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[Endless_Night]

I did find this, though. Not all that erratic, but I found the word play rather amusing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This pic could be used.

Title: The Orgasm Phantasm.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was bored, and bopping along, as I do, looking for book covers to sate @hotwords229_A erotica novel fetish, and was surprised to find there is a deficit of good book fronts for ghost erotica.

Seems odd. I mean . . . seems odd.

I did notice, however, that there's a hopping market for ghost porn.

I have no idea what that looks like, as Texas requires age verification now to look at porn, but they must be depicting it somehow. Why not for erotic?

Should I add that I wouldn't have clicked the links even if they didn't require age verification? I feel like anyone that knows me realizes that's a given.

Did you know that every time you yawn a ghost shoves its dick in your mouth?

 

[Endless_Night]

Did you know that every time you yawn a ghost shoves its dick in your mouth?

Gah!

I mean . . . there you go @hotwords229_A!

 

[Apisto42]

Did you know that every time you yawn a ghost shoves its dick in your mouth?

I can’t wait to be a ghost.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Did you know that every time you yawn a ghost shoves its dick in your mouth?

I thought it was spiders that went in your mouth when you sleep?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gah!

I mean . . . there you go @hotwords229_A!

Wait, WHAT?!

I thought it was spiders that went in your mouth when you sleep?

That’s not webbing on your chin . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, goodness. I just saw that autocorrect changed my the word erotic to erratic in my above post!


I feel like Lit might be trying to tell me something . . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

I had the oddest sex dream last night.

It was a group thing. Lit people. I was not participating, and was doing my absolute mortified best not to watch.

I don't think I've ever had a group sex dream before.


I'm sticking this here because I have no idea where it should go.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I had the oddest sex dream last night.

It was a group thing. Lit people. I was not participating, and was doing my absolute mortified best not to watch.

I don't think I've ever had a group sex dream before.


I'm sticking this here because I have no idea where it should go.

Next time tell dream Enny to conjure me up so that I can narrate while you hide your eyes

 

[Lord Pmann]

I had the oddest sex dream last night.

It was a group thing. Lit people. I was not participating, and was doing my absolute mortified best not to watch.

I don't think I've ever had a group sex dream before.


I'm sticking this here because I have no idea where it should go.

That’s totally a euphemism.

 

[Endless_Night]

Next time tell dream Enny to conjure me up so that I can narrate while you hide your eyes

Umm, you were already conjured. And . . . occupied.

That’s totally a euphemism.

A euphemism for what?!

You were there also.

Not having sex, either, but trying very hard to get me to look.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Umm, you were already conjured. And . . . occupied.

I was just going to ask that!!!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had the oddest sex dream last night.

It was a group thing. Lit people. I was not participating, and was doing my absolute mortified best not to watch.

I don't think I've ever had a group sex dream before.


I'm sticking this here because I have no idea where it should go.

I’m going to need a list of participants, audience, sex acts performed, etc., for the historical record.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I had the oddest sex dream last night.

It was a group thing. Lit people. I was not participating, and was doing my absolute mortified best not to watch.

I don't think I've ever had a group sex dream before.


I'm sticking this here because I have no idea where it should go.

*takes notes
Talk slowly and don’t leave out any details…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m going to need a list of participants, audience, sex acts performed, etc., for the historical record.

*takes notes
Talk slowly and don’t leave out any details…

Yes, what they said

 

[Endless_Night]

You people realize that I was not looking, right?!

I mean . . . there was stuff happening, because, umm, noises, but aside from a few accidental glimpses I have no details.


Besides, I was busy trying to out argue Pmann. Which is extra challenging with your eyes closed for some reason.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You people realize that I was not looking, right?!

I mean . . . there was stuff happening, because, umm, noises, but aside from a few accidental glimpses I have no details.


Besides, I was busy trying to out argue Pmann. Which is extra challenging with your eyes closed for some reason.

I love this little breadcrumbs game we’re playing
Did you happen to hear anyone squeal ‘whoopsie doo, here comes the goo’ ???

AFAF

 

[Apisto42]

I love this little breadcrumbs game we’re playing
Did you happen to hear anyone squeal ‘whoopsie doo, here comes the goo’ ???

AFAF

So is that your “friend’s” go to climax statement?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So is that your “friend’s” go to climax statement?

60% of the time, it works every time

 

[Apisto42]

60% of the time, it works every time

Reminds me of an old friend who loved all things NASA. “Baby batter is a go, repeat, baby batter is a GO!!!”

 

[Endless_Night]

I love this little breadcrumbs game we’re playing
Did you happen to hear anyone squeal ‘whoopsie doo, here comes the goo’ ???

AFAF

Ewwwwwwww. Ew. Ew. Ew.

No! Not words. Noises. Like, you know . . . sex noises. Like . . . .


I can't bring myself to elaborate.

*zoom*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ewwwwwwww. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I mustn't have been there then. This is a relief, but also a letdown. What a paradox!

No! Not words. Noises. Like, you know . . . sex noises. Like . . . .

Like stirring macaroni?

I can't bring myself to elaborate.

*zoom*

I'm just teasing. You're adorable

 

[MindYaBitness]

Like stirring macaroni?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You've never heard this before?
Good luck unhearing it