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[hotwords229_A]

At Oral Johnson Community College your Magnum will Cum Loudie

 

[default24]

At Oral Johnson Community College your Magnum will Cum Loudie

Should've said Morehead State
https://www.moreheadstate.edu/

 

[hotwords229_A]

Should've said Morehead State
https://www.moreheadstate.edu/

Where were you when I needed you? I don't know my colleges well at all.

 

[default24]

Where were you when I needed you? I don't know my colleges well at all.

It helps when you go to Oral Roberts

 

[Endless_Night]

I just want to go on record as saying that I had NO IDEA it was legal to go topless in Texas.

I mean, while it's not like I would have actually been participating, I should still have been informed!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I didn't realize so many states were cool.

Road trip!

 

[default24]

Yeah, is this real? IANAL but it seems like this isn't quite right...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yeah, is this real? IANAL but it seems like this isn't quite right...

Toplessness for everyone is legal in NY, I know that much. Actually, I spend a lot of time reminding many women of that fact.

 

[default24]

Toplessness for everyone is legal in NY, I know that much. Actually, I spend a lot of time reminding many women of that fact.

You're doing the Lord's work. Now send them south one state, please

 

[hotwords229_A]

You're doing the Lord's work. Now send them south one state, please

Just call me Johnny Nippleseed.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’m in a green state.
Cycling bibs and no bra perhaps for my group ride Saturday?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m in a green state.
Cycling bibs and no bra perhaps for my group ride Saturday?!

Yes, yes and YES!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have to admit, I got curious. I mean, my area is densely populated and it's not like I've ever seen a topless woman casually sauntering down the street.

Call me suspicious.

But. It's true! There are "no laws that directly prohibit toplessness in Texas".

Buuuuut that doesn't mean you won't get arrested.

San Antonios is particularly bad, it seems. They'll slap you with public lewdness, indecent exposure or disorderly conduct. Houston is less inventive. They generally stick with disorderly conduct. Only Austin lets the breasts roam wild and free.

Annoying, really. While I might not be availing myself of the privilege, (Okay. Definitely not. ) I still stand firm for the rights of the breasts.

FREE THE BREASTS



Breast solidarity.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have to admit, I got curious. I mean, my area is densely populated and it's not like I've ever seen a topless woman casually sauntering down the street.

Call me suspicious.

But. It's true! There are "no laws that directly prohibit toplessness in Texas".

Buuuuut that doesn't mean you won't get arrested.

San Antonios is particularly bad, it seems. They'll slap you with public lewdness, indecent exposure or disorderly conduct. Houston is less inventive. They generally stick with disorderly conduct. Only Austin lets the breasts roam wild and free.

Annoying, really. While I might not be availing myself of the privilege, (Okay. Definitely not. ) I still stand firm for the rights of the breasts.

FREE THE BREASTS



Breast solidarity.

Agreed. In NY it isn't written into the law, but there was a ruling in 1992 that said a woman can go topless anywhere a man can and so far so good. I hate NY, but at least they got this right. Obviously I want to see boobs so I'm enthusiastic for all the wrong reasons, but in all seriousness, it's idiotic that a dude can pop out his nips and a woman can't.

 

[Endless_Night]

Agreed. In NY it isn't written into the law, but there was a ruling in 1992 that said a woman can go topless anywhere a man can and so far so good. I hate NY, but at least they got this right. Obviously I want to see boobs so I'm enthusiastic for all the wrong reasons, but in all seriousness, it's idiotic that a dude can pop out his nips and a woman can't.

It is rather ridiculous.

Texas is not as progressive as New York. The cities are hotbeds of vice. (Naturally. ) But we have a lot of rural area which is more conservative. Not to mention our passion for bible churches.

Don't even get me started...

 

[hotwords229_A]

All the states I've lived in are in the top 20. And I think that should count.

 

[Endless_Night]

Poor Mississippi….

My question, once again, is how do they get their information. How? Are they taking people at thier word? As in the honor system? Are they, like…actually measuring?

If the latter, what about, errr, user error? Can you really know researcher A is measuring the exact same way as researcher B? Can you?

CAN YOU?!

These are the kind of things that keep me awake nights. Gah!



(Faulty statistics. Not…size. In case that wasn't clear. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Poor Mississippi….

My question, once again, is how do they get their information. How? Are they taking people at thier word? As in the honor system? Are they, like…actually measuring?

If the latter, what about, errr, user error? Can you really know researcher A is measuring the exact same way as researcher B? Can you?

CAN YOU?!

These are the kind of things that keep me awake nights. Gah!



(Faulty statistics. Not…size. In case that wasn't clear. )

It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.

Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?

People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!

 

[Endless_Night]

It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.

Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?

People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!

Oh.

Goodness.

It's so simple when the technicalities are properly explained.


In real space I laughed. Out loud. A lot. Before coffee. With a pulled hamstring. No chocolate in the house. And forty miles in front of me.

*awards early morning amusing points*

That's a high accolade, right there, as there is nothing amusing about the morning.

#notanearlyriser

 

[Suz_anne]

It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.

Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?

People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!

Hmmmm... I'm not convinced that this method is statistically valid.

I see nothing indicating that shrinkage was accounted for properly even though it is a well known variable in a swimming pool setting.

 

[default24]

It's easier to figure out than you think. The United States government makes sure that the exact same amount of water goes into every public pool throughout the country. They then determine the water displacement against how many guys enter each pool, divide that number by three (two balls and a dick), run those numbers against cycles of the moon, make adjustments for headwinds and there's your answer.

Sheesh, what's difficult to understand about that?

People think public pools are just a friendly thing the government provides for its taxpayers--nope! It's so they can track our penis sizes!

Don't you get yours measured by a doctor? I thought it was something that medical professionals had to share with the government. For science was what I was told. Every year at my annual check-up right after the 'turn your head and cough' he always pulls out the ol' tape measure

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmmmm... I'm not convinced that this method is statistically valid.

I see nothing indicating that shrinkage was accounted for properly even though it is a well known variable in a swimming pool setting.

Okay Suz, you got me. You see the real story is that Facebook has a face recognition program that can determine penis size by comparing the distance between our earlobes and nostrils, mixed with some kind of algorithm. They then sell this data to the Russians who, in turn, use it for targeted advertising against unsuspecting Americans to condition us to buy underwear that is far too small for our "size". So when those Commie Bastards attack, we men won't have enough crotch room to run properly--thereby giving the Rooskies the advantage.

I, however, am onto their plan which is why I have put together a group that refuses to wear underwear for this very reason.
We call ourselves the Commando Over Communism Knights, or C.O.C.K.

Our slogan is: Free your Balls for the C.O.C.K.

Don't you get yours measured by a doctor? I thought it was something that medical professionals had to share with the government. For science was what I was told. Every year at my annual check-up right after the 'turn your head and cough' he always pulls out the ol' tape measure

My doctor never measured me like that. He usually just checks my prostate with his finger. Although now that I think about it, he always puts both hands on my shoulders and rubs them while he checks, Hmmmm?

 

[soakersue]

Now that is well thought out

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh.
Goodness.
It's so simple when the technicalities are properly explained.

In real space I laughed. Out loud. A lot. Before coffee. With a pulled hamstring. No chocolate in the house. And forty miles in front of me.
*awards early morning amusing points*

That's a high accolade, right there, as there is nothing amusing about the morning.

#notanearlyriser

I'm not a morning person either, especially since these are the kind of ideas that occur to me then.

Now that is well thought out

Thanks, it all became clear one day while meditating.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This reminds me of that time I sneezed really hard and my dick popped out of my shorts