've been doing friendship wrong.
I was doing the searching. For an erotic parody of The Thing.
Oh! Now see, this would never have occurred to me.We’re searching for recovery porn for @aussiegeekygal?! You totally stole my get well gift idea
We all show love in different ways.Oh! Now see, this would never have occurred to me.
Yet another example of my bad friendshipping.
*hangs head in shame*
So I can be your not-porn friend?We all show love in different ways.
You're great at friendshipping
I need a few of those, too.So I can be your not-porn friend?
