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[deefalttwunnyfor]

You've never heard this before?
Good luck unhearing it

 

[MindYaBitness]

You've never heard this before?
Good luck unhearing it

Apparently not! I think sex noises sound like a lot of things, but that's not one of them. I'll thank you to leave the sacred name Kraft out of your whore mouth!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Apparently not! I think sex noises sound like a lot of things, but that's not one of them.

Add some milk/cream to get that sauce a lil thick and then change the pace you stir it to match the pace that you like

I'll thank you to leave the sacred name Kraft out of your whore mouth!

If I keep it out of my whore hole then how am I supposed to enjoy it?!?! I'm not boofing this one

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like stirring macaroni?

This is one of the funniest descriptions I’ve ever heard!

Apparently not! I think sex noises sound like a lot of things, but that's not one of them. I'll thank you to leave the sacred name Kraft out of your whore mouth!

True. Stirring macaroni sounds closer to masturbation than actual sex, but default’s recipe might just work with some suction sounds added.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is one of the funniest descriptions I’ve ever heard!

It's not funny, it's yucky. I know that sounds childish, but that's the only word I can think of. Yucky. Who is in the throws of passion and makes and observation like this????

True. Stirring macaroni sounds closer to masturbation than actual sex, but default’s recipe might just work with some suction sounds added.

I'm going to need an audio from each of you, making your macaroni noise. I have not observed thus being the case. Or, maybe I just "make macaroni" differently than you two pervs

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's not funny, it's yucky. I know that sounds childish, but that's the only word I can think of. Yucky. Who is in the throws of passion and makes and observation like this????

I bet it was noticed not during the throes of passion, but when stirring macaroni and suddenly becoming aroused.

Or, maybe I just "make macaroni" differently than you two pervs

You have to stir it with your dick.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I bet it was noticed not during the throes of passion, but when stirring macaroni and suddenly becoming aroused.

Ew. Ew. Eeeeewwwwwwwww.

You have to stir it with your dick.

You've mistaken me for @OrdinaryPerson . Maybe she'll let me borrow her 10 incher

 

[Endless_Night]

I mustn't have been there then.

Errr, okay.

I'm just teasing. You're adorable

Adorable sounds so much better than idiotic.

 

[Endless_Night]

As far as all the other conversation that followed, I make no comment, except -

 

[hotwords229_A]

As far as all the other conversation that followed, I make no comment, except -

Are you swearing off all pasta from now on?

 

[Endless_Night]

Are you swearing off all pasta from now on?

Yes.

(Of course, I'm gluten free so it's not a huge sacrifice. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes.

(Of course, I'm gluten free so it's not a huge sacrifice. )

Hmmm. I wonder if gluten free pasta is the equivalent of a glory hole or, at least, non-committal sex?
Either way, I now want to stick my face into a bowl of freshly made Mac and Cheese and swirl my tongue inside it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ew. Ew. Eeeeewwwwwwwww.

You've mistaken me for @OrdinaryPerson . Maybe she'll let me borrow her 10 incher

Any time you want babey

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm. I wonder if gluten free pasta is the equivalent of a glory hole or, at least, non-committal sex?
Either way, I now want to stick my face into a bowl of freshly made Mac and Cheese and swirl my tongue inside it.